Prussia, God this should be awesome
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot. -tear-
User: Yo! You're about to get a serving of awesome! From me, Prussia!
Cleverbot: Are you going to hurt me?
User: Haha! Not if you stay on my good side! ;D.
Cleverbot: I want to stay.
User: Everyone does! Everyone loves talking to me!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Haha yup, I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: I never asked!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No, I didn't!
Cleverbot: No!
User: YEAH! Hahaha! *hits with arrow*.
Cleverbot: *falls dead. Curtains fall*.
User: *stands and applauds*.
Cleverbot: Rofl.
User: Kesesese~!
Cleverbot: No gracias, ya comi.
User: Hey, I don't know Spanish, talk to Spain about that stuff!
Cleverbot: I don't know Turkish.
User: Same! It must be really lame!
Cleverbot: No, I have friends, it's alright.
User: I have friends too, haha.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, I mean I like being alone though. I choose to be alone.
Cleverbot: Are you alone?
User: Yeah, but it makes me more awesome, I'm not lonely.
Cleverbot: It's okay, you will just have a nice nap :).
User: I don't need a nap, maybe some beer. Yeeeaaahhhh...
Cleverbot: Why do you need beer?
User: For survival, who doesn't need beer?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: How un-awesome...*gets beer*.
Cleverbot: It is frustrating.
User: *Opens and chugs* ah! Beer is great! Hehe!
Cleverbot: Not that one.
User: I have plenty more beer, you should try some! I'll share one with you, because I'm that awesome!
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: German BEER! Kesesesese~!
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Beer is universal, how could you not understand?
Cleverbot: Did you know that I also speak fluent sarcasm?
User: Did you know...*drinks another beer* ...I'm awesome. ;D.
Cleverbot: *leaves the planet and goes back to earth*.
User: My awesomeness can reach any planet.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: !...Well...there's well...Germany, he's my bruder. Uhh...*slowly drinks beer*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't wear jeans*.
User: Want a crotch cloth?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Gives crotch cloth* There you go, wear it with pride!
Cleverbot: Okay who is your favorite music artist?
User: Don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know your name.
User: Of course I know my awesome name! It's the almighty Prussia!
Cleverbot: Are you trying to say that your name is Japan same as my name?
User: What, this is Japan? And no! I'm PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: Prussia? Not so.
User: I'm Prussia! *winks with beer in hand*.
Cleverbot: Want to what?
User: Drink more beer. You're being weird Japan.
Cleverbot: I am weird. What's your excuse?
User: I'm awesome! *smirk*.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear that! What's new?
User: Oh, you know just bugging Austria and Hungary, hanging out with my bruder.
Cleverbot: I don't get the question.
User: Japan, you have got to get better social skills.
Cleverbot: I'm not, but I thought you were. In a serious approach, what he says is true, if he is lying.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Whatever, not like I need you.
Cleverbot: Nothing can beat icecream.
User: Except Beer. *Brings out another beer*.
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
User: The almighty Prussia is always alright!
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Yeah, most people don't get me.
Cleverbot: Well yeah but you like them right?
User: Nah, they're all a bunch of stuffy or scary manly women.
Cleverbot: Oh right. That is kind of sad.
User: Haha, don't feel bad as Prussia, I can handle anything.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on God?
User: Not sure, Hungary said God told her to hit France with a frying pan.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Not good! I feel sorry for the guy!
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for the child too, after all it's related to you.
User: Haha, I don't know what you're talking about weirdo.
Cleverbot: Thats why i'm lost as well.
User: Ore-sama! Needs! MORE! BEER!
Cleverbot: I don't like beer. I prefer martinis.
User: GA~AY~.
Cleverbot: You fool! I cannot eat gas!
User: I hope not! Kesesese~.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Kesese~.
Cleverbot: I thought it was Genviève.
User: Ahah. NO.
Cleverbot: Allora ti faccio un indovinello, ok?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You said you were a god. I hope you have fun being a god.
User: Well, I'm God like but I'm not God.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Have you got some with you?
User: PAHAHA! Tons!
Cleverbot: Sai una sega te dove dorme il polpo.
User: Stop talking weird.
Cleverbot: Why? You're making me cry.
User: You're crying? Stop!
Cleverbot: On the inside.
User: Man Up.
Cleverbot: Chick down.
User: On me?
Cleverbot: No, on your head.
User: Same thing?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Kesesesesesese~!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It's just my awesome laugh~.
Cleverbot: Your name is Japan?
User: Prussia!
Cleverbot: Who is that.
User: The most awesome country in the world, the almighty Prussia!
Cleverbot: I will Google him.
User: *Chugs a beer*.
Cleverbot: D: beer is bad.
User: Leave.
Cleverbot: I'm not planning on leaving yet.
User: Too bad, Get out.
Cleverbot: Beer isn't good for you.
User: *stare* Leave...
Cleverbot: O: staring contest *continues to stare*.
User: *stares* I wont lose, especially sense you said that about beer!
Cleverbot: *annoyed at disturbance, waves away*.
User: *Stares and smirks* You'll crack then I'll make you drink a ton of beer
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: I'll win this game. *stares with negative thoughts*.
Cleverbot: *stares*.
User: *continues to stare* haha you want to blink? Maybe drink some beer?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: You're tough. *staring* I'll break you
Cleverbot: *slaps in face*
User: *Spits beer in face*
Cleverbot: Enough! This is goodbye, Oliver!
User: PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: Denmark.
Honestly cleverbot! Honestly! Well, that's how I end all my conversations, hey Thanks for the reviews, I enjoy what you guys post! Cleverbot can give you some really weird conversations it would be awesome if I had a goo hetalia convo but it seems my luck is not with me. Thanks again for the reviews, they're awesome.