AN: This is for kutee birthday week.
I'm sorry for any spelling and grammar errors I need a beta.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, anything mentioned songs, books, movies, quotes. Just my OC's.
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The Wedding Gift Cha 10
May 12, 2020
Things in the Lopez-Pierce house had slowing come into place. Gia was now on a schedule thanks to Rachel Zelma children Selena and Enrique Altxorrairla where now her babysitters. On Mondays, Gia was with Rachel, Samara and little Edna from 10-5, on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays Selena and Enrique 9-4, and on Wednesdays Kurt, Blaine, Samara and little Edna 10-4. On Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays Samara and little Edna went to the Rennyx Center 'Ajaxžyze' the same center Theo Woodbine goes to.
Gia Saturdays were spent with her ever growing family which nows included the Woodbine's, Red Mountain's, and McKnight's, although her Sunday's were spent with just her and her moms. The Lopez's, Pierce's, Berry's and Cassie would train the girls in their magic also preparing Beth for her interview and exam into Jester Academy elementary program. She was accepted into the sixth grade in April.
On Thursday, most of the New York crew had teleported into Lima for Passover, Easter, and Spring Break. On Friday Santana, Brittany and Gia flew in, then on Saturday Tina and Artie would fly in from Georgia, and Quinn and Punk would fly in from New Jersey.
Today they were all gathered at the Maribel and Antonio house for Easter dinner. Gia was going to be reintroducing to some of the Lima family Alma, Susan, Johann, Hye and Lars thought it would be best to cast a spell over the girl's old teachers. Although Sam, Burt, Carole, Sugar, Joe, Pam, Landon, Judy, Frannie, her husband Cyrus Honnywill and their two sons Tyler and Hunter would be told the truth on Easter.
"I always know there was a reason we got along so well Rachie." Sugar said giving Rachel a hug
"Well after finding out Sugar is a Cambion before we got married I really shouldn't be so shock, but I am," Joe said
"So the baby is both of yours?" Landon Anderson asks puzzled looking at Blaine
"Yes, dad biological she's ours Kurt's the father, and I'm the mother, don't ask. The Berry's don't know how their friends did it, and even if they did they wouldn't tell us." Blaine answered then Carol and Pam started crying happy tears over their unborn granddaughter
"Dad are you okay with everything?" Kurt ask
"Yeah, Kurt I just never thought this was possible," Burt answered
"Neither did I until February Dad," Kurt said laughing giving Burt a hug
"So you're a witch now?" Seven-year-old Tyler asks Beth
"No I'm a Malkmist Trainee, and I'm going to be Vîstkÿæ apprentice once I start magical school," Beth said as they watch four-year-old Hunter play with Beth, Samara, and Edna
"So this is what you've been hiding from me Lucy Q I thought you were just nervous about having the twins," Judy said two months ago Quinn and Puck found out they were having twins
"Mom there's more than that, and it concerns your family," Quinn said
"What is it, Quinn?" Frannie ask
"We have a gene it only runs on our maternal line Frannie it's called Ovïžvïo it means we are compatible mates for magical beings," Quinn said
"What exactly does that mean for us Quinn?" Cyrus ask holding Frannie's hand
"I'll explain it, Quinn, unlike want movies would have you believe not all humans can mate with magical begins. Only 25% can this means those magical beings such as Shifter's, Gargoyle's, Mermi's and even Dragon's will seek your family out looking for a mate." LeRoy said
"How did you find out about this Ovïžvïo gene?" Judy ask
"When Beth was being interview for school a shifter teacher smelt a trace of Ovïžvïo on Quinn, so we took her and Beth to the Magical Clinic. That's where we found out it comes from your family Judy. We have a friend who will like to test you, Judy, because it seems Quinn and Beth both have a high percentage of Ovïžvïo in their genes." Hiram said then went into detail about the magic clinic in Cleveland
"Man this is a lot to take in I need a drink dose anyone else want one?" Sam ask once everyone gave him their order Joe went in the kitchen to help him carry out more drinks
