Nep - *doot* *doot*
Me - Aaah, you spooked me! I was sleeping so well...
Nep - 2Spoopy4U!
Me - Anyway, what's up with that dress?
Nep - Isn't that obvious? It's a skeleton dress!
Me - Well thanks, that's really helpful... I wanted to know why did you put it on in the first place!
Nep - For the candies, duuuh! Tonight we're gonna spook people and get sweets for that! The others will come too...
Me - Oh, so you got halloween here as well? Cool, i wanna come too! But... i don't have a costume...
Nep - Guess what?
Me - You got one for me?
Nep - Nope, we're gonna grind in dungeons to get some! Seriously, who do you think i am?
Me - Yeah, sorry... I'm too used to my world's stereotypes...
Nep - No worries, that happens... Anyway, shall we go?
Me - *yawn* But i just woke up Neppy!
Nep - You sounded a bit like Ploot...
Me - Yeah, i totally did... Let's go before i die again in the bed... I can already feel it calling for me! Goodbye my fluffy love... We shall meet again tonight!
Nep - And for another episode of "Love with beds" we-
And so we headed to the dungeon:
Nep - ...Dammit!
Me - I like how you waited 30 minutes to speak after you blocked yourself in my room... I was starting to feel uncomfortable...
Nep - Let's just go start a genocide in here... We want to get over with this quick, don't we?
Me - Sure, whatever... ... ... I got first blood...
Nep - No, it was me!
Me - No, me!
Nep - NO, ME!
Me - NO ME!
Nep - AAAAAAAA!
Me - AAAAAAAA- Very well! You win... But i'll kill more than you!
Nep - I wanna see you trying...
We then got the costume after a bit of grinding:
Me - Well, actually we got costumes for everyone...
Nep - Yeah, but it's fine! Since they'll come with us we can give them the extra costumes...
Me - And make sure that everyone goes around as a spooky and scary skeleton punishing people that don't drink enough milk?
Nep - Sounds like fun, let's do it!
Me - Okay! Then let's go tell them!
Everyone agreed and we met that night in front of the basilicom
Noire - Hey vert, why your costume is so revealing?
Vert - Well... I tried to put on the one that Neptune gave me, but i... didn't quite fit in it...
Blanc - *growl*
Me - Blanc don't worry too much about thaaa- *stare*... Anyway, let's go hunt candies, i need some sugar power...
Blanc - I'm gonna kill you one day, just you wait!
Nep - I love the way you think! Let's hurry and get as much as we can!
IF - And there they go... Faster than the light itself...
Compa - Leo and Nep-Nep really get along, don't they?
Noire - Well, i think it's because they kinda share the same personality...
IF - Yeah, they like to act stupid in an intelligent way...
Me - You mean we acdum?
IF - Yeah! Wait, how did you...
Nep - Donacdum! Hurry up, or we'll lose the best candies!
Me - Wait for me!
Later that night, after the "raid":
Me - Aaah, i wanna see how many candies we got!
Nep - No wait, the last one's there!
Me - Oh, i thought it was an abandoned house... Guess i was wrong!
Nep - I bet you're not brave enough to get inside...
Me - *from inside* Sorry, what were you saying? I couldn't hear you, the walls here are thick...
Nep - Nepu! Wait for me!
So we started exploring the abandoned house until...
Me - Huh? What's happening?
Nep - Oh, no... Random encounters...
Me - Really? Are we gonna fight through a horde of annoying bats?
Nep - Well there are not just bats, but...
Me - But?
Nep - ... But they have bats too...
Me - I knew it!
Annoying monster - guuh!
*Pew*
Annoying monster - uwaaargh...
- you won -
5 seconds later
*Random enemy sounds*
*Fighting sounds*
*Victory screen sounds*
Repeat a lot
Me - Why there is so many?!
Nep - He he he, you're just mad because i killed more.
Me - Hey, an item! That's a monster repellent!
Nep - There is something written on it.
Me - *reads* Doesn't work in closed spaces... Oh come on! This thing is useless!
Nep - I think we explored it all...
Me - No, wait, there is still more...
And as i entered a room i got surprised by someone
Peachy - Bu!
Me - Aaaaaah! Oh... It's just... Peachy...
Nep and Peachy - Ahahahhaha! You should have seen yourself!
Me - Shut up! That's not fun! It's only fun when it's someone else the one getting pranked!
Nep - Oh, come on! It's just a prank bro!
Me - Ugh! Fine! Let's head back home!
And so we came back home and ate candies with everyone else
Me - Ugh, i never thought i would say this, but too much sugar! I gotta keep them for later...
Nep - Normally i would bully you for refusing to eat sweets... But i'm full too, so it's fine... Wow, feels strange to say that!
Me - I know right?
Noire - You guys eat too much sweets, you'll regret it one day...
Nep - Nah, we were made to resist the effects of the sweetest of all sweets!
Me - Yeah, we're immune to diabetes and fat!
Noire - It doesn't work like that!
Me and Nep - Yes it does!
Uni - Sis, it's useless, and you know that...
Me - We have the protagonist's protection effect! Nothing too bad can happen to the two of us, right Nep?
Nep - Yup, provided we're not under the effects of murphy's law nothing bad will happen to us...
Noire - Murphy's law is not a debuff, it's a law!
Me - Details...
Noire - That's not... Fine! But don't say i didn't warn you if something bad happens!
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That's it... End of the chapter...
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