T-T I swear it wasn't my fault! The phone line got busted (don't ask me why cause I have no idea) and it affected the internet connection. The phone dude just fixed it yesterday. Hope you're still with me.

Hope ya like this one! Oh, by the way, I JUST figured out May's Eevee evolved into a Glaceon. T-T Sorry, I don't got cable or anything, only regular channels. And my mom won't get any! Cheapie!! If I'm correct, May's Skitty evolved into a Delcatty, right? Hope so, I'm putting her in this chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon but I did just get Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness! Go me! :D

I Am the Champion

I sighed as May took out a red and white sphere. Drew had convinced, or tricked, her into a battle to train me. And I didn't fell like battling. I felt like going back to bed. But this would probably be fun, to see what weak Pokemon May had. She released a purple and tan Pokemon. I yawned, but she didn't seem to take notice.

She smiled cheerfully. "Looks like Drew got a new Pokemon! What's your name?" she giggled. "I'm Taya!"

I groaned. Great, all I needed right now was a preppy Pokemon. If that was even possible... I stalked off, not answering her question. But Drew shoved me back onto the grass. Oh, I forgot to mention, we were next to the side walk, right outside the Contest hall. I hissed at the kids that gathered to watch the show. Didn't they have lives of their own?

"Hey! Some chick's gonna battle a rich dude!" Apparently not... May sent out another Pokemon along with Drew. "Great," I sighed. "Another flying type."

Taya looked like she was about to giggle again. "Well aren't you paranoid." I felt like I was about to barf.

"At least I'm not bubbly like you!" I snarled. If it's the one thing I hate, it's a giddy Pokemon. She didn't seem to take it hard at all. And that's what pissed me off the most about this retard. Heck, she was even LAUGHING. "Maybe that's because I think of the glass as half full." And with that, she turned to her trainer, waiting for directions.

I was about to yell at her, till I felt someone's gaze burning through me. I didn't even notice Drew's Absol right next to me. "Don't make me bite you." He hissed under his breath.

I turned to him, red in the face. "How can that attitude not piss you off?!" I growled.

"It doesn't if you're not paranoid." I felt a wave of annoyance wash over me. "Why does everyone think I'm freakin paranoid??" A mystery to me it was.

"Uh, because you are?" he snickered. I glared at him. Great, I had to BATTLE with this guy! "Why don't you switch places with Beautifly over there," I insisted, ticked, "At least she doesn't have a personality."

I watched the bug Pokemon fly madly in circles. Seems like she heard me. Drew commanded something to Absol and the battle was on. Beautifly calmed down enough use a Silver Wind attack. And, literally, the wind was silver. I sunk my paws deep enough into the ground so I wouldn't go flying. And that retard Absol over there had claws, so HE didn't have much of a struggle. When I lost my grip, I went tumbling into Taya. At least it didn't hurt me, much.

She shook me off and the wind dyed down. I heard Drew shout at me in a commanding voice, but I ignored him. Absol translated, aggravated, "Use Sandstorm damnit!"

"Is he fighting this battle? No! So I'm gonna win this my way and my way only!" I hissed. "You can tell him to forget giving me orders!" I saw him bark something to Drew, probably paraphrasing it into different words. While the white pokemon was busy, the Beautifly was getting ready to use Stun Spore. I thought through the possible choices and scenarios. Help him or don't him that is the question.

I sighed, my good side getting the best of me. Rushing forward, I Head-Butted the distracted Absol out of the way, inching aside right before she launched the attack. "Whew," I said, breathing a huge sigh of relief. "You okay, uhh...?" I stammered. He grumbled something I didn't hear. "Huh? Didn't catch that." I squinted angrily.

"Talon, got it?" he said, hating to repeat himself. "And thanks."

"No problem," I responded, actually smiling. Talon and I agreed that he'd take Rainbow, the Beautifly, and I would take Taya. "My pleasure," I said, glaring at the Delcatty.