"Okay let's do a quick rundown on everything we've learned today. The Lopez's, and Pierce's are Witches, Ms. Whitney, and her family are Fairies, that's why Brittany and Gia are Winx. Mr. LeRoy and Sugar are Cambion part Demon, Ms. Shelby is a Hidden has Witch genes, and that's why Rachel a Sorceress. Mr. Hiram is a Malkmist and Orika. Ms. Cassie is a Hidden Tyovich that is why Samara and Edna are Hybrids. Gia, Samara, and Edna are Rennyx created from their parent's essence. Ms. Judy family has the Ovïžvïo gene that now Frannie, Quinn, Beth, Tyler and Hunter have. De is Kurt and Blaine biological baby, and Quinn and Puck are having twins. Is that it?" Sam ask after dinner when they all where relaxing in the Nadnaravne while Tina had the kids in the reaction room
"While San and I do have announcement to make where pregnant," Brittany said then everyone started asking question at once
"To answer your questions the baby yes one baby is due in November, no we did plan it, and the baby is biological Britt and means," Santana said
"What did you do SANTANA MARIA LOPEZ!" Alma ask
"How do you know it was me?" Santana ask
"One no one here could've done it for you, and two Brittany doesn't have her Witch powers yet. Now quit stalling and answer the question." Alma demanded
"I case a transformation spell," Santana said
"You did what?" Maribel yelled
"Santana, two main ingredients in transformation positions, are Toadstool and Mandrake and if you are off in your measurements things could've gone terribly wrong you could've died," Pierce said
"Yes I know, and it did," Santana said
"How so?" Hye ask
"San had a 9.5-inch dick for twenty-four hours it was only supposed to be twelve hours," Brittany said making the room fall silent
"No fucking way," Puck said
"How is that possible?" Kurt ask
"Sex transformation spells just show what you would be like if you we were born the opposite sex," Rachel said
"Well, at least she inherited your dick," Maribel told Antonio
"What?" Santana and Brittany
"That's why you both were walking funny," Quinn said
"I wonder whose dick Rachel would inherit." Cassie said
"Either way Jesse would be in some serious pain," Shelby answered making everyone look at her
"That's true," Cassie said looking at Hiram and LeRoy who had a huge grin on their faces
"Wait how do you two know my Dads... Never mind I don't want to know." Rachel said walking out the room and downstairs to the kids
"Well at least mine dick has had more fun, so what did you name it?" Puck ask making all the parents walk away "Don't lie and me you didn't name it?
"I name her Ilaria," Brittany said
"That's a pretty name, Britt," Kurt said
"In means cheerful, and Ilaria made me very cheerful, but San won't let her out again," Brittany said pouting
"Will she could've died Britt maybe with more study time she'll let Ilaria out," Frannie said
"San the sperm bank will pay you interest," Sam said
"It theme song is "Oh Yeah."" Jesse said
"No man 'Dick in a box' but in San case a 'Dick in a cauldron,'" Puck said
"San you could run three-legged races by yourself," Cyrus said laughing
"While at least Britt meets the height requirement San," Puck said, "You must be at least 5 feet to ride the Puckasaurus."
"Hey Santana, if you were a porn star, I could shoot your movies in Widescreen." Artie offered
"Okay, are you all finish?" Santana asks giving them her Snixx stare
"I do have one question and Brittany you can answer it." Sugar said
"What's the question Sugar?" Brittany ask
"Circumcise or uncircumcised?" Sugar making everyone laugh harder
"Circumcise." Brittany answer over the group laughing as Santana walks out the room
The rest of the time in Ohio Gia and Brittany had a great time learning new Fairy skills, the grandma's push back Brittany getting her Witch power. During a scrying via computer lesson, Gia was searching for a lost Witch when light stop over Tokyo, JP. Everyone thought it was wired until Sam reminded them that Mercedes was in Japan maybe Gia was scrying for her.
Santana didn't have such a good time between long lectures for her parents, in-laws and the grandparents she hands enough, and the guys change her ring tone on their phones. From Puck My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry, Artie What She's Got - the Penis Song - Ray Jessel, Sam Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington, all the way to Blaine The Penis Song - Monty Pythons. Santana was happy to be going home.
