A/N: Hey, so this was just something different and funny to tie you over until I add another chapter to TBM, which maybe a while since finals are coming up. Hope you like it!
"This is ridiculous" Katie said tightening her jacket around herself as she stared into the flickering flames in front of her. It seems the impala had run out of gas, and Dean didn't want to walk to the gas station, that was only a couple of miles ahead in the dark. "I will walk to the gas station"
"Look it's just for one night" Dean said throwing some more branches on the fire. " Plus, this could be fun, the three of us camping"
"What about this is fun Dean?" Sam asked. "It's cold, and we're in the middle of nowhere"
"C'mon princess" Dean said ignoring his brother and turning toward Katie. "It's not that bad is it?"
"Yes Dean" Katie said seriously. "It is"
"You two are just party poopers" Dean replied. " I mean look at that" Dean said looking up at the stars. "When was the last time you just looked up at the stars" Sam and Katie looked up at the sky and had to admit that, they never did just stop and look at something so amazing.
"Dean look I get you're trying to make light of the situation, but just admit that this sucks and it's all your fault" Katie said.
"My fault, how is this my fault?" Dean asked.
"Really Dean, does this sound familiar?" Katie said before clearing her throat. "My baby's got a couple of more miles in her" Dean glared at her and her impression of him.
"I do not sound like that" Dean scoffed.
"Yes you do" Katie replied.
"Kind of dead on" Sam added and Dean glared over at his brother.
"I still don't think it's my fault" Dean said throwing a rock into the flames.
"So what now?" Katie asked. "Scary stories?"
"Really?" Sam asked. "Our lives are pretty much what scary stories are made of"
"Yeah, but I think I could scare you guys" Katie said a sly grin coming to her face.
"Oh really" Dean said. "Well then I got to hear this"
"Me too" Sam said.
"Well ok, but I have to warn you this story is pretty scary" Katie said. "You two sure?"
"Just get on with it" Dean said.
"Fine" Katie said before clearing her throat. "It was a dark, cold and dreary night, much like this one"
"Of course it was" Dean commented.
"Do you not want me to tell the story" Katie said. "Because I'm not loving this interruption"
"Sorry" Dean mutter. "Go on"
"Thank you" Katie replied. " It was a dark, cold and dreary night much like this one. Lily Flowers was racing home after getting off work.
"I can't believe this!" Lily yelled. She gripped the stirring wheel as her foot pressed harder on the gas pedal. She'd just came from seeing the private investigator, she hired to spy on her husband, and let's just say she didn't like what he found.
"Is this a scary story or a soap opera?" Dean asked and Katie turned to glare at him.
"Well if you'd stop interrupting maybe we'd get to the scary part" Katie snapped. Dean just glared at her. "Like I was saying so she speeding down the road, still fuming from the information she just saw"
"Eight Years!" She screamed. "Eight damn years, and he does this to me!" Lily heard beeping and looked down at her gas gage to see that she would soon be on empty. "Damnit!" Lily had meant to go to the gas station but her mind was on other things, like her cheating husband. Her car soon began slowing down as she pulled her car to the side of the abandoned road. "This is not happening"
Lily got out of her car and looked around for any sign of a gas station or anything. She reached into her pocket and pulled out her cell phone, just in time to see the words 'Low Battery' flash on the screen and going dead.
"So lady's car stops in the middle of nowhere, no one around and no phone" Dean muttered. "Let me guess, escaped murdered just happens to be on that same highway, or I know killer family living in the woods"
"Do you want to tell this story because if you do just let me know" Katie replied.
"Dean would you just shut up" Sam snapped and Dean turned toward him.
"Fine, I'm just saying" Dean replied.
"That's the problem" Katie said before continuing her story.
Lily walked around to her trunk and hoped her lying, cheating bastard of a husband remembered to put the emergency kit in. She searched her trunk and to her suspicions he hadn't.
"Look like you could use some help" Lily jumped at the voice and turned around to see a man about her age standing extremely close to her. He wore a pair of dirty torn jeans and a dingy white t-shirt. He was unshaven and really just gave her to creeps.
"Wh-where did you come from?" Lily asked.
"I was just walkin' when I saw you over here" the man replied. "The names Paul" the man said holding out his hand. Lily looked down at the dirty hand and then back at the man. "Oh sorry" he wiped his hand on his shirt. "Was working in the mines, back there, guess I could use a shower"
"I guess" Lily replied unknowingly grasping the back of her car for dear life. " Lily" she says with a nod.
"So what seems to be the problem?" Paul asked.
"Ran out of gas" Lily replied.
