Title: Breakfast
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Ed's non-existing hygiene habits
"Ooh, that's some nice smell! What are you making?"
"Eggrolls," Ed replied, smiling as he felt his lover's hands wrapping around him.
"Sounds good... Wait, is that pan clean?"
Ed could hear the suspicion in Roy's voice. "Kinda. Cooked some eggs in it yesterday."
There was a short pause. "Then throw away that oil, wash the pan and start again."
"WHAT?! But it'd only been one day! And it's eggs, and eggrolls, sounds the same to me!"
"It's not. You're disgusting."
"No, I'm frugal."
"That's not 'frugal'. That's an attempt to poison me."
Ed grinned. "Maybe."
"Nice to know, love."