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If anybody is wondering, there are going to be 24 episodes in this series, including the Aftermath specials.

"Last time on Total Drama: Kazan Island!" Chris begins to announce. "The 3 teams faced off in a Rapunzel themed challenge, which may or may not have been leftovers from Total Drama Action. In the challenge, one member from each team would climb their respective towers and weave extensions into their hair and let it down so the rest of the team could climb up. After each team got to the top, they would search for a hidden diamond within the tower. Last team back would have to face elimination, which ended up being the Bucks because of Sierra's pushy campaign against Dawn to take the diamond to Cody herself. In the end, Sierra got the boot for being a major creepo, but not before apologizing for her terrible actions."

"Who will go home this episode? Who will get just that much closer to the sweet cashola? Find out right now, right here on Total. Drama. Kazan Island!"

The camera pans to Cody and Harold looking at a toy magazine.

DJ walks over to them. "What's that?"

"It's a magic Steve's magic toy collection magazine." Harold replies.

"The mega-bot 3000 is on sale for only 30 dollars!" Cody exclaims.

"Aren't you guys a little too old to be playing with toys like that?" DJ asks.

"This isn't just any toy DJ, this is the future of mega bots as we know it." Harold explains geekily.

"It has pop rocks powered jets, a catapult, and real laser beam eyes." Cody describes. "This isn't kids stuff."

"Okay, have fun." DJ states as he walks out of the cabin to see Eva running on the treadmill.

"I see you built the treadmill." DJ conversates.

"Yup, top of the line quality too." Eva responds. "I'm surprised, this show usually cheaps out on production."

Katie walks over to them. "Hey, you guys fixed the treadmill."

"Yup, only took forever." Noah snarks as he wanders over with Izzy.

"Well mind if I take a crack at it?" Katie asks.

"Sure." Eva replies as she jumps off the treadmill. "All yours."

"Nice!" Katie cheers as she jumps on and starts running.

PSSSH. The camera shows Katie in the confessional. "Yeah, I need to work out more. You see how athletic the other contestants are?"

As Katie runs on the treadmill Dakota walks out and wanders over to her.

"Ew… what are you doing?" she asks.

"Working out?" She replies, confused.

"Ew gross, make sure you shower after that." Dakota whines.

They make blank faces at each other and then start laughing.

"No Katie stop it!" She yells aloud as she slaps herself and falls off the treadmill.

"Um… Okay… well that's um… you need help?" Dakota asks.

"No-no, I'm fine." Katie slurs as she gets up.

"You need an ice pack or something?"

"Nawz, I got thiz, let's go get ready for breakfast." Katie grumbles as she walks in one direction with her eyes crossed.

Dakota spins her around. "The bathroom is that way."

"Right right, I knew that."

The camera swaps to Dawn and Cody giggling on the porch as DJ approaches them.

"What are you two love birds laughing about?" DJ asks.

"Oh nothing." Dawn replies. "Speaking of birds, my seagull was saying your name again this morning."

"Really?" DJ squeaks.

"Yup, he's in my cabin. Why don't you go see him?"

"Will do." He replies as he walks into the cabin.

"Birds can say people names?" Cody questions.

"No. Well, at least not in the normal way humans conversate." Dawn responds.

"Then why did you say that?"

"Because, I feel bad for what happened to DJ in World Tour. I could never deal with hurting my animal friends."

"Oh, well that's nice." Cody says as looks into the distance. "Look at those.. Um… trees." He mumbles awkwardly.

"I know right?" Dawn questions. "They're so whimsical. And not only that, but they provide so many homes for woodland creatures."

PSSSH. The camera shows Cody in the confessional. "I get way too nervous around Dawn, especially because when I look at her face, all I see is Sierra…"

Chris starts shouting over the loudspeakers. "Morning campers, get ready and head to the mess hall for a very special breakfast."

The camera swaps to Tyler, Noah, and Brick in the bathroom.

Tyler heaves and ho's as he strains to put his bag on the counter.

"Need some help?" Brick asks.

"No, I got this, trust me." Tyler replies as he begins to sweat.

"Really?" Noah questions. "Because, it seems like you're struggling."

"Nope, I'm fine, just part of my normal exercise routine."

"What's in your bag anyways?" Noah interrogates.

Tyler zips open his bag. "Miniature Alejandro sculptures." He announces proudly.

"What? Why?" Noah asks with a look of disgust on his face. "Like I've said before, he's like an eel dipped in oil."

"He's not that bad." Tyler states.

"He ruined your chance at a million dollars." Noah sneers.

"He just wanted to win, that's all. Plus, he's my only follower on Snap-blog."

"I'm sure he is Tyler… I'm sure he is." Noah snarks as he slow-claps.

Brick gets his hair dye out of his bag and begins to lather it on.

"Oh no, not this again." Noah moans.

"What? It reminds me of WAR!"

"Huh, that's dark coming from you G-I-Joke."

"Hey, only Jo can call me that!"

"Really?" Noah asks. "Like how you would be cool with a girlfriend calling you a name like that? Hmmmmm." Noah stretches his neck out to Brick in a cartoony fashion.

"Of course not! Jo is despicable, and manipulative and…"

He is cut off by Tyler. "And hot!"

Brick and Noah stare at him awkwardly.

"What?"

