so al and will grabbed the biggest pickle they could find and put a motor in it. natalie portman put on wheels and tris and christina made it fucking awesome by drawing dicks and flames on the sides with a sharpie.
"lets go win a motherfuckin PICKLE RACE BITCHES!" tris screamed. so they all got in their pickle and drove to the racetrack.
there were only 2 other pickles at the race, which meant everyone had to take eric's dick in their asshole because they did not participate.
eric was in a hellpickle with four. metal blasted from the speakers they glued to the side.
"bitches were gona win this racE!" eric screamed. four made monkey noises and stuck his dick in the exhaust pipe.
"OKAY IS TIME TO START THE PICKLE RACES OF DAUNTLESS." MAX SAID. HE TOOK A BIG STICK WITH PANTIES TIED TO THE END AND HELD IT UP.
"WHEN I SAY GO, I WILL WAVE THE PANTY FLAG AND U GUYS CAN START KILLING AND RAPING EACH OTHER FOR OUR AMUSEMENT I MEAN RACING PICKLES." MAX SAID. THEN HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK.
"oh shit we need a new announcer" tris said.
"I AM THAT ANNOUNCER YOU FAGGOTS AINT GOT NOTHIN ON MY NINJA SKILLS" WILL SAID. THEN HE TOOK THE FLAG.
"UNO" WILL SAID
"DOS" WILL SAID
"TRES" WILL SAID
"IR!" WILL SAID, AND HE WAVED THE PANTY FLAG. BUT ONLY TRIS'S PICKLE MOVED, SPEEDING RAPIDLY AWAY WITH TRIS, CHRISTINA, NATALIE PORTMAN, AND AL INSIDE. NOBODY HAD UNDERSTOOD WILL BECAUSE HE SPOKE SPANISH!
LYNN AND ERIC TOOK OFF AFTER TRIS BUT THEY WERE TOO SLOW AND DECIDED TO GIVE UP AND HAVE SEX ON THE TRACK.
"OHSHITTRISLOOKOUT!" AL SCREAMED. BUT THEY HIT LYNN AND ERIC AND CRUSHED THEM BOTH TO DEATH.
"AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER!" WILL SHOUTED.
in the audience, drew looked at a little girl.
"hey girl u want this weed" he said.
"wat" the girl said
drew ate her alive.
WILL AND AL AND TRIS AND CHRISTINA AND NATALIE PORTMAN TOOK THEIR PRIZE.
"OH MY GOD!" TRIS SCREAMED. "IT'S THE GOLDEN DILDO OF POWER!"