Siegfried's and Cloud's world.
Xianghua and Xiaoyu walk inside of the boys' room, finding Cloud and Siegfried still asleep. Siegfried and Cloud were in a position too akward to even mention even though this a rated M fanfiction. Okay, Siegfried was kissing Cloud's ass while Cloud was smiling because Siegfried was licking Cloud 'somewhere' subconsciously.
"Should we..." Xiaoyu looked at Xianghua.
"Interrupt? I think they'll get mad at us..." Xianghua and Xiaoyu left the room.
Meanwhile, Siegfried and Cloud murmur in their sleep.
"Mmmm. You taste so good." Siegfried was dreaming of a banana split.
"Hehe, that tickles." Cloud dreamt being in the middle of a orgy of feathers.
"Split..." Siegfried said. Cloud spreaded his legs.
Back to Heihachi, Nightmare and Spawn inside of an unfinished Death Star.
"A little to the left. Left. I said left, you stupid Lego construction workers," Heihachi scowled. All the workers turned around to stare at Heihachi. Their blockheads turned back to working.
"So, what's my role in this?" Spawn asked.
"I don't know."
"So why am I here?"
"Because you're ugly," Nightmare said.
"Shut up, you're ugly, too," Spawn retorted.
"Yo' mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application," Nightmare said.
"Yeah? Yo' mama so stupid when yo' dad said it's chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon."
"Yo' mama so stupid she uses lipstick on her head to make-up her mind."
"Yo' mama so fat NASA declares her as the 10th planet."
"Yo' mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family."
"Yo' mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear, 'CAUTION: WIDE TURN'."
"Yo' mama's a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn."
"Yo' mama's like racecars. She burns 50 rubbers."
"Knock it off, guys!" Heihachi barked. Nightmare and Spawned look at Heihachi. They stared for a minute and tumbleweed rolls past them.
"Yo' so old you knew Burger King when he was a prince," Nightmare said.
"Yo' like a toilet. Fat, white and smells like shit," Spawn said.
"Yo' so poor your face is on foodstamp," Heihachi said.
"Harsh, man," Nightmare said.
"Sorry, Mr. Wealthy!" Spawn scoffed.
"Shut up already! Let's get back to work." Heihachi put his construction worker hat on while a brick flies to his head, bouncing off. Nightmare looked at Spawn, and Spawn looked at Nightmare.
"Yo' mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook," Spawn said.
"QUIT IT!" Heihachi yelled.
"Fiiine," Nightmare and Spawn chorused. Kazuya enters the room wearing a black tank-top and a mini-skirt.
"What the..."
"That old fart wanted me to wear a black suit." Kazuya pointed at Heihachi.
"I didn't say it would be a gimpy suit, Brittany," Heihachi said. Kazuya turned around, making it look like Heihachi was talking to somebody else.
"Hey, I know you. Weren't you on 'Oops, I did it again'?" Nightmare asked.
"How do you know?" Spawn looked at Nightmare.
"I have an album."
"Oh."
"Shut up. That was ages ago." Kazuya turned to Heihachi.
"Now... time to begin our plan for universal domination! Bwuahaha!" Heihachi releases a fart blaster.
"You sick fart," Nightmare, Kazuya and Spawn said. They put on gas masks.
"Thank you." Heihachi continued watching the workers. Some fainted, and a girder fell on his construction hat. It bounced off.
Meanwhile, as Reno enters Queen Amidala's palace by distracting the guards.
"What it is this, 'porn' you speak of?" the guard asked.
"Oh, man. The greatest thing ever. You get a ho' and a douchebag and make 'em fuck, you get it? Like... TSENG AND ELENA!" Reno broke down hysterically.
"What is this, 'fuck' you speak of?" the other guard asked.
"What? You never heard of that shit? Man, you must be a virgin." Reno laughed.
"No. My mate and I engage in pre-procreation every nightly hour." Reno stopped laughing.
"Who's ya' mate?"
"Him," the guard said, pointing at the guard next to him.
"What the..."
"We do this 'fucking' you speak of during the hours of the moon."
"Ya' asses are weird. Hey, who's that?" Reno noticed a Japanese woman entering the palace.
"That's Queen Amidala."
"She bangin'."
"Banging?"
"She's hot, man."
"Oh, no! We must save her!" the guards yelled, running over to the queen.
"Wha..." Reno noticed them spraying her with fire extinguishers.
"Oh. Uh oh." Reno ran away from the scene.
Reno kept running until he bumped into somebody.
"Watch where ya' goin', ya' ass!" Reno shook his head.
"Fuck off!" Hwoarang got up.
"What the..." Reno looked at Hwoarang.
