A/N: WINTER BREAK! So Becky-poo and I will be attempting to write more. And you'll see how far we've come! Plus, in this chapter, we bring back some wonderful people you might've heard of, such as…Matt!

DEDICATION: We'd like to thank all those people that despite this being such a TERRIBLE PIECE OF WORK, y'all are still here with us.

DISCLAIMER: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T OWN THISSSSSSSSSSSS.

RECAP: Okay, so…last time, Jinx and Kid Flash made a deal where they have to go on a date and some other stuff that I don't quite recall. Now, we join this lovely couple in matrimony…

Making Out with Suicide in Boxers

"Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out."

LATER AT THE BOWLING ALLEY…

"I can't do this." Frustrated, Jinx stomped her foot.

"You sure can do it, Jinxie!" Kid Flash shouted his encouragement. Simultaneously, he stuffed his face with French fries that he had acquired earlier.

"No thanks to you!" She shouted back angrily.

"Do you want some help?" He questioned through a mouthful of food, smiling.

Staring down at her feet, she muttered incoherently, "Yes."

"I could hear you," Kid Flash replied—honestly, for once. She repeated the wretched word a bit loud, which he could hear, but still he asked her to repeat it.

"YES!" She screamed, frustrated once again.

He got up and walked toward her with a bowling ball. Handing it to her, he grinned and gestured for her to face the lane. Standing in front of him, she asked what to do now.

"Well, you're not exactly going to like this…"

Turning around to face him, she raised an eyebrow. "Why?"

He grinned sheepishly and stammered, flustered. "Ah…ah…erm…"

She repeated her question with more force, to which he flinched. Quickly, he wrapped his arms around her. Squirming, she yelled, "What are you—let go!" However, he held onto her lithe form.

"Jinx," he whispered in her ear, "this is the only way I know how to help someone learn to bowl." After a second of thought, he added, "Well, actually, I've never had to help someone bowl, so—"

"There's other ways, I'm sure," she replied through gritted teeth.

"No, there isn't. If there was, I would've done that," he lied smoothly.

"And you can't just talk me through it?"

"This is much more…fun," he said, still holding her.

"Not on this end. Just…hurry up."

"Well, what hand do you bowl with?"

"Left."

He silently swore. "Right."

"Well, you're teaching me, so left it is," she said, moving the bowling ball into her left hand and putting her fingers into the designated holes, feeling self-conscious with him so close. "Now what?"

He pulled her backward with him. "Step back."

She stumbled backward, stepping on his foot. "Did you have to pull me?"

"I didn't pull you that hard!" He replied indignantly.

Jinx rolled her eyes, internally sighing. "What else?"

"Look at the pins and focus." At this, she scoffed. "I don't see how that helps," she replied. "Plus, I don't even know why you're doing this."

"What do you mean by 'this'?" He questioned, not letting go of her since the first time he held her.

"Taking me out on dates, holding me, all this?" She asked, gesturing to the whole scene vaguely.

Sighing, he said, "I thought we've been through all this."

"No, we haven't."

"I like bowling!" Kid Flash exclaimed, drawing the attention of the people in the near vicinity.

Once again, Jinx rolled her eyes. "That's not what I meant. And you know it."

"Then what did you mean?" He asked, wide-eyed and attempting to make himself appear innocent to her.

"What I said, Kid Flash."

"And that is…"

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" She yelled at him slowly, enunciating her words.

Everyone in the bowling alley turned to them simultaneously, giving the couple odd looks. "Hey there, everybody! Nothing to see here. Just carry on with your bowling!" Kid Flash addressed the crowd. His eyes settled on the guy entering the bowling alley at that precise moment. "MATT?" He screamed happily.

A/N: And we'll leave it at that. Review! And I promise, I'll try to upload the next chapter sooner. :P However, now…I shall return to watching Kim Possible. 'Tis a good show.