Chapter 10: Untalentshow
"Do you think carrots have feelings?" asked Joren to Myles.
"No." Said Myles intestinally (whatever that means.)
It was a lovely Monday afternoon and everybody was in the garden having an untalentshow. An untalentshow is like a talent show except instead of performing things your good at you perform things you suck at. Like if you entered an untalentshow and your singing sounds like a dead cat screaming, you would probably get on stage and sing "Beautiful" by Christina Agulara.
"I have one of those questions without an answer!" said Myles Suddenly.
"A what?" asked Joren slightly confused.
"You know…like this one. What came first? The egg or the chicken? Well I made up my own!" said Myles proudly.
"Sweet!' said Joren "What is it?"
"What came first? The skirt or the kilt?" said Myles.
"Mmmm. Good one. Now shut up. The untalented show is starting." said Joren.
The Untalentshow
First on stage for the untalentshow was Kel. Kel did not know she was first on stage because Gary and Neal had rolled her on stage while she was sleeping in a wheel barrel.
"Don't hurt the carrot." Said Kel in her sleep "Carrots have feelings too you know."
"HEY!" screamed Joren "YOU SAID CARROTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS! I HATE YOU!" Joren then ran back to his room crying for his mommy.
Neal decided to wake up Kel by stuffing a snail in her ear.
"AAHHHH!" said Kel waking up.
"Well…" said Raoul "That's the end of the untalentshow! Everybody go home."
"BUT I DIDN'T GET TO PERFORM!" screamed Cleon who was dressed in a ball gown.
"HAHAHAHA!" laughed Wyldon at Cleon's misfortune.