Kura: To all my reviewers...YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! Berry, glomp them.

Berry: What!?

Kura: You didn't do it the last time. Somebody said that you should! Don't be such a party pooper!

Berry: No. Why do I have to do such a stupid thing.

Kura: It's fun! Just do it!

Berry: HELL NO! Anyway, Sanji's part was somewhat difficult, only because we were sure what to do with him at some parts. But anyway, we hope that all of you enjoyed his piece.

Kura: Yeah :) And thank you for the suggestions for Vivi and Franky :) Somebody mentioned him coming in as the Beast of Baltimore and I started wondering about that...if I can find a way to incorporate that, I will try it out! :D

Disclaimer: HP belongs to J.K. Rowling; OP belongs to Odaachi!

1.10 A Regular Day: Sanji

Humming, he got off his bed and stretched before taking out his clothes. Walking out of the dorm, he continued his humming until he reached the shower room, plopped his clothes gently somewhere where they wouldn't get dirty, stepped into the shower, and began his shower.

Continuing his humming, he smiled as he scrubbed his head gently, allowing his golden locks to become free of the dirt and dust he may have gained overnight. Washing out the soap, his smile widened as the thought of the beautiful Slytherin, Nami, commenting on how nice his hair was.

Not that he was a girl. Oh, hell no. It's just that he knew how girls tend to pay attention to their looks and Nami despised dirty people. He wanted to be clean so that Nami would pay attention to him...

And someday, they would start dating! Their first date would be a small picnic dinner with the food he prepared under the stars while they gazed at each other's eyes with a loving gaze~ And then they would proclaim their love for each other! Nami would blush oh so delicately and then close her eyes! And then he would lean forward before they shared their first kiss...!

A blush came to his face as he swayed back and forth, his mind in heaven.

Or...perhaps...Nojiko instead would allow him with a date where they would share a passionate kiss! He could just feel her plump lips on his own before she would say once more with a blush on her cheeks that she loved him!

Ah~ what will he do if Kuina confessed in a way that was her own. She had her own beauty that was unique and damn it, why is it wasted on the stupid marimo!?

A frown came to his lips. That stupid marimo...he doesn't appreciate the beauty of two girls who are often with him, the wonderful sisters, Kuina and Tashigi, both who looked so much like each other that if they were the same age, they would be the most beautiful twins he had ever laid his eyes on! And yet...yet...they mostly hang out with that stupid green haired marimo! Damn it all to hell! Why with that shithead swordsman!?

A fowl look came to his face as he turned off the water and stepped out, changing into his clothes before he left the showers, only to bump into Ace and Luffy. He blinked and smiled. "Morning." He said.

Luffy grinned. "Sanji! Morning! Are you going down already? Wait for us!" He said, a pout coming to his face.

He merely chuckled while Ace rolled his eyes. "I'm going to the kitchen to see if they need any help, idiot."

Ace tilted his head to the side. "House elves ask for your help? I thought they hated help..."

He shook his head before sticking out his tongue. "I help either way."

Ace laughed while Luffy started pestering his older brothers with questions like why house elves hated help and such. "Alright, see ya at breakfast." Then he pulled his younger brother in as the boy continued asking questions. "You see Luffy, house elves are..."

As the teens voice trailed off with Luffy listening with his attention slowly vanishing, the blonde Gryffindor just left, heading back to his room through the small crowd of other Gryffindors when a loud yell made them all pause.

"IF YOU ASKED A QUESTION, LISTEN TILL I'VE FINISHED THE ANSWER!" Ace's voice yelled out, making some chuckle. He himself couldn't help but laugh before going into his room and grabbed his robes and bag. Then leaving and making his way out of the Gryffindor common room, he smiled and said an affectionate good morning to many of the older and younger girls while he glared at any boy who stared at him strangely.

And he stepped out of the Fat Lady's portrait...only to find himself standing before the green haired idiot.

He clicked his teeth in annoyance before he muttered darkly, "What the hell are you doing here, shitty marimo?" He asked, his good mood disappeared quickly.

The marimo, Zoro turned to him, his own look of annoyance coming slowly. "I'm heading to the Great Hall."