"Don't be too rough, it aint her fault you're paranoid." He smirked, and prepared to fight Rainbow. I growled. Well to heck with his warning, I wanted to teach this Pokemon that this battle wasn't gonna be easy, nor fun for that matter.

Taya smiled that bubbly smile of hers. I bet she's doin that just to tick me off, I thought, snarling.

"Sorry, hope this doesn't hurt too much," she said, laughing.

I twitched. Who says sorry before beating someone up? Not that I was gonna let her. In fact, I planned on teaching her a lesson about life. That it wasn't the peaches and cream she thought it was.

I summoned a Sandstorm that concealed me, Talon, Rainbow, and Taya. May and Drew were a bit out of range. Too bad, I thought. I glanced to my left to see how Talon was doing. The Absol had claws so he didn't go flying. Rainbow, on the other hand, wasn't so fortunate. The bug type was being whirled around mercilessly. I couldn't help but laugh at her helplessness.

However, when I was getting a kick out of things, Taya was concentrating on using Assist. And when I turned to battle, a full force Stun Spore met me right in the face. I felt all my senses tingling. Unable to do anything, I did the only thing I could do. "Uhh, Talon, I could use a little help over here."

He glanced at me for a second, went back to battle, and replied, "Not much I can do for you." And that's exactly what I knew he was gonna say.

Taya swiped at my feet and I fell to the ground. I closed my eyes. This is pathetic; I'm being beaten by a Delcatty! I focused on quickly recovering from the paralysis. And when I opened my eyes, guess what? Everyone was lookin at me funny. I did the drill to check my paws, head, ears, and tail. Yellow, they were freakin yellow. My neck fur was white, tail was ruffled, and I had yellow fur on my back standing on end.

"Craaaap," I groaned, making the p sound pop.

Not being paralyzed anymore, I did my best to start up another Sandstorm. But noooo, I had to use a non-Eevee like attack. Thunder to be exact. I forgot there were kids standing by us watching. Maybe that's why Drew was screaming at me.

I shrugged and focused on the lightning attack I was about to use. The Delcatty looked scared and not as confident. I saw the fear in her eyes and the rage in Talon's. "What the hell are you doing?!"

"I'm doing what I'm supposed to!" I hissed back.

"Yeah but you're not supposed to kill her!"

"I'm not gonna kill her!" I said, and began to focus on my attack.

I watched the lightning engulf the terrified Delcatty. When it cleared Taya laid motionless on the ground, black singe marks surrounding her where the lightning had struck. I watched May return her Pokemon.

Talon took his anger out on Rainbow, slashing at the Beautifly with a Metal Claw attack. Fainted, Rainbow slowly floated to the ground. The Pokemon returned to its Pokeball in a red flash of light. I saw his blood shot eyes land on me. "You idiot!"

He jabbed and clawed at me in anger. I swiftly dodged; just barely slashing off some of my neck fur. Yup, I was an Eevee again.

I hissed at Talon. "If she wasn't such a sissy maybe she could defend herself!"

He slashed at me again. "You have no idea what she's been through!" he growled. I ducked.

"Well maybe if she didn't listen to that weak trainer of hers she'd be more powerful!" I shot back.

The Absol sapped and actually hit me. A large gash appeared on my pelt. I felt my body get tossed aside mercilessly and gritted my teeth.

Talon disappeared when Drew returned him to his Pokeball. He didn't smirk or even look satisfied. He just looked enraged and defensive for Taya. I glared. That Delcatty must've been really weak. Either that or...

I laughed to myself. At least now I had something to hold against him. But I pushed it aside for the time being. The kids stared and pointed. I imagine keeping this a secret was out of the question... I thought.

I hissed at them all, then Drew picked me up and gloated something to May. Savannah came over to me, angered. "I swear Spirit you can be so cruel sometimes!" she yelled in my ear. Savannah stepped back and scowled, giving me a dark glare.

"I hope you're happy," she said bitterly, then walked away.

I went over what I'd done, which I don't do often. I thought to myself. Could one Pokemon have a little too much power?