I don't own Ouran blah no one cares cool.

Ok wow, its been so long since I last updated, and I am so sorry for those who have been reading this. I've been really busy and this just kinda escaped from my mind. But yeah then I got bored and stressed one day and was like hmm this should calm me down , ok anyway my brain is a tad bit fuzzled atm so please forgive me if the writing is more horrible than usual and if the story is missing pieces I tried my best to make it run smooth but yeah

Thanks to those who reviewed because it really was one of the main reasons I decided to upload again the thought of someone reading and enjoying my writing makes me happy and motivated so yeah WOOOOOOO! I'm in a weird mood sorry guys haha. Ok ENJOY!

Well, the past few weeks for me have been….interesting. First of all, girls at Ouran, they're crazy. I could see at first that they idolised the host club, but the more time I spent there, the more I realised that its far pass 'idolisation'. You see to these girls, these guys are royalty, and they have a burning desire to serve as their humble subjects. It's crazy. I've been trying to figure out how they do it, my biggest guess is mind control, I think they must put something in the tea. Oh and not only that, Hikaru and Kaoru are sticking to their promise of making my life hell. They've tried to prank me so many times, however, to their dismay, I am a master when it comes to pranks.

At my old school in London you had to be on the tip of your toes every second of the day, because if you weren't the boys would take advantage, and in the end you would trundle home wearing a suit of cake mixture. I never performed pranks myself, I found them too immature and a waste of my time, but I was an expert when it came to detecting them, and all the traps Hikaru and Kaoru set up for me I could see, I was always two steps ahead of the mischievous devils, which frustrated them immensely. Last week after another failed attempt I decided it was time to tell them to give up.

"Oi Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, maybe you should stop with your five year old pranks and focus more on perfecting your twincest act for the host club. I mean after all, it's starting to get a bit dull. All I'm saying is, you're gonna have to up your game if you want to trap me in one of your Denis the Menace acts." It seems that these little words of advice made them both more determined in getting me.

This then made them come up with the brilliant plan of stealing my clothes. It happened just a few days after I told them to stop. I was down the hall in the shower getting ready for yet another fabulous day at school. I left my uniform hanging on the door knob so I could quickly dry myself and get changed. Yet once I was done with my shower I came to realise that both my towel and my uniform had grown legs and walked away. Of course I knew who had done it, and to be quite honest it was pretty good on their behalf. I was left with two choices and both would result in humiliation. The first was I could sit here in the bathroom yelling for help until someone came to my aid and the second was bolting back into my room as fast as a could.

But I went for option three. I burst out of the door and walked briskly down the hallway towards the bedroom in which the two beasts resided in. When I reached my destination (which seemed like forever due to the size of the place) I kicked down their door with brute strength and casually strode into their room and positioned myself right in front of them, wearing nothing but my dripping wet birthday suit.

"If you don't mind" I said calmly "I'll be needing my towel and uniform back, I do need to get ready for school after all."

The look on their faces was priceless, if only I had a camera. At the same time they both slowly pointed to the corner of the room where on the desk lay my things.

"Oh, right, there they are. Ok thanks guys"

As I walked out of the room with a smirk of delight on my face, I glanced back quickly and saw that they still had the stupid, dumb found expressions on their face.

But my victory wasn't lived out for much longer because when I arrived at school, my mood was quickly changed. At the time I didn't know what was going on, but for some reason all the girls were glaring at me with expressions of hate. If looks could kill, let me tell you, I would've died more than 100 times in just 5 minutes. I quickly ran into the bathroom to see if I had something on my face, or in my teeth. But there was nothing wrong with my appearance. And I knew for sure that I had done or said nothing because over the weeks I had been at Ouran I kept my distance from pretty much everyone. Something was going down, and I needed to find out right away.

As I walked into the classroom I received a pletiful dose of death glares from all the girls. But I pretended to ignore them and make my way straight towards Haruhi.

"Oi! Haru! What's happening? Did I do something wrong?"

She stared at my with her big brown eyes and asked

"Why didn't you tell me Aya?"

"Tell you what?"

"That you and Hikaru are engaged?"

You know when something bad happens, and you get feel a large poisonous lump begin to form in your mouth? Well I had that, cept mine was ten times worse than the usual.

"H-How do you know about that?" I croaked

"You didn't answer my question Haruhi, why didn't you tell me about this?"

Heaving a deep sigh I said "Haruhi, I wanted to tell you, I really did, but I just didn't know how. Please understand that I was going to someday, just right now wasn't the time. I guess my plan was ruined though huh? Please forgive me Haru"

She lightly chuckled and put her hand on my shoulder reassuringly "It's ok Aya, I get it"

Suddenly a wave of wails filled the room, I looked at the door and there stood Hikaru and Kaoru.

"OH HIKARU!" One of the girls screamed "IT'S JUST TOO UNFAIR THAT THE LOVE BETWEEN YOU AND KAORU IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN BY HER!" She burst into tears and three of her friends came to comfort her. A flood of anger overcame me and I quickly stomped over to Hikaru and dragged him out of the classroom.

I was so pissed off, why the hell did he tell everyone? I was confused as well he was the one telling me that there would be dire consequences if I told anyone about the engagement. After dragging him into a nearby broom closet I slammed him against the wall. I tried my best to come off as the stronger one in the situation, but that plan failed considering we were so tightly packed. But that didn't matter right now.

"What the hell were you thinking! What possessed you to tell the whole school about this stupid engagement?"

Instead of the smug look I was expecting he wore one of confusion instead.

