A/n: hello my people I'm back and I'm still the baddest bitch. But you guys knew that. Thank you for all my reviews. For thanks here is chapter 10.
Chapter 10: events unfolding. (oh!! What's happening?) (p.s. I might put lyrics in this chapter so be prepared. It might help when u find out the song name I choose go to youtube and play to get a better fell if you never heard of it.)
(last time.)
(on chealsy lately)
" hi and welcome to my show chealsy lately, tonight we are you going to interview a young hick..I mean Lindsay lohan." She says as the audience claps and laughs. And sakura and ino where in the audience as gaara and ten ten where in the van.
Chealsy had moved to her interviewing chair with Lindsay opposite from her.
"hello Lindsay." She said with a smile.
"hello." she said back.
"how does it feel to be a slut." Chealsy said.
"what?" Lindsay said confused.
"I'm sorry what I meant to say was how does it feel to be a whore."
"What is your problem?" Lindsay said looking pissed.
"I'm sorry I have torrets (she asking but the audience knows but loves it.) you shit whore." She said making weird faces.
"I will sue you." She said standing up.
(A/n: by the way sakura and ino is laughing their ass off.)
"I'm sorry Lindsay are you that stupid or are you high you hick." Chealsy was going off on her. That's when sakura decided it as time to strike.
"Gaara the lights." Was all she said as the lights disappeared. When they came back on sakura, ino, and Lindsay where gone.
"well I guess hicks are fast. Well goodnight." She said as her show ended.
(in the van)
They had drugged Lindsay and she was in the van.
"Where are you going to do with her?" gaara says.
"you will see." Was all she said.
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Lindsay woke in a very large house but not hers and she saw George bush.
"What going on." Lindsay said.
"yeah you're my new nanny forever." He said like a little kid.( I guess dick Chaney needs a break.)
" NOOOOOO!!" was all she said.
( right now)
After the big plan went over without a hitch she sat ring side by a pool at gaara's house.(this is a twist isn't it?) surprisingly he was stinking rich, who knew. You would think he was some ruler in some ancient Japanese land where ninja's rome and the rulers were called kage. (Hmm….message.)
Anyways back to the story sakura was sitting ringside at the pool with ino and ten ten. And awkward enough she was listening to Trina single again.
(A/n italic and bold are lyrics no this)
Yep,
Yep, I'm Back (I'm Back)
Slip N Slide Records (Slip N Slide
Records)
Yeh, Yeh, Yeh...
(Hahahaha...)
I guess she is feeling like she single again. Wow that is just awkward.
I'm
Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was Perfect I Don't
Know How
I'm Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was
Perfect I Don't Know How
I'm Single Again
The girls were just sitting with her chillin with her. They were all talking about what happen last night.
"that was so fun," ino started saying. "I can't believe we gave her to George bush."
(A/n: if you don't know what going on the lyrics is the music playing in the back round. Imagination duh.)
You
Know How They Do, How They Act
See You With Another Man,Then They
Want You Back(Whooh-Whooh)
My Ass Still Fat (Whooh-Whooh)
They
Still Checking For Me
And never will you Find Another Bitch Like
Me
And I Don't Care What Your Friends Say
What We Had Was
Like Jay And Beyonce
Or Was It All A Dream?
Backseat In The
Phantum
Sippin That Lean
We Party Like Rock Stars
We Sex
Like Porn Stars
I Sing To A Million Bars
"I did say it was a fate worst than death. Ok!!" she said laughing.
"I think there is a message from that sakura." Ten ten said.
"amen." Ino said clapping her hands.
I'm
Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was Perfect I Don't
Know How
I'm Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was
Perfect I Don't Know How
I'm Single Again
As they was talking gaara walked out of his house towards them. Oh yeah he was walking normally. But not to them.
Stop
Calling Me Apologizing
Don't Even Start It
Hope You Find
Watch You Looking For
Back On The Market
Let's Agree To
Disagree
Don't Explain Shit To Me
I Got My Own Money
There's
Nobody
I Need, I Need, I Need My Own Space
I'm Single Again
Who's Who I'm Mingling With
Ball Players To The Seat Of The
Game
Ring Size Still Doing My Thing
Changed My Number
Switched My Cars S'up
6 Months Since You Messed Your Cars
S'up
It All Started So Promiseing.
Got My Own Diamonds Got My
Own dam promise ring
They saw a hot man walking in slow-mo(crazy I know) jumping into the pool swimming towards them and gets out in front of them shaking his hair off and posing before finally reaching them.
Ok enough. When he got to them and stop in front of them they all were staring with mouth open.
"What?" he said in monotone He said looking at them.
"oh nothing." They all said in unison sounding like desperate house wives. (how I know. My mom. HAPPY!!))
I'm
Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was Perfect I Don't
Know How
I'm Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was
Perfect I Don't Know How
I'm Single Again
"Ok. Well I have important information." He said sitting in a chair.
"What is it?" Sakura said.
"Shino will explain." He said as shino came out of nowhere by ino.
"Holy shit." Was all ino could say.
Hold
Up, Wait A God Damn Minute
It Ain't Over Till' I Say We Finished
(We Finished)
Till' I Get My Half
Then I Sit Back, Relax And
Just Laugh
At The Times We Shared Like Flying Over beamor High In
The G-4
Smokin On Cali Bud,
Thats How Real G's Show Cali Love
"I have been researching the Paris incident." He said.
"What about it?" sakura said.
"it has come to our attention that Paris was tipped off about her assassination." Gaara continued.
"Which explains how she fought on the limo prepared with a katanna had had a helicopter for her escape." Shino finished.
"So do you know who did it?" ten ten said.
Sex
In The Cop-Pit
No Love I Was Just Another Object
You Better
Love For My Ass
Key Magazine You Feel In Love Wit My Ass
20g's
In The Prada Bag
And Im Bout To Fall Out
Had To Get My Mined
Right
I'm Back In The Line Like Fella's
"no. but we are doing everything in our power to find out." Shino said.
"We?" sakura said confused.
"Who is we?" ino said reaching for a pistol from under her bra and had it locked and loaded.
"My organization." He said calmly.
I'm
Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was Perfect I Don't
Know How
I'm Single Again Back On The Prowl
I Thought It Was
Perfect I Don't Know How
I'm Single Again
"I think it is time shino." Gaara said.
"Agreed. Let's go all of you." Shino said demanding making them all get up and went into the house.
Diamond
Princess, Yeh
I'm Still The Baddest Bitch
(Hahahaha...)
(A/n: now you see were I get it from "I'm still the baddest bitch." No I'm not gay.Hmmm…)
A/n: alright this is this chapter. And ha I told you in a early chapter..Can't remember which one… but I told you this story was much deeper than a cheating saskue. Now review I work my ass off and you won't review I will bust a cap in your…oh ha sorry. Review.