"Oh that is some bad luck" Paul replied still uncomfortably close. She could smell the stench of gas and smoke on his clothing. "Well the nearest gas station is quite far from here, and I wouldn't advise a lady like yourself to walk these roads by yourself"
"Well I'm sure I'll be fine" Lily replied before turning around and closing her trunk.
"I'm sure you would but, I don't think I could sleep knowing that you were out her by yourself" Paul replied. "I actually don't live far from her, and I have a couch you could use until the morning, my brother usually crashes on it but I'm sure it's better than nothing"
"Really" Dean says. "She is not going to go with him is she, I'm mean she has to realize out of all the stupid things she's done tonight, the not getting gas, and not charging her phone, that going off with the scary guy who pops up on the road, could top them all" Katie and Sam just glared at him . "Sorry, go on"
"Look, that's really nice of you but I'm going to have to say no" Lily replied walking over to the front of her car. Right now the only thing she wanted was to put distance between her and the creepy stranger that just popped up on this dark road.
"I know I must look like a read stranger danger at the moment" Paul said laughing. "But I promise I'm harmless"
"Thanks Paul" Lily said. "But it's still a no"
"Well you can't say I didn't try" Paul said tossing his bag over his shoulder. "You have a good night" Paul walked passed her and Lily turned to make sure he was really leaving. "Oh and watch out for coyotes" Paul called over his shoulder not bothering to turn around. "They're real vicious in these parts" Lily watched as the man's form soon disappeared into the darkness. She heard the sound of an animal howling and the thoughts of coyotes sent her running back into her car locking the doors.
"This is just perfect" Lily said dropping her head on her steering wheel. She hadn't realized she'd been asleep until the sound of tapping jolted her awake. Lily looked up to see a policeman staring at her. "Oh thank God" She said before rolling down her window.
"Miss, is everything alright?" the policeman asked.
"No" Lily replied. "I ran out of gas, and my phone died, and then this weird guy just showed up out of nowhere, but I'm so glad you're here"
"Well c'mon then" the policeman said. "We'll give you a ride to the service station" Lily looked over the man's shoulder to see another policeman.
"Ok thanks" Lily grabbed her purse and jacket and turned off her lights before heading in the back of the police car. The drive was silent, which made Lily uncomfortable, she just had to fill the silence with something. "This is so weird"
"What is ma'am" the other policeman asked.
"I've never ridden in the back of a police car before" Lily replied and the man just nodded.
"Well I'm glad your first time was under these circumstances then ma'am" the man replied. "
"Lily" she said. "Call me Lily"
"Alright Lily" the policeman said. "I'm Jacob and this old man is my partner Walter"
"Very nice to meet you" Lily replied.
"You too" Walter said.
"Calling all available units, we have a 10-16 in progress at the old Winter's place" the voice from the police scanner said. Katie looked between the two men in confusion.
"We're close" Jacob said.
"C'mon you know I promised the wife" Walter replied.
"Uh, What's a 10-16?" Lily asked.
"Domestic disturbance" Jacob replied to her before turning back to his partner. "It won't take long, Billy's probably just drunk again" Jacob said.
"Fine, but it better not take long" Walter replied.
It didn't take long for them to arrive at the house that seemed to be off to itself. Lily looked up at the small white house. She wiped her hands on her pants not sure when her palms had began sweating or her heartbeat quickening.
"They must have been loud" Lily said. "There's no one around here"
"Well you haven't heard Billy Winter" Jacob replied. "Now just stay in the car, and don't go anywhere ok we should be in and out"
"Ok" Lily said nodding her head. The two policeman got out of the car and Lily watched as they walked up to the front door of the house. They knocked at the door but no one answered. They knocked again, and still no answer. She watched as they disappeared around the side of the house. She jumped at the sound of a woman screaming . Her heart felt like it was about to beat out of her chest, as she searched the out the window for the two policeman. Her fear grew even more at the sound of gun shots being fired. "Don't move, everything is fine" Lily told herself.
"Like hell it is lady" Dean commented. "Get out of the car and run for your life"
"She tried" Katie replied.
Lily grabbed the handle but the door was locked. She soon panicked as she tried opening to the other door, still unsuccessful . She heard another gun shot and looked up at the house. She looked up at the patrician and without thinking began kicking it and hard as she could. She stopped when she heard the sound of the front door opening and the screen door slamming shut. She peaked out of the window and saw a man carrying a shot gun, while dragging what looked like a body with the other hand walking toward the car. She quickly ducked behind the seat. And nearly let out a shriek when the man jumped into the driver's side and started the car. He through his shot gun against the passenger seat, and Lily could see part of it front where she was hiding. She tried her best not to breath to hard, or make a sound, but at the moment she was more scared then she had been in her entire life. They'd been driving for God knows how long before stopping. The man got out of the car and slammed the door behind him. She could hear him opening the trunk and pulling out the body and he dragged it across the ground. She peaked out the window to see the man drag the body into the wood. When he disappeared she quickly got back up and began furiously kicking to the partition. She let out a sigh of hope when the partition become looser. She heard something and looked out the window, but she didn't see anyone. She continued kicking the partition until it finally broke. She lifted the bottom of it and slid into the front seat and awkwardly rearranged herself behind the wheel. She went to turn the key, but they weren't there. She jumped at the sound of tapping at the window and screamed at the sight of the man looking down at her smiling while holding the keys. He opened the door, quickly moved to the other side opening the passenger door and jumping out. She didn't give him a chance to get close because her feet were moving at lightning speed through the dark woods.
