Is it you?
A/N: This is the last of two chapters I changed. Hope its okay. If you have something to say. It would really be nice if you could not say so anonymously so that you know one could actually reply.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just messing around.
Chapter 10
Both Derek and Callie were ignoring the giant pink elephant in the room.
"What's with the side glances." Addison asked. "Is there something I should know?"
Callie glared at Derek. Don't you dare say anything, her eyes demanded.
Derek answered by squinting his eyes and slightly tilting his head. But she's your best friend, his expression replied.
Addison stood up, her arms now crossed against her chest. "Stop with the telepathic conversation!"
Derek gently pulled Addison down onto the couch. "I walked in on Callie and Arizona last night."
Callie threw a grape at him. "Thank you for sharing with the class."
Addison put her arm around her friends shoulders. "I hope he didn't ogle."
"I didn't ogle." he defended himself. "I don't even use the word ogle."
"I wasn't naked Addie." she blushed. "My top was just off. We didn't get that far."
Addison looked at Derek. "Honey would you give us a moment?"
"What?" Derek exclaimed. "You talk to Callie about our sex life, I think I'm entitled to hear about hers."
Callie shrugged. "It's fine. I've walked in on you two waa-ay to many times."
"Did you want it to happen?" Addison asked.
"And just to clarify, 'it' means sex." Derek added grinning.
"I uh I...I guess so." Callie stuttered. "I just don't want to rush anything."
"You have known the woman for two years." Derek said. "You knew Mark for 24 hours and you slept with him."
"Hey." Addison punched Derek. "I'm the one who should be making the revelations. Best friend over here."
"It's been a while guys." Callie blushed. "Since I've been intimate with someone."
"How long?" they asked in unison.
"Promise you won't laugh or judge me."
"Tell us." Addison smiled. "This is a judge free zone."
"Since my birthday." Callie replied under her breath.
Derek jumped up. "You haven't had sex in 10 months!"
Callie sighed. "It wasn't my last birthday."
Derek covered his mouth in amazement. "Callie that's almost two years."
"Unlike the two of you my life does not revolve around sex." Callie took a sip of her now cold coffee. "But mama's gotta get some soon."
"I'm really sorry about last night." She kissed Arizona softly on the lips. The two women were cuddling in the room Arizona shared with Izzie.
Arizona kissed Callie's neck. "It's okay." she whispered.
They kissed for a long time. Callie finally admitted to herself that she really loved Arizona's kisses. She felt Arizona fumbling with her top and it quickly fell to the ground. Callie put her hands in Arizona's blonde curls and kissed her over and over.
Arizona abruptly pulled back. "Do you wanna have sex." she blurted. "Right now, we can lock the door. Complete privacy."
"Yeah... Aunt Robbie removed the lock on the door when she walked in on Izzie and Alex." Callie answered.
"How about a three-way." she pointed at the door. "Us and the door. How can that not turn you on?"
"Arizona I don't want our first time to be some rushed affair in your cousins bedroom."
Arizona let out a nervous laugh. "I'm so sorry. I don't want to push you into doing anything you're not comfortable with."
"You're awesome Arizona and the truth is...well I'm a little nervous. I haven't been intimate with anyone in a while."
"Really?" Arizona smiled. "Callie me too, you have no idea how relieved that makes me."
Callie nodded in agreement at Arizona. "How long has it been?"
"Do you really want to know." Arizona blushed.
"Arizona, tell me."
"It's been two" Arizona began to reply.
"Oh my god its been two years for you too." Callie smiled widely.
"Actually Callie." Arizona watched as her smile quickly turned into a frown. "I was going to say two months."
The door swung open. "Why are you always the one that ends up with your top off?"
"Seriously Derek!" Callie shouted.
"Callie hasn't had sex in 2 years!" Izzie exclaimed.
"Wow." Alex shook his head in disbelief. "Callie hasn't had sex since 2009."
"Which means that the last person to stick it to your girlfriend was..." Izzie knitted her eyebrows. "Mark Sloan."
Arizona felt queezy, she'd rather not think about anyone sticking it to her girlfriend other than herself.
"Did she give you any kind of explanation?" Izzie enquired.
Earlier that day in Izzie's bedroom
"I've been on dates in those two years." She picked up her discarded top. "I haven't been a total prude."
"But no sex in two years?" Arizona smiled. "You sure everything's still in working order down there."
Callie blushed. "Well I have you know...but that's besides the point. I've been with lots of guys."