XOXOXOXO
June 5, 2020
The eighth is Beth actually tenth birthday but since that was a Monday, and the Tony's was the day before they decide to have Beth party at Tawra Dimension. Shelby, Cassie, Santana and Hiram felt like they landed in an episode of 'My Little Pony'. But the birthday girl and her friends where having a great time. No one was having more fun than Brittany, who not only pat a Unicorn but rode one.
"While look at you Hot Stuff." Holly Holiday said as her family joined them
"Ms. Holiday," all the Glee gang said at once making themselves laugh
"Hi I'm Gia, and your my mom's old teach but you don't look old. You look like Dr. Loveguard."
"I know she's my big sister." Holly said
"Just wait until you meet their other sisters and their mother they look like quintuplets." April said
After a brief introduce the kids ran off to ride on a group of Pegtaur that Holly and April kids Ansel and Liberty know. Some of the adults stuck around to catchup with Holly and April before going off to explore the park.
"So tell us the truth are they truly happy knowing everything?" April ask
"Kurt, Blaine, Rachel and Brittany yes." Hiram said
"Puck and Santana were and are still sacred of the unknown. Although they still try to cover up their truth under jokes not so much anger." Shelby said
"Those always try to hide but their see through blinds shine some light in. What about the actress?" Holly ask
"Still the actress you will never know her truth unless she feels like sharing." LeRoy said
"Just make sure she doesn't keep it bottled up." April said, "I learn that lesson the hard way."
"We won't I know the sings to look out for." Cassie said
"Good now let us show you the best places to eat in the park." Holly said
XOXOXOXO
June 7, 2020
"Mama why you walking around?" Gia asks Santana has been pacing in Rachel house for the passing hour
"Sannie don't worry about Mercedes she will be fine Kitty, Matt, Unique and Dave love Gia, Samara and little Edna." Brittany said they were all St. Berry house for the Tony Awards
Kitty, Matt, Unique, and Dave met the three of them for the first time an half an hour ago. Kitty was shocked to see the doll she had babysat a handful times talking, walking around and just having a good time with everyone in the house. She was less shock to find out about the magical backgrounds of her friends. Matt wasn't so shocked either everyone found out both his parents are Orika, and he knew some magical beings, altogether he did think Santana had a little demon in her background growing up.
Unique took the news surprisingly well she couldn't wait to design some more clothes for the three little girls. However, she was upset no one told her earlier about everything. Dave took everything in stride he always though Gia look like a combination of Santana and Brittany. Although the news he could have a child made of his and Unique essences was amazing, he asks Brittany for her grandmother Hye number.
"Why is she so late her plane landed three hours age?" Santana ask
"Because she needed to catch up on sleep San, don't worry once she meets Gia she's going to fall even more in love with her than she already is." Brittany said wrapping her arms around Santana "We can do this San."
"I know Britt it's just we haven't seen Mercedes in almost two years, and she's the last one to learn about Gia and us
"Mama, Mommy I see Auntie Wheezy!" Gia said looking out the window "She talk to Auntie Porcelain can I let them in?"
"No Ducky let Uncle Jesse do it." Santana said picking Gia up in a bear hug
"But I want to see Auntie Wheezy Mama I miss her." Gia said trying to get down
"We know you miss your Auntie Wheezy, Ducky, but we need to talk to her first." Brittany said
"Is she going to pass out like Auntie Rae Q?" Gia asks looking between her moms
"She meant Ducky, so we need to talk to her first." Santana said
"Okay, I'll go back to the playroom with Beth, Samara, and Edna." Gia said
"Thank you, Ducky, after we talk to Auntie Wheezy, we will bring her to see you." Brittany said kissing Gia cheek
"Bring Auntie Wheezy to see me soon and it's fun to watch them pass out, though." Gia said walking out the room making Santana and Brittany laugh
"Hey, what's wrong with Gia?" Shelby ask as Santana and Brittany joined the others in the Great room
"She wants to see Mercedes pass out like Rae and Quinn did." Brittany said
"She is truly baby Snixx." Dave said just before the doorbell rang
"I'll get it after you guys talk to Mercedes she can see Rachel Kitty already in the room with her now." Jesse said going to answer the door
"Hey Jesse" "Hello" "Hi" "Welcome back." was heard from the doorway Santana took one last deep breath
It took them a half an hour to expel everything to Mercedes who still didn't know how to fathom her friend's background let alone how a doll could be real. After everyone had said farewell to Rachel and Jesse, Mercedes found herself surround by two pregnant women and four little girls.
