Best Friend Dragon

Summary: Once, 2 thousand years ago, an egg, a whole foot long, cracked. And out of the cracks came a crying new born baby girl. The loud cries reached the ears of a middle aged farmer. And that, my friends, is where our story begins.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

Karakura Town

After The Hueco Mundo Crew Left

"Alright! So, since Ryo, Chizuru and Michiru don't have a lot of experience fighting hollows, or fighting at all, they will help move those injured out of the way for other battles, after the fight, of course. Tessai will be here to heal any of you; Yoruichi and I will join in and help out as soon as I finish something." Urahara said happily, as if they were just playing a game and not going to war. "… Well? Shouldn't you be going?" the green clad man asked when no one moved, or complained.

"… Why are we taking orders from you?" Soi Fong asked, folding her arms over her stomach.

"I don't see anyone else talking, and I've been here a hundred years and I trained them. Who is better then I?" the flamboyant man asked behind his ever present fan, watching amusedly as the other taicho agreed and the short woman clenched her fist in anger.

Now

''Help move those injured out oft he way for other battles' he said. Hump! If we even step one foot within a mile of the battle field, we'd be killed on sight! And we can't even fight for our lives, for crying out loud. How the hell are we supposed to help!? Moe (*1).' Michiru thought as Ryo and Chizuru argued about which plan would be best to help Soi Fong; run as hell, grab her and run out, Chizuru's idea or Chizuru creates a distraction while Ryo and Michiru grab the taicho, Ryo's idea.

Seriously, they're both stupid. They wouldn't be able to run fast enough and Chizuru would die distracting the arrancar. There's no way they could help without getting in the way or dying. Sigh.

"Guys… guys…? GUYS!" 'Sigh… they're not listening…'

WAWAWA333: Sorry it took so long everyone. I had writer's block. It also didn't help that they didn't show how Rukia, Renji and Chad dealt with Yammy yet. Oh, and please check out Best Friend Princess sometime. I have a few other ideas for the Best Friend series. Please review cause I want to combine all of them in one story after they're all done, but I need ideas like who should Tatsuki end up with in Princess. So, R &R (Seriously, what does that mean?) ^_^

(*1): I think it means 'I'm pouting here! Someone comfort me!