10 Ways To Annoy Aro Vulturi
1. Get a water bottle and throw some water on him while yelling , "The power of Christ compels you!"
2. Show him all of the 'intimate' moments with Bella & Edward.
3. When he goes to touch you to read your mind, picture him dancing in Edward's meadow singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
4. When Aro trys to touch you scream "Mind rapist, Get away from me!!"
5. Ask him if his food is "O-positively good"
6. Tell him that Edward's power is better than his.
7. Hum the Darth Vader theme when ever he enters a room.
8. When he say something like "Why me?" casually answer "Because you're damned and God hates you"
9. When he asks you which ways something is answer with 'Follow the Arrow"
10. When he gets angry say 'No more O negative for you'
Number 9 was suppose to be Arrow like his name. Yeah, I couldnt come up with anything else.........
Either Charlie or Sam will be next. You'll just have to wait and see *mysterious voice* lol
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