"What? I didn't tell anyone, I thought it was you."

"Why the hell would I want people to know that one day I'll have to marry a stupid idiot?" I hissed.

"Ok, I get it. But if none of us told anyone, then who did?"

At the same time we both began to ponder and calculate.

"The only people I can think of are either Kaoru, your mother, or my uncle" I looked at Hikaru to see if he agreed.

"No, I don't think it was any of them, my mother and your uncle wouldn't spread the news so casually, that sort of news would only be told at a special party or something. And Kaoru definitely didn't tell anyone."

"Then who did?"

"Hmm, wait. I think I know who did it, and it makes sense too"

"Really? Who was it?" I asked desperately

"Ok well, our maid happens to be friends with a girl called Sato Emi's maid. Maybe our maid told her maid who then told Emi. It would make sense that she told everyone too because she happens to visit the host club a lot. She's a big supporter of Kaoru and myself. Look, why don't I go up to her and explain the situation so she stops turning everyone against you."

"Wait, hold up. Why would you want to stop people from shunning me? It's not like it affects you in anyway, in fact it just makes you more popular."

I was shocked and confused with him, why did he want to help me, the impression I got from him was that he despised me. There was a long pause until he replied.

"Well Kaoru and I are meant to be the ones putting you through misery. Not these silly girls."

He then grinned mischievously and I felt my cheeks heat up. I wasn't blushing or anything it was just stuffy in the closet.

Scoffing I said "You really don't have to do this, it's not like a give a crap about what others think of me. But if you feel it's necessary then go ahead. Anyway we should be going back to class"

It had been a long and frustrating day, and it was about to become more tedious because I still had to attend the host club in the afternoon. As I came up to the third music room and opened the door a blur of yellow raced pass me and picked me up in a giant hug. I didn't even need to glance over to see who it was and heaved a deep sigh.

"Tamaki, please put me down."

He began to wail and cry and started flailing me about.

"No! I will not accept this!"

"Accept what?" I replied with a dead pan tone

"This whole matrimony thing!" he pointed at Hikaru and I knew what he was on about "Daddy does NOT give his blessing to you two! I forbid my precious daughter from marrying a bad boy!"

"Tamaki, for the last time, I am not your daughter which also means you have no say in this" He stopped hugging me slowly made his way to the corner to sulk, as he usually did. I felt bad and put my hand on his shoulder, I knew what to say to make him feel better. "But if you were my dad I would thankyou for not forcing me into a marriage I didn't want to be in" once more he was back to his old self.

"I've got a question" Haruhi said "isn't this arranged marriage going to cause some problems in the host club. Not many girls are happy about it and they'll cause trouble for Aya."

"Yes I am well aware of that" stated Kyoya "that's why were having an urgent meeting today instead of serving guests"

I'll admit it; I was extremely relieved to hear that I wouldn't have to be serving guests today, it's not that a care what they think about me, it's more the fact that I am one hundred percent certain that these girls will kill me just so I don't get in the way between Hikaru and Kaoru's 'undying and pure brotherly love'. I genuinely fear for my life each time I walk past one of their crazy fan girls, their eyes say it all "I'm going to rip your flesh off and wear it as a coat" I'm serious, they're really that bad.

"Well then what were you thinking of?" I asked "Will I have to quit the host club?"

Kyoya began to laugh at my question.

"I'll take that as a no then. So then what am I meant to do if all your guests hate me?"

Kyoya looked towards his clip board and replied

"If our guests hate you then our profits will go down, which is the last thing I want, so I've come up with a plan to make our guests sympathise with you instead of despiseing you."

"And how the hell are you gonna do that?"

"We're going to tell our guests that both you and Hikaru have been forced into this"

"We already tried to explain that though, telling them the truth still won't do anything"

"Ahh, yes I know, but there's more to the story. You see part of the reason as to why our guests are upset with the arranged marriage is because they don't want to see HIkaru and Kaoru be separated."

"Well great work there Captain Obvious, I know that."

"I'm not done yet" Kyoya said sharply "So to make our guests sympathise with you we're going to tell them that you are deeply in love with a boy back in London and that you two had plans on getting married before you were stolen away by your Uncle and taken here. And now your ambition is to escape back to your lovers arms in London"

There was a long silence until I suddenly burst into buckets of laugher.

"Are you for real? Do you honestly think people will fall for that?"

I looked over my shoulder towards Tamaki who had tears streaming down his face.

"That is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard" he sniffed loudly "It makes me want to help you with your quest Aya"

Haruhi turned towards me with a blank expression and rolled her eyes, a light chuckle escaped from my lips.

"Well I see our King seems to enjoy the story. One thing you need to learn about our customers Misaki San is that they are very big fans of romance. Anyway, what I need you to do is play along with the story." Kyoya looked over at me with that evil glance which sent chills down my spine "So are we al clear on this now? I hope you won't have any problems with playing along, otherwise, well I wouldn't like to describe what might happen, but you get it right?"

Overflowing with fear I nodded my head slowly. I didn't like this whole playing along idea, but what else was I supposed to do? I groaned and slumped myself on the nearest couch burying my face in a pillow. I did not like this, why me?

Once more sorry for the poor quality of this chapter, anyway I hope you enjoyed it and I will promise to update sooner next time. I'm going to be very busy over the next month so not that soon, or maybe if I can fit in some time to write. Anyway see you next time.

Also if you want me to write quicker as I have said before reviews really inspire me to write so yeah hint hint nudge nudge