Boy it's been a while since I've updated this little collection, eh? I've just been really focused on this muder mystery I've been co-authoring with Cascore, and by the way, it's freaking awesome. You guys should definitely check it out after this. (Link in my profile.)

So I just watched this thing called "Death Note", which had a pretty interesting concept to it. It's about this kid who finds a book, and when you write someone's name in it, they die. Could you imagine Luigi, in an angst driven rampage, killing everybody in sight when he finds a death note? Man, that sounds just like something I'd write.

Anyways, here's a scribblenauts spoof.

"Mario, Mario, you have to check this out!" Luigi shouted as he emerged from the pipe in the Mario Bros.' front lawn.

"What is it?" Mario asked.

"Well, I was on my morning constitutional-"

"Stalking Daisy?" Mario asked.

"Hey, if she and I happen to have the same jogging route-"

"All the way in Sarassaland, many miles out of your way-"

"And I happen to follow 20 feet behind her-"

"After waiting in a bush for half an hour" Mario interjected once more.

"Doesn't mean I'm a stalker. Anyways, as I was walking home I ran into this guy named Maxwell or something dying on the side of the curb."

"He was?" Mario asked, "Did you help him?"

"I would've if there wasn't a lion eating his intestines at the time. Anyways, he looks up at me with his dying breath and tosses me this notebook. Oh, and he also said something about a starite in a tree but I wasn't listening." Luigi explained as he handed Mario the notebook. Mario looked at the inside flap, which held instructions for functioning the note book.

This notebook holds the power to kill anyone... with your IMAGINATION!!! Simply write in any object and it will appear right before you. Use this notebook to retrieve the starite, or else WE ARE ALL DOOMED. Have fun.

"Wow." Mario said, finding himself at a loss of words. Mario looked at the first page noticing that "Hobo", "Hobo", "Sandwich", and "Gun" were all written in Luigi's handwriting. "What's this?"

"Oh, well I had to test it to see if it works." Luigi commented. "Also, I was curious about the limitations of the morals that society holds against the human condition."

"What did you do?" Mario asked, still confused.

"Well, I summoned two Hobos, gave one a sandwich, and the other one a gun, to see if the armed Hobo would be willing to kill a man for food."

"Oh my god, why would you want to know that?" Mario asked. Luigi shrugged, "So... did the Hobo shoot him?"

"He tried too, but luckily I didn't write bullets, so the gun didn't work." Luigi said.

"Oh, that's goo-"

"So he pistol-whipped him to death."

"..."

"This thing is awesome." Luigi said, reaching for the notebook. Mario held it away from his brother.

"I don't trust you with this thing." Mario said, taking a second look at the list. "I see you also wrote 'Money".

"Yeah, but it gave me something called an "Ollar". How stupid is that?" Luigi commented, clearly disappointed in his failed counterfeit scheme.

"So... this thing mentions something about a starite and total doom." Mario said looking at the inside of the front flap once more, "You think we should try and get this starite thing?"

"If you want. It'll probably be close to that Maxwell guy I mentioned earlier."

"Alright then, let's go." Mario said, before being pulled back by his brother.

"Whoa there, who says we have to travel on foot? Why don't we let the notebook take care of transportation?" Luigi reasoned.

"Like writing 'Car"? Mario asked.

"Like writing 'Pterodactyl". Luigi answered.

"Um... I don't know how to spell that." Mario admitted.

"Oh, then how about dragon?" Luigi said, "That way we could breathe fire to boot."

Mario, ignoring Luigi's sudden interest in pyromania, wrote in 'Dragon'. The next thing he knew the fire breathing beast was staring him right in the face. Luigi hopped on it's back immediately, with Mario in tow. In no time they were skyward, flying through the clouds on their way to Sarrasaland. Along the way Luigi opted for some target practice in the form of a flock of geese, but Mario was quick to put an end to that, summoning "muzzle" to be placed over Luigi's mouth before he could command the dragon.

"I think this is it." Mario said, noticing a kid in what could only be described as a silly rooster hat that could only serve as a pre-order bonus for an upcoming game. Next to him was a tree with a star looking item stuck in it's branches.

"How should we get it down?" Mario asked his brother. "Luigi?"

"abrgrdwaion!" Luigi angrily shouted through his muzzle.

"Oops, sorry." Mario said, striking through "Muzzle" on the list. The muzzle disappeared in a poof, allowing Luigi to speak.

"Well, I'd say to burn down the tree-"

"Naturally" Mario commented.

"But we might burn the starite in the process." Luigi reasoned.

"We could chop down the tree." Mario said, writing "axe". It appeared next to him, plummeting thirty feet to the ground.

"Aw, I don't feel like chopping down a tree." Luigi whined. Mario rolled his eyes and summoned a lumberjack. He also appeared next to Mario before falling 30 feet. With a sickening splat, Mario commanded the dragon to lower to the ground, and summoned a second lumberjack. He instantly grabbed the axe and chopped down the tree in 3 mighty whacks. The starite fell to the ground, which Luigi was quick to grab.

"VICTORY IS LUIGI!" Luigi yelled, before receiving a large pile of useless ollars for retrieving the starite.

"Do you think we should help the Maxwell guy?" Mario asked.

"Heck no, he might want the notebook back." Luigi said.

"Come on Luigi, you know we have to do the right thing." Mario said, before summoning zombie. The zombie, smelling the sweet stench of brain, immediately latched onto maxwell, turning him into a zombie in the process.

"Ah!" Maxwell yelled, having become one of the living dead. "Brrrrrains..."

"I don't like the way he's looking at me bro." Luigi said, still holding the starite.

Mario striked through the word zombie before writing "antidote" in the notebook. The zombie almost leapt on Luigi and his delicious brains before disappearing in a puff of smoke in midair. A bottle with a strange liquid plopped into Luigi's hand.

"Throw it at Maxwell." Mario shouted. Luigi did as instructed, and in another puff of smoke Maxwell returned back to normal, intestines intact.

"Oh, man. Where was I?" Maxwell asked, "The last thing I remember, I summoned a lion to climb the tree, and the next thing I know I'm asking a creepy stalker-"

"Not a stalker" Luigi interjected.

"-to take my notebook. By the way, do you still have it?"

"Yeah, up here." Mario called from his spot on the dragon. He lobbed the notebook down to Maxwell.

"Great. And I see you also found my starite for me. Hand it over."

"No." Luigi said, holding the starite close to his chest. "Do you know how much I could get at the pawn shop for this baby? 20, maybe 30 dollars!"

"Did I mention that Starite is essentially a ticking bomb in your world?" Maxwell mentioned, "That's why I have to go world to world picking them up."

"AH!" Luigi yelped, shoving the starite into Maxwell.

"Is that true?" Mario asked.

"Nah. I was just kidding. Later!" Maxwell said, before disappearing in a puff of smoke. Everything summoned in the world also disappeared including Mario's dragon, the lumberjack, the dead lumberjack, the axe, the lion, the hobo, the dead hobo, the gun, and the sandwich (considering if it wasn't already digested). The ollars also disappeared, leaving the Mario Bros. with nothing but dumbfounded looks on their faces.

"Well, I'm gonna go for a jog." Luigi said, before running down the street in pursuit of a passing Daisy.

My copy's already pre-ordered, and that hobo scenario's is pretty much the first thing I'll do, simply out of morbid curiosity. Anyone else getting Scribblenauts? And if so, what's the first thing you're going to do at the title screen? :D