Fairy Tale: Little Red Riding Hood
Rated: T (tiny bit of language)
Cast: Robin, Nami, Franky, and Chopper
A/N: I like this one, just a small taste of wacky :)
Once Upon a Time…
"Little Robin, will you please take this basket of medicine and deliver it to Nami, she is terribly Ill," Chopper informed the small girl in a red hood.
Robin took the basket into her hands, "Of course doctor Chopper-kun, where does she live?"
"If you take the path through the woods you should be able to find her cottage," Chopper said, "And please be careful, go straight to Nami's house ad come straight home."
"I won't be long," Robin obliged. She left the house and quickly located her route on the dirt path that went straight through the dense forest.
On the way there, Robin saw a small blueberry bush. "Those look absolutely delicious, I should pick some for Nami as well," She considered out loud. She set her basket down and started to pick the blueberries, eating a few as well.
There was a small rustle in a bush behind her. Robin stood up quickly and looked around. There was no one in sight. She picked up her basket and continued her walk down the path hastily. She could hear heavy footsteps pursuing her. Closer and closer…
Once in range Robin hung the basket in the crook of her elbow and crossed her arms. "Dos Fleur,"
Two arms sprouted out of the ground and grabbed on to her pursuer's legs. It spooked the pursuer and caused him to fall on his face.
"Why have you been following me?" Robin asked harshly. She gasped when she looked at him. It was a wolf that could walk on two legs, it had a long snout with three chins, sunglasses, tall light blue hair and a speedo. "Are you a perverted wolf?"
"I am not perverted! I was… I was just lost! Ya, and I was going to ask you for directions, so where are you going?"
"I'm just delivering my basket of goods to Nami-san, who is sick and lives in a cottage at the end of the road," Robin explained.
"Ooh, when you say goods, do you mean cola?" The wolf asked sniffing the basket.
Robin pulled the basket away from him "I don't know, if cola is some type of medicine I guess," She said uneasily.
"Well then, I have to go, thank you miss," He said and trotted off back into the woods. Out of hearing range, he snickered with a new plan of attack. If he could pretend to be "Nami-san" then he would get the goods in that basket.
At Nami's cottage there was a quiet rapping on the door.
"Who is it?" Nami called meekly while she rested in bed.
"Uh… I'm here to deliver some medicine, I'm the girl in the red hood," The big bad wolf tried to disguise his voice.
"Oh Robin, is that you? You sound so gruff," Nami said.
"Well, I just have a cough is all, may I come in?" The wolf asked.
"Yes you may, just lift the latch and come in," She coughed into her thick blanket.
The wolf came in and grinned wickedly, "You look super lady, super enough to eat!"
"What? You're that perverted wolf that I saw dancing in the forest one day," Nami accused.
"I am not a pervert! And I'm here to eat you!" The wolf threatened, licking his lips.
"Like you are," Nami strained her voice. She leapt out of bed and kicked the wolf in the nether regions. The wolf howled in pain and fell to the ground, clutching his family jewels.
Robin suddenly came in, "What happened here Nami-san?" She asked worriedly, looking down at the wolf.
"Oh nothing dear, just had to take care of some business. Will you excuse me?" Nami said pleasantly and resumed beating up the poor wolf.
The wolf got up with a snarl and scurried out of the cottage and back into the forest. "And stay out, you pervert!" Nami shook a fist at him.
"I guess you won't need this medicine after all," Robin grinned.
"Oh, I guess not, there was medicine in that basket?" Nami asked.
Robin peered inside the basket and realized she wasn't carrying medicine at all. She was in fact, carrying three bottles of cola. "Whoops, no wonder the wolf wanted this," She chuckled.
The End…
A/N: Aww poor Franky... hmm I wonder how long this set of drabbles will carry on, theres so many fariy tales and nursery rhymes out there... Well, Reviews are always appreciated! and Critics are even more appreciated!