Disclaimer: I don't own nothing' so get off it. . .but if I did. . .:evil grin:
Akuzmi: Hello! Hmm. . .I guess I don't really have a topic to start out with today. That's interesting. . .
K: Oh well that is new.
Akuzmi: Oh! Yes I know! I'm not gonna be sending any e-mails for a while 'cuz I'm going back to Chi-town for my Aunt's wedding!
K: "Chi-town"?
Akuzmi: Yep, Chicago! Just don't mention anything to Koga, ok Kuronue?
K: Sure, but why?
Akuzmi: 'Cuz Koga will get ideas about stalking me there. . .that's all I need.
K: Understandable.
Akuzmi: And I don't want him getting any more ideas about marriage.
K: Like when he serenaded you! HA! That was hilarious.
Akuzmi: It kind of was.
K: Especially when you punched him.
Akuzmi: That was my favorite part.
:both laugh and don't notice Erik, Hiei, Kurama, & Sesshomaru walk in:
Kurama: What's so funny?
Akuzmi: Nothing. :sees Erik's new pants: Oh you got new pants! How awesome! Let me guess, Ceres made them for you! Isn't she sweet?
Erik: Yes, she made them
Akuzmi: There's something different about them though. . .:Erik turns around and on his buttocks it says "This butt is Property of Ceres Rei-Minamina": Oh. . I guess Ceres did make them::begins to laugh to herself:
Hiei: Hn. Now where ever you go people are going to look at your butt and laugh their heads off.
Akzumi: Amen to that:still laughing:
Sesshomaru: Akuzmi, it isn't that funny.
Akuzmi: Sorry laugh I laugh can't stop!laugh laugh
K: I just met her, so I'm new to this but is there an "off" button on her something? (A/n: For those of you who are perverts coughYoukocough this statement was not meant to be dirty)
Akuzmi: hiccupOh no hiccup
:everyone bursts out laughing at Akuzmi:
Akuzmi: Shuthiccup
:everyone laughs harder:
!5 mins. Later!
Alright. That was annoying.
K: No. It was funny!
Akuzmi: Shut up.
Kurama: That was hilarious.
Akuzmi: Stop it, you're so mean::begins to sob:
:everyone stops laughing:
K: Now I feel bad, I made Akuzmi cry.
Hiei: Hn. Weakling.
Akuzmi: Shut up Hiei! Just because your life was living hell doesn't mean you get to make mine hell too!
Hiei: The only reason why your life isn't a living hell is because you're Ceres best friend.
Akuzmi: Hiei you suck monkey's dk.
:all gasp(except Hiei of course):
K: Akuzmi, watch you're language!
Hiei: Slut.
:all gasp(A/n:alright whenever it's 'all gasp' Akuzmi&Hiei aren't gasping):
Kurama: That was uncalled for Hiei.
Akuzmi: They're your kids too, Hiei.
:All gasp:
Hiei::eyes wide: You did not just say that Onna.
Akuzmi: Oh, but I did, manwhore.
:All gasp:
Sesshomaru: As much as I'd like to see you get beat up, Akuzmi, you better watch it.
Akuzmi: I don't care. Make my day.
K: Someone's quite the rebel.
Hiei: Would that be a death wish onna?
Akuzmi: You wish it was.
:Hiei unsheathes katana:
Akuzmi: Aw, Little Hiei looks so big and strong behind his bog 'ole sword! Too bad Ceres would be devastated if I happened to die by the hands of her boyfriend.
Kurama: She got you there.
Hiei: You just got lucky onna, otherwise you'd be dead.
Akuzmi: I don't believe in luck.
Hiei: You better start.
Akuzmi: Oh shut up. You bug me. Why are you here anyway? You four are always over here for some reason. I have no idea why because:
A. I killed you Erik but I brought you back 2 life because Ceres made me.
Then Kurama killed you when I was unconscious and for some reason u just randomly came back 2 life.
B. Sesshomaru, you and I hate each other. Not only are our demon tribes feuding but you hate me because I don't like Rin.
C. Kurama, I gave you and Ceres my consent (not that you needed it) so why the heck are you over here all the time?
D. Hiei, I have no freaking idea why you're here but I think it has to do w/the fact that Kurama's here. I don't kno but whatever.
Sishi: What about us?
Akuzmi: Ya kno, you all complain about me quite a deal so I don't kno why you're here either but I like the company so I don't mind (except 4 Koga).
And this is where I end my tirade! I'm just cranky 'cuz we had PSAT today so yea. . .I'm always cranky after evil tests like that. So why do I voluntarily take them? Who knows?