"IT'S DOWNSTAIRS YOU MORON! HOW DID YOU END UP HERE!?" He screamed. Only to sigh. "Forget I asked that. Of course a shitty moron like you would just end up here. You're a hopeless case. Getting lost in your third year, that's seriously pathetic." He said with another sigh. At that, the Slytherin's face turned red with anger and embarrassment.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, STUPID BROW!?"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, SHITTY MARIMO!?"

And as usual, they began their daily bickering, accompanied by their death match while the Fat Lady looked over them uneasily. "...Please leave..."

He turned to her and bowed. "Of course, my dear lady." He said with a kind smile. No matter what, he would always be kind to a lady, even one who's just a portrait. The Fat Lady blushed at that before smiling, her hand waving them away as she attempted to force down her blush.

As the two left - Zoro following so he wouldn't get lost - they started to bicker again, scaring anybody who they passed.

~.~.~

"Oi, Sanji, you didn't wait!" He looked up to see Luffy pouting, his eyes holding hurt. "You promised!"

"I promised no such thing." He said, returning to his meal, sipping his orange juice while Luffy sat down beside him, across from them Harry and Ron joined while Ace immediately glared at the person who was about to sit next to Luffy. Said person was scared and ran away, allowing the older brother to sit next to his little brother.

Harry, Ron, and himself only sweat dropped

Few seconds later, Sabo came, joining his brothers as they started their usual eating contest - which nobody loved watching, especially when Ace and Luffy were competing against each other - and he turned to him. "I heard you got detention again last night. What'd you do?"

He looked at the third brother with a blank look. "I called Filch a bloody shithead who doesn't know the first thing on how to treat a lady."

Sabo laughed. "Why?"

A look of annoyance came to his face. "The shithead actually had the nerve to yell at the wonderful Nami and threaten her with detention! I can't let that delicate and beautiful lady work with her delicate hands!" He cried, slamming his drink down on the table while Harry and Ron pondered over his words.

With that reminder, he really wanted to find Filch and kick him in the face. That man was despicable and could really use a good kick in the shin.

He could never take his anger on the man's cat. The cat was a female...it would be against his principles to attack any female...even if that cat was one of the worst of the female species.

Then again, do animals count...

Maybe.

He sighed. "I wonder if the whomping willow is a female or male..." He muttered, confusing the rest near him. After all, trees are also distinguished as a female or male right? ...Or is he wrong...he actually didn't know.

Usopp might know.

Then a thump snapped him out and he and the Gryffindors around him turned to see Ace with his face in his food, snoring. He blinked while Ace's roommates who came by sighed, muttering how Ace didn't sleep at all last night. A sigh went past his own lips. Then he chuckled when Luffy attempted to steal food off his brother's plate, only to have Ace's hand snap up out of reflexes and stop Luffy with a death grip.

Poor little Luffy was trying to get out of his brother's grip as the said brother continued to sleep with Sabo, moving Ace's head away from the food.

The Ravenclaw brother didn't do anything to clean Ace's face though.

"Again? Luffy, just stop stealing food already." His eyes sprung into hearts as he heard that beautiful voice! It rivaled even the most beautiful of all sounds and he turned, hearts still in his eyes, to see his favorite Slytherin with a frown on her face. Not that the frown obstructed her beauty. Not one bit. In fact, it just made a whole new side of her come to light!

BEAUTIFUL!

"NAMI~" He cried, leaping out of his seat and attempting to hug his beautiful angel, only to fall flat against the floor when Nami moved out of the way, an annoyed look on her face. "Oh, an annoyed Nami is beautiful too!" He cried as Sabo sweat dropped. By then, Usopp had came by too with Kuina and Tashigi.

Slowly, the two inched away. But he had no idea why. Maybe because they were shy? "TASHIGI~ KUINA~" He cried. The two jumped and just as he was about to leap and glomp them, somebody got in the way.

"Oi, Kuina, do you kno-GAH" He slammed into said person and they fell to the floor. The person pushed him off. "What the- THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, STUPID BROW!?" He looked up, only to find himself staring in the angered eyes of the one and only green haired boy in the entire school.