"Wasn't the gun in the passenger seat?" Dean asked. "Why didn't she just grab it, kill the guy and be on her merry way to confront the cheating husband?" Katie looked at him.
"Killer grabbed it when he went to get the body from the trunk" Katie said about to continue her story, but was interrupted yet again.
"So this guy is carrying a shot gun and a body at the same time?" Dean asked. "How many arms does this guy have"
"No, he grabbed the gun carried it under his arm while he carried the body" Katie replied. "But he left it with the body when he heard Lily kicking the partition in the car" Dean nodded in understanding.
"Then what happened?" Sam asked.
Lily ran and ran, probably in circles for all she knew but she felt safe as long as she was moving. A feeling that ended when she tripped over something. She pushed herself up and tried to squint down at the ground to see what she tripped over. Just as the clouds moved from the moon, Lily was able to catch a glimpse of what it was. She clamped her hand over her mouth to hold in the scream. She knew she should be running, but she had to see who it was. She slowly reached down and removed the tarp from their face and looked down at the woman. She was young and resembled Lily as a matter of fact. Lily wanted to cry, to scream anything but she couldn't she stood up straight and the light from the moon revealed something else to her. She walked over and picked up the man's discarded shot gun.
"Alright Lily" Dean said. "First smart thing she's done in this entire story" Katie just rolled her eyes.
Lily heard footsteps and ran behind a distant tree that kept the body in eyesight. She held on to the gun tightly as she saw the man finally step in the moonlight. He picked up the feet of the body and began dragging it and tossing it down some hole.
"Wait" Lily thought. "The mines" Lily watched as the man walked back over and began searching the ground. She knew what he was looking for as she grasped the shot gun tighter. He looked up in the trees and even turned in Lily's direction. She froze as he looked as if he were staring right at her. She didn't move as he turned and walked back into the opposite direction, disappearing in the woods. She let the breath she'd been holding out and she turned and began walking in the opposite direction.
"She has the gun, why not go after the guy and kill him?" Dean asked.
"Not everyone finds it so easy to take a person's life Dean" Sam replied. "Plus I'm sure her only concern is getting the hell out of those woods and to safety"
"I'm just saying, if she'd just kill the guys, she wouldn't have to worry" Dean replied. "I bet she's kicking herself for not taking stranger danger on that offer now"
"I thought you were against the offer?" Sam asked.
"Well yeah, I was then"Dean said. "But now I think I was wrong" Sam just rolled her eyes and turned back to Katie.
"Oh you two done, because I can wait" Katie replied crossing her arms. Neither man said anything and she returned to telling her story.
Lily continued walking the dark woods still gripping tightly to the shot gun. She'd been walking for a while before seeing a light up ahead. She couldn't help the feeling of relief that washed over her. She began running toward the light and when she was close enough saw that it was a porch light. She ran up the stairs and began banging on the door.
"Please somebody!" Lily yelled banging into the door. She stopped when the door shot open. She was surprised at the man who opened the door. "Paul" Lily looked the man over and with some clean clothes and even a shave, then man did look harmless.
"You" Paul looked the woman over and could tell that everything wasn't alright. He then glanced at her hand that was gripping the shot gun "What happened?"
"Please can I come in?" Lily asked.
"Of course" Paul moved a side to let the woman in.
"So crazy lady shows up at your house with a shot gun and you just let her in your house?" Dean asked.
"Dude, stop interrupting the story!" Katie snapped.
"Sorry, sorry" Dean said holding up his hands in surrender. "I'm done"
Paul closed the door and turned to look at a clearly rattle Lily. He eyed the shot gun before looking to her frightened eyes.
"Mind telling me what happened?" Paul asked walking a bit closer, but keeping his distance.
