BPOV:

Gee, Emmett's a real prank master! I personally think that playing this bad of a prank might be a little too rough, however learning Emmett's strategy and power we decide to become spies.

I ran into Jasper's room and whisper-shouted "Psst, PSST!" and he didn't look at me. So I snuck up on him and and patted his head, Jasper screamed like there was no tomorrow and bloody murder.

Once he calmed down he turned to me in a very irritated expression- "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I was wondering is anyone babysitting me?"

"No, why?"

Avoiding the question I asked "Why are you reading Pride and Prejudice?"

"It's a classic and Mr. Darcy is being such an ass right now, but Elizabeth isn't cooperating very well. Why must love be so complicated?" He asked while doing weird hand motions.

"Okay then… you psychotic, I gotta go, bu-bye Jasper!

As I did somersaults and flips to get to the gift store I ran into Emmett, I made a makeshift gun and pointed it at him.

"Wow Belly-boo-bean, calm down I mean no harm."

"My name is Lady pineapplekiwi tango" I hissed still pointing my gun
"Well, my name in Cap'n BlueBeardio" He said grinning "it's a type of pirate"

"Pirate huh, well you don't talk like one" I said angrily.

He look around, fidgeted, poked a hole in his shirt and mumbled to himself. I thought that he was too stupid to figure out the difference but then he began talking.

"Well, m'lady Tango where th' voyage be goin"

"Well Captain B, I am trying to find some hair dye to add in shampoo" I grinned

"I shall nah le yee accompany ba yee self, An' I shall com' with ya!" he declared.

We agreed then I realised -

"O my Captain, we are not dressed correctly for this mission. Whatever shall we do?"

He thought then shouted or screamed so loudly I Can't believe security and the asylum manager didn't come.

"Off ter' Allie's cabin! She will help us!"

We ran to her room and thankfully she wasn't there. I dressed like a professional spy wearing jeans, a black pea coat,a shirt with a tie, and aviators and a rolex. I pulled my hair back into a braid then into a bun.

Emmett on the other hand, had dressed up like a pirate completely, from a feathery black hat to big boot and the red parrot attached to his shoulder.

I looked around and said to Emmett that we should be going in about 16 minutes Ally the Pixy will want to go to the pool soon. So we did more flips and somersaults until we finally made it to the gift shop, We purchased the dye and added it to everyone's shampoo except for ours.

I was apprehensive and found out that Captain B also added a small amount of blue to Alice's lotion. I was beginning to regret and went to tell Carlisle, but Alice caught me and began to give me a make-over. I squirmed but she said she'll put a stop to it and will cut my hair off!

I begged her not too, my hair is very long and down to my bum. I love it! Thankfully Rosalie stepped in and told Alice that I was only 6- soon 7 so to take it easy on me. I was going to say thank you and then Alice shoved me into the bathroom and handed me a two piece swimsuit.

I liked the color, it was dark blue and had the smallest and subtle amount of ruffles going along the was a white part attached to it and to my delight it was flippers and goggles. I could swim faster! And see underwater! I grabbed the small dress and put it over myself, it was a pretty dress like a sailor type design.

As we entered the pool I saw Em grinning at me and poor Edward looked so annoyed, Jazz carried his book, Alice carried her fashion stuff, Rosalie carried me while I nestled into her arms and cuddling into her chest. She smiles at me at me and I could see her past as I looked into her eyes, seeing how much she wants to be a mom. I decided I would call her and Esme mommy.

Rose gently set me down and grinned at her in appreciation, Esme and Carlisle were still out shopping for food and I tugged on Rosalie's leg to tell her I was famished! We together went and I got a hotdog with fries. Afterwards we joined everyone in the pool and continued our game of truth or dare.

I continued with Alice's dare,

"Well pixie," she growled at that part "Since your precious Jazzy made me show you my arms, I dare you not to shop for 2 weeks. This includes any shopping"

Suddenly a scream rang out in from the whole room,

"No, no, no !" sobbed Alice "my clothes, what will I wear?!" she balled.

"That might be a little too harsh, Isabelle." warned Jasper.

"Ugh, fine! 10 days no shopping!"

Jasper smiled at me in approval. Bastard.

"Alice, it's your turn."

"Emmett truth o-"

"DARE BABY, HELL YEAH!"

"Alright, I dare you to go skinny dipping wearing one piece of clothing and it goes on youtube!"

Rosalie bared her teeth and Emmett grinned with an idea…

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