That person is also a marimo.

And an idiot.

He felt himself burning with hate and anger. "YOU STUPID MARIMO! HOW DARE YOU GET IN THE WAY OF TASHIGI'S, KUINA'S, AND MY LOVE!" He screamed, leaping to his feet before aiming a kick at the Slytherin. The Slytherin answered the attack with his own and growled at him angrily.

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUMPED ON ME!"

"WHA-!? I WOULD NEVER JUMP AN IDIOT LIKE YOU!"

"FUCKING PERV! JUST DIE!"

"ENOUGH!" The two stopped to see Professor McGonagall with anger in her eyes.

He smiled and bowed, "Good morning, Professor." He said in a kind tone.

However, the Head of Gryffindor looked livid and his friend tone was not helping. "Detention. The both of you. You will work together in the kitchen and you will do it with peace, whether you like it or not!"

"W-Wha!" Zoro looked livid himself. "At least let me go to the Forbidden Forest instead!"

"Yeah, make the marimo go there! I can have detention in the kitchen by myself!"

"No fair, give me detention too cat-lady! I wanna go to the forest!"

"Luffy, don't call a lady by such a stupid nickname!"

"OUCH! SANJI~!"

~.~.~

He smiled, happy to be in potions. Despite the professor being a complete and utter shithead, he liked how potions was a lot like cooking and he had fun, allowing the potion to shimmer or chopping the ingredients - though it was disgusting how some were animals and a bunch of other gross stuff - and making sure that when he stirred, it was in the right direction or the right amount of stirs.

The other Gryffindors just didn't understand why he liked potions.

Of course, all his friends did.

Pouring some of the sleeping potion he made into a vial, he went to turn it into Snape, the potions master, who despite hating him with a passion, had to grudgingly state that he made a perfect concoction...as usual. A smirk came to his face as he turned his back to the professor.

The man just hated him. He knew that.

But he also knew how the professor seemed...sad sometimes whenever he looked towards his way. Almost...wistful and his eyes full of regret. He didn't really understand but when he asked some of his friends, only Luffy had been able to answer.

Someone he knew was like you. Good at potions... That was all Luffy said. The stupid kid wouldn't explain but he did seem to have a sad smile on his face.

He stopped thinking about it after seeing that look.

Back at his seat, he looked at the front of the room, only to see the professor looking at his vial with that same expression. He gave a small start when the professor instantly changed to his usual look of darkness and hatred.

He felt himself snorting.

In any case, he still hated that professor.

~.~.~

He smiled happily when Professor McGonagall gave him good marks. It wasn't like he had done the spell instantly but after several tries, he had succeed in the transfiguration spell. He tried his very best this time as to apologize for making the Professor so angry at breakfast.

~.~.~

Fighting to stay awake, he punched his face, only to groan when the droning voice didn't stop.

He hated this class. He only hoped that the stupid marimo was right and that the beautiful Robin would indeed take over this class.

He could just imagine himself getting perfect scores...and Robin saying he did a good job...even giving a good job kiss on his cheek...He smiled in his sleep, giggling softly while others besides him slept on, not noticing his weird grin and blush.

~.~.~

Stretching, he went into the kitchen after tickling that pear and looked around. Some of the house elves somewhat scowled at him. Not that they hated him.

No, they loved his intelligence in the culinary arts.

They just hated that he always...ALWAYS...helped. And get detentions.

They knew his reasons. To come to the kitchen.

Still, they didn't hate him.

And he knew it. A smile came to his lips as he rolled up his sleeves. Soon, he was peeling apples as the rest of the house elves set to work on the deserts. Today's main dish would be a large apple pie, completed with ice cream with fudge. A few house elves who only recently joined the same year he came to Hogwarts crowed around him. They were the ones who bored absolute no hate for him.

Together, they chopped apples and made the spread for the apple pie. Placing the completed pies into large ovens, they then went to do other work like - for himself - cleaning up while the rest of the house elves used their elf magic to make the food appear in the great hall. He smiled happily. He was certain that Nami, Nojiko, Tashigi, Kuina, and the other females of the school would appreciate the apple pie he held make.

