Hope you will like this. I do not own iCarly.
Post By Queen-Bee (Wendy Smith)
Hello :)
This is Wendy's Weekly Gossip Report! So...what is going on at Ridgeway? Well...let's see.
1) From what I've heard, Sam hasn't been at school in three days! We have no clue why, and the more I read Principal Franklin's files, the more I had no idea why she wasn't here. It's says that's she's sick, but come on! She is not. Unless, it's love sickness. :D
2) Freddie is gone as well, but for other reasons. Thanks to Sam's recent threat to Freddie, he had to go to the doctor. For...butt...surgery. Am I the only one that finds that funny?
3) Gibby has a new girlfriend, and it isn't Carly. It's Lady Liquid Soap. Apparently, Gibby is going around his Spacebook, saying that he is in a relationship. When Carly asked who it was, he replied "Liquid Soap".
4) You know how I thought Spencer Shay was in a secret relationship. I was right. He confirmed it on the last blog. He is dating Socko. Don't believe me? Check the last blog post.
5) SAM AND FREDDIE ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE. I can tell. They are avoiding each other.
Comments:
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Wendy...I...AM...GOING...TO...KILL...YOU...
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Isn't it strange how you are always the one to comment first?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
SHUT IT, BUTT BOY.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Is that the best you can-OW!...come up with?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Watch it. First your antelope, then your pre-ugly face.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
...? Pre-ugly?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Yeah. Stands for pretty ugly.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
:D
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
What?
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Nothing =^_^=
Carly (Carly Shay)
Wow. You two aren't fighting. That's good...I guess. Maybe now we can actually stay on the blog longer. Wendy, I thought I said no more gossip blogs...
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Uh...what?
Queen-Bee (Wendy Smith)
So, Sam. How is the mental institute?
P.S Carly, sorry. Had to do it...
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
How do you know about that?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
YEAH. HOW DO YOU?
Carly (Carly Shay)
I may have...told her...
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Why would you do that?
Carly (Carly Shay)
Candles...dinner...kissing...sorry! She made me...
I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)
I AM NOT DATING SOCKO. OKAY? WHY WOULD I DATE A GUY THAT'S HOT-I MEAN...why would I date my best friend. DARN THIS LAPTOP. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BACKSPACE?
Carly (Carly Shay)
Sam took it off for some prank she was trying to pull on us.
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Hey. It's working out for the better. At least Spencer isn't hiding things anymore.
Carly (Carly Shay)
We need to talk later, Spencer.
I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)
OH. LOOK AT THAT. I just forgot I had to be in Mexico, and stay there for a month. BYE.
P.S We need a new keyboard.
Carly (Carly Shay)
No...what we need is to talk...
I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)
Uh...LA LA LA. CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Carly (Carly Shay)
We're typing. There is no noise involved.
I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)
FINE. I CAN'T SEE YOU...
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Should we leave them alone?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Nah. This is great stuff we're talking here, Benson.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
So, you really signed yourself up to a mental institute?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Yup. I lost my mind.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
No...you lost your toughness. You just won't admit that you love me. You'll never admit it.
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
I gotta go.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
I thought this was great stuff.
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Well, now it's not.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Sam...?
Carly (Carly Shay)
Spencer, if you can yell at me for dating Wendy, I can yell at you for dating Socko. AND NOT TELLING ME ABOUT IT!
I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)
OH...HOME ON THE RANGE!
Carly (Carly Shay)
Ugh...