She watched as Arizona frowned at her. "Oh god now I sound like a slut."
Arizona reached for Callie's hand. "Relax Callie. It's okay."
"I just...I wanted more. Not just some tumble in the sack."
Arizona sighed and nodded in agreement, her eye's falling on Callie's chest.
"My eye's are up here Torres."
Arizona bit her lip. "Yeah. And mine are looking down here."
Callie gave Arizona her best smile and took her hand. "Arizona I'm ready. I want this, with you."
"Okay." Arizona kissed the back of Callie's hand. "So when exactly..."
Arizona was cut of by Callie's laughter and the soft kiss she placed on her lips. "Soon."
Present
"The last time Callie had sex the movie Old Dogs was released in theatres." Alex announced.
Oh my god! That's a one dollar movie at Blockbusters, Arizona groaned internally.
"I feel like I need to study for this." Arizona's face turned serious. "If only there were a book for this kind of thing."
"Arizona I'm pretty sure there's a whole industry for that kind of thing." Alex answered. "It's called porn."
"Zona you gotta relax." Izzie tried to calm her. "It's Callie's first time with a woman. So I'm pretty sure she wouldn't know the difference between good or bad sex."
"Wow, thanks for the confidence cuz." Arizona quipped.
"That's what I'm here for."
The two woman shared, what was now known as 'their' table at Café Vida. Arizona found it increasingly difficult to focus her eyes on Callie's face and not her chest.
"One blueberry muffin." The waitress placed it in front of Arizona. "And one Belgium waffle for Callie."
Arizona's muffin looked like it had once housed an entire smurf colony. "This is huge."
"It looks really good." Callie replied.
Arizona bit into her muffin, the flavor exploded in her mouth, it took everything not to moan in delight. This is really good, she thought.
"Would you like to taste my muffin?"
As soon as she uttered those words a red blush crept up her neck and turned her ears bright red.
"I just heard what that must have sounded like." Arizona said through clenched teeth.
"Arizona."
"What?"
"You need to relax. Stop putting so much pressure on yourself." She reached for her girlfriends hand. "No matter what happens it'll be perfect because it's us."
"But this is a big deal for you. You're first time with a woman."
Callie laughed, trying to hide her nervousness. Holy crap, she thought. I don't know what I'm doing.
Addison barged through the door.
"Here I come to save the day." She sang.
"What is that?" She pointed at the DVD Addison was holding.
"We're going to Phoenix!"
She rolled her eyes. "As in Phoenix, Arizona?"
"You've never been to Phoenix right?" Callie nodded in reply. "It's a new experience for you."
"Are you comparing sex with Arizona to going to Phoenix?"
Addison placed the DVD in the tray and pressed play. "So let's take a tour."
Arizona 's eyed widened as she neared the blue door, she was certain that she heard muffled voices and gasps. Is someone moaning? Arizona wondered. She carefully opened the door, not surprised to find it unlocked, she really had to teach Callie the basics of locking up. Arizona quietly entered the apartment not at all prepared to witness the image before her.
"So do you usually watch porn together?"
Arizona watched as the two woman slowly turned in her direction. Their eye's widened, faces ashen, mouths forming a perfect 'o'.
"Oh my god Arizona." Callie was first to speak. "This is not what it looks like.
"So that isn't porn?" She pointed at the TV.
"No, no we were watching a nature program on the human body and…and it just took a turn." Callie rambled. "We were surprised, pleasantly even because I mean girl on girl is hot and I'm totally into that."
"It's porn." Addison confessed.
Arizona kept her gaze on Callie.
"You know what, I'm gonna go." Addison got up from the couch. "Good luck Callie."
Arizona watched as Addison walked past her, shrinking ever so slightly. She heard the door shut and walked over to Callie. She sat down on the couch and reached for the DVD cover.
"Inspect her gadget. Sounds uh technical." Arizona grinned at her. Callie did not find this funny, burying her face in her hands.
"I can't believe that you caught me watching porn."
"At least you were just watching."
That didn't amuse the brunette one bit.
"Hey." Arizona implored trying to gently pull Callie's hands away from her face.
"I'm so embarrassed." Callie looked up at Arizona her face contorted in a frown.
"It's okay. This is new for you. So I just want you to know that I won't push you to do anything you don't feel comfortable doing."
She kissed Callie's forehead. "We'll take things slow."
"What if I'm terrible? What if I do something wrong?"
She tilted Callie's head up, looking into her deep brown eyes. "You said it yourself. It'll be perfect because it's us."