"... fuck?" Hwoarang looked at Reno. Hwoarang put his thumb on his chin, and Reno did the same. They walked around in circles.
"Ya' pretty good lookin'," Reno said.
"I can say the same," Hwoarang said. He saw an add behind Reno and took it.
"What's that?" Reno asked.
"It's some add to join an army. Clone Troopers. Wanna join? They have free burger Fridays," Hwoarang said.
"It's better than hangin' around with those two." Reno pointed behind him where the two guards were making out.
"Awesome. Let's sign up."
Some far off land in Naboo.
"Are we safe? Are we safe?!" Tifa peaked.
"Shhh. Stay down." Chris put a finger on his lip. Tifa quickly sat on Chris' lap.
"You two are getting too close," Matt said.
"We are not!" Tifa objected.
"There's an extra seat right next to me."
"But-but-but!" Tifa started.
"Oh, come on! Matt's not that creepy!" Chris complained.
"Why me?" Matt looked up in the air.
"What's wrong with..." Tifa was about to ask, but her eyes went wide.
"Now... that is not me," Chris said.
"What is?" Matt looked at Tifa biting her lip.
"Matt. I need help."
"For what?"
"Get her off me before she starts thinking something else."
"Okay." Matt held up a naked picture of Red XIII.
"Ew!" Tifa jumped off from Chris' lap. Chris pulled off some stick that was in between his lap, making it appear as something Tifa thought she felt.
"Oh. I thought... hehe." Tifa turned around.
"I think it's clear." Matt got out from behind a huge boulder. The other two came out.
"What the..." Tifa, Chris and Matt stared at a herd of fan girls grazing on grass. They saw the three, got their things and started running towards them.
"We want yaoi! We want yaoi! We want yaoi!" fan girls chanted.
"Let's get out of here!" Tifa grabbed Chris' hand and ran.
"Great." Matt chases the two.
Korean shower room.
"Aaaaaalllllmooooooosssssttttt theeeeeeerrrrreeeeee!" Yunseong slowly approached the girls' shower room. Some girls came out.
"That was great!"
"Yeah, warm water. What more could you ask?"
"I am so refreshed."
"Yeah, I'll catch up with you guys later," Mina said, walking up to Yunseong.
"Uuuuuuhhhhhh-ooooooohhhhhh!" Yunseong slowly turned around, trying to run as fast as he can. Running speed: negative 1mph. Time reaching the girls' showers: 4 hours after a boosted headstart from a cannon. Getting prepared for a can o' whoop-ass: timeless. Seong Mina began cracking her knuckles. But before she could attack, some green light sucked up Yunseong.
"Hey, where did he go?" Mina looked around. Before she knew it, she was sucked into the green light, too.
Hell.
"It's okay, Diane. I'm sure he'll come back," the Malebolgia said, patting Violator.
"But it's not the same!" Violater blew on its handkerchief. Satan, Hitler and Albert Einstein nodded.
Back to the gang at the penthouse.
"What's wrong, Jin?" Kilik asked a shaking Jin.
"As-as-as-as-asuka..." Jin stuttered.
"What about Asuka?" Xianghua started patting his back. Asuka came into the room. She shot Jin a death glare, giving a 'You better not tell them I was masturbating to Matt's naked pictures' look.
"She-she-she.." Jin was about to say, but Matt, Chris and Tifa, being piggybacked on Chris, entered the room and locked the doors.
"What happened to you?" Kilik asked.
"Kilik, grab that chair!" Chris pointed at the chair while the three press their backs against the door.
"Okay." Kilik went and got it.
"Oh, Matt! Where have you been?" Asuka was about to throw herself around Matt when suddenly...
"Holy hell!" Xianghua shrieked when the door was rammed by fan girls being led by a very large woman with a club.
"Me want yaoi! Me want yaoi!" the Neanderthal smashed the floor with her club.
"We're doomed." Kilik grabbed his Kali-Yuga, Xianghua was with her unnamed Chinese sword, Jin was in a fighting stance while Tifa and Asuka were clinging to Chris and Matt.
"Somehow, I feel like this world is conspiring to terminate me." Chris shook his head.
"Why are we doing this again?" Matt asked while Asuka pulled on his hand.
"Because we're the authors." Chris threw a flashbang on the ground and ran. The others followed.
"Hey, where'd they go?" the girls were looking around after the blindings subsided.
"Hi!" Enrique Iglesias waved.
"Nooooooooo!" the girls screamed.
Will... yeah, I'm getting tired of asking you people stuff. Just stay tuned.
"Oh, Chris, thanks for saving me!" Tifa rubs all over Chris.
"Why is this happening to me?"
"Because we're authors," Matt said. He was trying to pry Asuka off.
"My hero!" Tifa and Asuka said.
"Nooooooo!"