"Well after you left, these two cops showed up and were going to take me to get some gas, but they got this call about a domestic disturbance, so they went to check it out" Lily recounted. "They went inside the house, where there were screams and gun shots and a crazy murderer, who tossed a woman's body in the trunk and hijacked the police car with me in it" Lily took a deep breath. "I hid behind the seat until we stopped and he got out and grabbed his body out the truck. I kicked the patrician in tried to drive away but the bastard had the keys and almost had me but I jumped out the other side and ran like hell. I tripped over the body found the gun, hid and watched him dump the body, and when the coast was clear, walked until I found you"
"Wow" Paul replied. "That's-
"I know" Lily replied. "Look do you have a phone, we need to call the police" Paul was about to reply when there was a knock at the door. They both froze. Paul soon turned and began walking toward the door. "What are you doing?" Lily whispered. "It could be him" Paul just peeked through the side window.
"It's just my brother" Paul replied. "He's probably drunk again and wants to crash on my couch" Paul opened the door. "Billy Again? How many times do I have to tell you"
"I know, I know" Lily heard a voice say. "But this time it wasn't my fault" Lily heard the door close and footsteps getting closer. "There was a girl" Lily froze when she say the familiar face. "And she took my gun" the man smiled at her.
"So stranger danger is the killer's brother" Dean said. "This girl just cannot catch a break"
"I just cannot catch a break" Lily thought before lifting the gun and pointing it between the two men.
"Now what are you going to do with that?" Paul asked an equally creepy smile coming to his face. "Put the gun down and no one will get hurt"
"That's not gonna happen" Lily replied turning toward the killer. "So what is this huh, you kill people, dump them in mines" She turns pointing the gun at Paul. "And you clean them up for him"
"What are brothers for?" Paul replied taking a step toward her.
"Don't move!" Lily yelled. "I swear I will pull the trigger"
"Oh sweetheart you don't have it in you" Billy said laughing.
"You think so?" Lily asked. "I just found out my husband of nine years has been cheating on me with our neighbor, my car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, and serial killer hicks try to kill me" Lily replied cocking the shot gun. "You still think I don't have it in me?"
"What are you gonna do kill us?" Paul asked. "Well then pull the trigger" Paul walked over and brought his chest to the barrel of the shotgun. "C'mon Lily do it"
"You think I won't?" Lily asked.
"I don't" Billy replied.
"Neither do I" Dean commented.
Well they were wrong. Before anyone could move Lily had pulled the trigger sending Paul flying into the wall. Billy looked down at his brother and then back up at Lily before running toward her. She quickly cocked the gun again and shoots Billy as well.
"I really hate men" Lily says. She stands there looking down at the motionless bodies of the strangers she met tonight and then at the gun in her hand. She then realized that she was holding the murder weapon to Walter and Jacob and the mysterious woman, and to the psycho brothers. How would she ever explain the series of events that occurred this night? She couldn't, she knew that so she left, back into those woods.
"Where they say she still is today, these woods exactly" Katie said. "Killing every man she lays her eyes on, they say the men hear the cocking of the shot gun before she comes and claims their life. The end"
Sam and Dean sit quietly still looking over at Katie. Both had to admit the story was interesting but not as scary as they were made to believe.
"That's it?" Dean asked. "What's so scary about that?"
"The fact that the story is true" Katie replied. "Back in college, I was dared to spend a whole night in a house, which turned out to be Paul's house"
"And?" Dean asked.
"I spotted a cell phone under the living room table" Katie replied. "And as soon as I picked it up, I saw everything I just told you" Sam and Dean gulped before sharing a look.
"You're pulling our chain aren't you princess?" Dean asked.
"I wish I was Dean" Katie replied. "But I'm not that good of a story teller" She replied before yawning. "I think I'm going to go to bed" Katie grabbed her bag and threw it on the ground before laying her head down on it. Sam and Dean share another look.
"Guess it is getting late" Sam said before bunching up his bag and laying on it. Dean was left sitting in front of the fire. He scanned the woods again. The thought of some crazy broad with a shot gun did scare the hell out of him. He shook the thought off. Katie was just messing with them. He went over and laid down, laying his head on his duffle bag as well. The darkness was filled with the sounds of crickets and other bug noises. But one clicking noise had both Winchester brothers on their feet.
"You know what I'm sure the gas station isn't that far" Dean said.
"Yeah, if we walk really fast we'll be there in no time" Sam replied picking up his bag.
"Hell if we run we'll be there even faster" Dean said grabbing his bag. Katie stood to her feet. "C'mon princess" Katie watched the retreating forms of Sam and Dean and couldn't help the smile that came to her face. She took her cell phone out of her jacket pocket.
"There really is an App for everything" She said looking down at her phone. She looked back up. "Hey wait up!" She called before running after them.
A/N: I'm sorry I couldn't help myself, this was just pure fun to write. I couldn't stop laughing as I was writing it. What did you think? REVIEW PLEASE! I love reading them, they let me know that I'm not writing to myself.