"Auntie Wheezy I miss you so much Mommy and Mama wouldn't let me Skype you." Gia said taking a seat on Mercedes lap
"I didn't know the truth about you until an hour ago." Mercedes said
"Oh, I know Mommy and Mama had to tell everybody about me." Gia said
"So um want do you like to do?" Mercedes ask
"I like singing, dancing, play piano, and I love drawing and Dr. Who. Oh and Dazzelball is fun too." Gia said, "Did you bring me back anything?"
"I did get you a scarf from Paris, a snow globe from China and necklace from New Zealand. Do you have friends?" Mercedes ask
"Lots Cali, Theo, Bryce, Arches and Zion, my bestest friend is Ryan. Auntie Wheezy, why are your boobies bigger than my mom's?" Gia asks making the adults giggle
"Well ... they grow that way. What your favorite food?" Mercedes ask hoping to get everyone to stop laughing
"Um breadstick with eggplant parmesan, butter brickle ice cream, sweet potato bacon tots in cinnamon sugar glaze. Did you like being the headliner?" Gia ask
"Holdup you had my Ma's sweet potato bacon tots in cinnamon sugar glaze?" Mercedes ask with all seriousness she had been on a strict nutritional plan during the tour
"Uh huh, when we in Lima Auntie Q had three plates Mama said I can only have one." Gia said look over at Santana
"I need to go to Lima." Mercedes said
"Oh, are you finally going to give Uncle Sam your V-card?" Gia asks making the whole room burst with laughter
"Satan I'm going to hurt you." Mercedes said moving Gia off her lap
"I all fairness Mercedes, the guy, been waiting nine years for the last original Glee girl." Santana said as Mercedes came towards her
"My love life is none of your business Satan." Mercedes said standing in front of Santana
"That's because you don't have one." Santana said
"Mama why Auntie Wheezy last original Glee girl for Uncle Sam?" Gia asks pulling Santana dress
"Will _ honey _ you _ see...
"Gia it has to do with Glee Club being a 'Dys-Funk-tional Family'" Beth answered cutting Santana off making air quotes "What Poppy told me that."
"Noah Amram Puckerman" Shelby, Cassie, LeRoy, Hiram and Quinn all said together
"It's the truth, and we all know it." Puck said since he knew he would be in the dog house tonight he thought why not "Mercedes ask San how she got Britt pregnant."
"I know that Uncle Puck, Mama use magic." Gia said
"You can say that again." Quinn said making the room laugh again as Santana turned crimson
XOXOXOXO
June 23, 2020
"Rachel you can do this." Jesse said holding Rachel hand in the delivery room
"You've been saying that for the last ten hours she doesn't want to come out." Rachel yelled at Jesse
"Rachel we know your...
"No you don't know _ AWW _ the pain _ I'm in _ AWW." Rachel said cutting Blaine off
"Rachel maybe Dr. Loveguard can give you something for the pain." Kurt said
"I'm afraid it's too late for that, Rachel I see the head on the next contraction in need you to push." Dr. Loveguard said
"No, I want _ Makha _ or _ Gia _ they _ make _ De come to Awwww" Rachel began to scream
"Push Rachel push." Dr. Loveguard said
"Oh my god I can see the head." Kurt said
"She's bald," Blaine said
"Okay, Rachel I need you to push again so we can get this shoulder out." Dr. Loveguard
"Oh, my _ she his _ linebacker Awwww FUCK." Rachel screamed
"AWWWWW" De screams when she came out
"De here Mama Mommy De here." Gia yelled hearing De scream from the hallway
"We can hear her too Ducky." Brittany said looking around the waiting room Rachel's, Kurt's, and Blaine's family where there also Mercedes, Tina, Artie, Mike, and Kennedy
"Uncle Lee Ram are you sure De, not Aunty Rae she sure sound like her." Gia said making the waiting room laugh
"Only Klainchel kid could be that loud." Santana said
"Anderea "De" Patti Hummel 7lbs. 8oz. 16in. at 6:45 pm perfectly healthy and with Kurt's hair. She will be out with her dads in a moment. Rachel is doing well, but she ask to see Makha before Dr. Loveguard moves her." Jesse said taking A back to Rachel they pass Kurt, Blaine and De who were on their way out
XOXOXOXO
July 5, 2020
"Hello," Jesse said answering the phone at 1 in the morning
"Jesse I need help."
