If Sasuke Had Another Relative...

Ahh, The Useless Conversati- HOLY CRAP FLYING SAKURA-CHAN!

*Cough Cough*

Well. Hai.

I'm in a bad mood.

So Kaida is too.

And Charlie is shouting my flipping ears off.

WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH. (ETC ETC)

I'm going to unplug my headphones in a minute.

I'm sorry for all these useless fillers but I'm really stuck on ideas. I know what i /might/ do but i need a few things to happen first. OH GOD THIS IS SO ANNOYING! Review please, and if you don't like it/hate it/think it's unoriginal, don't bother, i couldn't care less. Of course, critism is nice TO A POINT.

"I don't care if it's mean!"

"SASUKE NIIIIIII-KUN! THAT'S BEYOND MEANN! HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A RELATIVE? I'm... I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER HEADBAND! YEAH!"

"Is that even possible?"

"NO! But I'll just steal it from some random person because I'm good at that, YEAH! DATTEBAYO!" (...Kaida...)

"..."

"Oops." Kaida scratched the back of her head. "Gomene."

"Kaida-chan!" Naruto was on his knees rivers flowing down his face comically. Right infront of Kaida. Thank god she hated skirts or he'd be able to see- WHAT A PERV! "Please come!"

Kaida had to look away to stop herself from blushing bright red, though she did get a slight tinge of pink, which Sasuke, of course, noticed, and then he started glaring at Naruto.

'Hmm... lets read his glare. Dobe. Baka. Dunce. Epic fail. Get-Off-My-Relative-Or-I'll-Chidori-Your-Arse' Kaida thought trying to distract herself. 'Oooo, never heard of that one before.'

"Pleeease!"

"I want to come anyway Naruto-sa-"

"Kun."

Sasuke sent a glare that was equivalent to thousands of millions of poison coated kunai, and Kaida turned bright red.

"W- Wh- Why?!"

Sakura sighed, looking to Kakashi for a escape route. He was too busy reading his book.

KAKASHI GET YOUR NOSE OUTTA THAT BOOK OR I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP! Inner Sakura screamed.

Of course, sending imaginary death threats to an appallingly oblivious jounin with no life other than reading some perverted book didn't work.

"Because Kaida-chan!" he put his arm around Kaida. She dodged it as soon as contact was made and hid in a tree, her eyes wide, her face red and in the shock her sharingan had activated.

"I don't think i'll... umm... come back for another hour." she said.

Di- Did he he ju- just? Oh... my... god... Sasuke nii-kun, kill him so no ones sees me bright red again. Maybe i li- No i can't like Naruto-ku- WAIT! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST CALL HIM?

Kaida fell out the tree, head first. "I'm fine."

Sasuke walked over to her. "Quick or slow death?" he whispered. (Does he ever whisper?)

"Kill him quickly for god's sake."

Then the staring competition began.

"But it's more painful slowly." Sasuke said, his arrogant coal eyes bore into Kaida's equally, maybe more arrogant coal eyes.

"Spare me the embarassement."

"No."

Kaida clapped infront of Sasuke's face and he blinked.

"Kaida equals the victor, so quickly."

"Slowly."

"I won you arrogant little excuse for a HOLY CRAP FLYING BUBBLEGUM GIRL!"

"Wha- HOLY CRAP FLYING RABID FANGIRL!"

Kaida only just managed to dodge Sakura's fist of fury while Sasuke managed to duck out of a most probable bear hug.

"Close." they agreed, nodding too each other.

Then Sakura started throwing punches at Kaida. She dodged them as if it was the easy level of DDR. Then Kaida got bored. She grabbed one of the arms as she ducked underneath it and threw Sakura over her shoulder into a load of bushes and-

"EWW! BIRD CRAP!"

Kaida high fived Sasuke. "She won't be able to look at you for a week."

"What about my high five Kaida-chan!"

"N-" Sasuke began.

"Fine." Kaida held her hand out and Naruto hit it. Not hard. Barely at all. It seemed to just brush the top part of her hand.