Bringing a pitcher of pumpkin juice and a bag of sweets that the house elves gave with him, he left the kitchen and headed towards the great hall.

Dinner sounded very good right about now.

He couldn't wait to eat the apple pie.

He had to make sure that Luffy allowed others to eat the pie as well.

~.~.~

"Wait, you helped make this pie!?" Harry and Ron looked at him in awe. "You're just thirteen and you can do that already?" Harry asked. Ron just looked shocked that any kid could help bake and cook.

He grinned. "Yups. Like it?"

"IT'S DELICIOUS!" Fred and George crowed, appearing behind their little brother and the boy who lived, both who jumped with surprise.

Luffy's attention was immediately off his food and he grinned. "Ickle Ronniekins!" He cried, waving happily to Fred and George who waved back.

Ron flushed. "THAT'S FRED AND GEORGE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THAT!?"

"A million times." He turned, his eyes filled with hearts as he looked at Nami who had a bemused look on her face. Then she smiled at him - SHE SMILED AT HIM~ - and said, "Thanks Sanji. That apple pie was delicious!" She said while her sister came up, saying the same thing.

He fell to the floor, hearts being produced out of his body like magic. "Ah~ Nami and Nojiko saying such wonderful compliments, I could die right now~" He said happily while the two sisters sweat dropped.

Then Nami frowned. "Luffy! Stop stealing!" She said, reaching over and grabbing the young boy's wandering hands.

"NAMI~ Let me eat!" Luffy whined unhappily as Nami continually scolded him with Tashigi who just arrived joining her.

At that moment, Sabo walked up. He chuckled before placing a half finished piece of pie in front of his little brother. The piece was still large. "Here, just take the rest of mines." He said while Luffy cheered, reaching up and hugged his older brother.

"Thanks Sabo!"

"H-Hey, Sabo, that's cheating!" Ace said, his face holding disappointment while Sabo stuck his tongue out at him.

Then the Ravenclaw brother rolled his eyes. "Hug Ace too Luffy or he'll be sad until next week." Luffy looked confused before eagerly hugging Ace who hugged back with joy.

The rest of their friends chuckled. He himself was chuckling when his good mood left as soon as the stupid marimo appeared. "Oi, Luffy. Take my piece." He said, leaving a plate of apple pie in front of the boy...THE SHITHEAD DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT!

"MARIMO! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!" He screamed, leaping to the air and kicked at Zoro who blocked the attack with his sword's blunt end.

The Slytherin tched. "I could already tell it tasted like shit!"

"YOU SHITHEAD!" Sanji screamed, fire fueled with anger in his eyes. "JUST DROP DEAD!"

Everybody watched as they ate. The Gryffindors were already used to this by now, even allowing Nami to sit down despite her being a Slytherin. They accepted her quickly. Otherwise Sanji and Luffy would hate them all. Their eyes held amusement as they watched the entertainment but they instantly went back to their desert as they witnessed Professor McGonagall coming by, her eyes on fire.

"BOTH OF YOU, ENOUGH!"

Kura: :) Well, the ending didn't turn out like I wanted but I still had fun writing this :)

Berry: I want apple pie now...

Kura: Me too XP Anyway, I hope everybody enjoyed this shot! Also, about Vivi, I will still take suggestions as to which house she should be in. Either way, I also plan to have Vivi and Nami be best friends. That's why it's a little difficult because if I put Vivi in Gryffindor, it could help with the rivalry between the two houses but as some mentioned, Vivi is perfect for Hufflepuff...

Berry: Lastly, what kind of nickname should Luffy give every professor? Please do tell. Somebody mentioned something for Dumbledore and we still take suggestions :)

Kura: Again, thanks for all the support and follows everybody! Until the next shot! BYES! XD Oh, forgot to add, does anybody want Robin to be a part of this Regular Day shots? Or the golden trio? We might add them. Or just continue on. Because Robin isn't officially a professor yet.

Berry: Please do tell.

Kura: BYES! XD Berry, glomp them.

Berry: HELL NO!