"Beth wants wrong." Jesse asks waking up Rachel
"Mamma and Mutti are screaming and they won't wakeup." Beth said
"Okay, Beth I want you to stay on the phone with me Rachel calling your Dads now they can get to the house quicker." Jesse said
"Daddy there's something wrong with Shelby and Cassie, Beth on the phone with Jesse now. Okay, we'll meet you there." Rachel said, "Tell Beth Dad and Daddy are coming."
"Beth your dads should be there any minute. How are your moms." Jesse asks as Rachel got dress
"They screaming it's a full moon night Jesse Samara and Edna are in there with them." Beth said
"Beth where here." LeRoy said as he and Hiram walk up the steps
"Daddy wants wrong them." Beth asks LeRoy as Hiram goes into the room to check on Shelby and Cassie
"We don't know yet Beth, but Dad is checking them out can I see the phone." LeRoy said hugging Beth "Hi Rachel we're now take your time driving here."
"We will Daddy call if there is any change." Rachel said hang up the house phone as Jesse got dress
"What's wrong with them, Dad." Beth asks when Hiram came out the master bedroom
"Beth your moms are in labor they are having their Labor Dream." Hiram said
"Today is Samara and Edna birthday." Beth said smiling
"Either both of them or one of them." Hiram said
"I'm a big sister." Beth said
"Awwww take her out." Shelby screams behind the door
"It sure sounds like it, Beth." LeRoy said
"We always know Rachel got her lungs from Shelby." Hiram said
Rachel and Jesse got to the Corcoran-July in 30 minutes. Rachel and Hiram spent the rest of the early morning hours taking care of Cassie and Shelby. LeRoy put in a call to Hye for advice she told them to lay Samara and Edna across their chest and place Shelby hand in Cassie's hand. Finally at 5:30 am Cassie and Shelby awaken. Shelby informs the room that like her big sister Eden Alexandra Corcoran-July was 9lbs. 9oz. 12in.
"And she inherited Shelby lungs like Rachel," Cassie said
XOXOXOXO
August 19, 2020
"Puck I want drugs now." Quinn said when they got to the emergency room
"I know babe drugs lots of them fast." Puck yelled out when the nurse and orderly came over
"How Ms. Fabray I love your movies." the orderly said
"Good to know but get my drugs _ they are trying to crawl their way out." Quinn yelled throw contraction
"Dr. Wright is on her way now." the nurse said
"Hi Quinn, Puck, nurse Sterling can you Mr. Puckerman ready to go into the OR. I have Mrs. Puckerman."
"Yes nurse Luna." nurse Sterling said leading Puck out the room
"So Quinn I have a position for you to ease the pain ...
"Give it to me Luna." Quinn said Nurse Luna Toran is a and friends with Reef she looks after the Puckerman's since they switch over to Dr. Wright
"Here you go drink up you won't feel a thing." Luna said it took a minute for the position to take effect, but Quinn didn't feel a thing
At 5:05pm an hour after her contraction began Jonah Finnegan 6lbs. 5oz, 15in. was born and at 5:07 Asher Samuel Puckerman 5lbs. 15in. was born by C-section.
XOXOXOXO
Frannie Honnywill née Fabray - Sarah Roemer
Cyrus Honnywill - Henry Cavill
Tyler Honnywill - Griffin Kane
Hunter Honnywill - Dylan Schoenthal
Vîstkÿæ - someone who studies languages
Ovïžvïo - humans can mate with magical begins.
Dick in a box - SNL Digital Short, Justin Timberlake, and Andy Samberg
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
What She's Got - the Penis Song - Ray Jessel
Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington
The Penis Song - Monty Pythons
Pegtaur - has the head, arms, and torso of a human and the body, wings and legs of a Pegasus horse.