The camera swaps to the teams sitting in the mess hall.

Justin picks Scott's arm up while he's eating his food.

"Your skin pigmentation looks like it needs some dihydroxyacetone." He states.

"Huh, I'm impressed. That's a big word for you." Scott replies.

Chris walks into the room and winks at Chef who is behind the counter.

"Hello campers, today's challenge is about to begin." He announces followed by about 5 seconds of silence.

"Sooo… What's the challenge?" Noah asks.

"Your challenge should start, right about…. Now."

The contestants look around, confused.

"I don't get it." Katie snarks.

"Chef, did you forget to put the special powder in the food?" Chris whines.

Chef looks guilty. "Whoops."

"Whatever, initiate plan B."

Chris and Chef put masks on as gas leaks from the room.

"Excuse me? What's happening…" Dakota cries.

The contestants start coughing and then drop to the floor.

"I love this job." Chris gleams.

The camera swaps to the contestants in a truck.

"Oooow." They moan.

"Where are we?" Scott questions.

"We're in a truck, genius." Noah snarks.

"Does anybody remember what happened?" Katie questions aloud.

"I remember Chef and Chris talking about drugging us." Izzy blurts out.

"Oh great, another one of these challenges." Scott moans.

Eva stands up and starts punching the walls. "Let, me, out!"

PSSSH. The camera shows Eva in the confessional. "I have a thing about small spaces."

Bumping sounds are heard before the campers are dumped onto the ground.

"See ya, suckers!" Chef yells before driving off and leaving behind a strange technological device, which he threw out the window.

"What's this?" Tyler asks as he stares at the strange device.

"Pick it up and see." Eva commands.

Tyler brings the strange device close to everybody.

The machine starts speaking as it shows a video of Chris. "Hello, campers. You may be wondering what just happened. Don't worry, we wouldn't leave you here to die… maybe." He laughs.

"I've dropped you guys off on Boney Island, a different Boney Island then the original one near Camp Wawanakwa. Your objective; to try and figure out how to get back to the main island."

"Ugh, great, it's too early for this." Dakota whines as she starts to crouch on the ground.

Scott picks her up and shakes her.

"Is that you, my prince?" She mumbles in a trance.

Scott drops her on the ground. "Get up lazy bones."

"Ooow, hey what gives?"

Dakota and Scott start fighting each other.

Katie comes between them. "Hey guys stop, we have to work together for this challenge, right Justin?"

The camera pans to Justin looking at himself in a pocket sized mirror. "Huh, what did you say Katie?"

"Oh, never mind…" She grumbles as she pulls Dakota and Scott by their ears.

The camera pans to the Bears looking around dazed.

"Uh, which way is the island?" Brick asks.

"Why don't you ask Izzy, she's great at directions." Eva suggests.

The Bears look around and can't find Izzy.

"Izzy? Where'd you go?" Tyler asks.

The Bears hear a chattering sound coming from behind a pile of twigs.

"Izzy? Is that you?" Noah asks.

Izzy jumps out of the bushes. "Rooooar!"

"Aaaaah!" They all scream.

Izzy starts laughing. "Haha, I can't believe you guys fell for that!"

"Izzy, don't scare us like that! We got a challenge to do anyways." Noah asserts.

"What do you guys mean? We're obviously gonna win this challenge." Izzy states.

"Why? The other teams already left?" Noah snarks.

"Did you guys forget?" Izzy asks. "I'm an excellent tracker. I can get us back in no time."

"Well what are you waiting for? Take us back." Eva commands.

Izzy puts her nose to the ground and starts sniffing until she's out of sight from the camera. The Bears look at each other and shrug as they follow her.

The camera swaps to the Bucks wandering around.

"How are we gonna get back?" DJ questions. "I'm freakin' out dude!"

Harold slaps him in the face. "Pull, yourself, together!"

"How can I? We're lost and there's no way we can find our way back." He whimpers.

"Calm down guys! Let's just follow the birds in the air. They're probably migrating to the main island this time of year." Cody explains.

"Oh wow, so knowledgeable." Dawn swoons.

Cody blushes.

"There!" DJ calls out. "There's a bird right there!"

"C'mon guys, let's go!" Harold asserts.

The camera swaps to the Serpents.

"So how do we figure out what direction we need to go?" Justin asks.

"Well, since I have an incredible sense of direction, I say we go that way." Katie suggests as she points north.

"Why don't we go south?" Scott asks. "I can feel the breeze coming from there, which means the coastline is nearby"

"And what makes you think your sense of direction is better than mine?" Katie asks aggressively.

"Oh I don't know, maybe because you got yourself and Sadie lost in that one episode."

"You have no idea what you're talking about…" Katie shouts. "Okay never mind…. Fair point."

"Really?" Scott interrogates as he tilts his head.

PSSSH. The camera shows Scott in the confessional. "Crack? Is that what she smokes? She smokes crack?"

PSSSH. The camera shows Katie in the confessional. "I don't know what came over me… It's not like me to get angry… about most things."

The camera swaps to the Bears following Izzy, who still has her nose pointed towards the ground.

Izzy pushes her head through some bushes. "There!" She shouts as she points at the beach.

"Great job, Izzy!" Brick shouts.

"Izzy you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a beach!" Tyler exclaims.

Noah points to an island. "I'm guessing that island over there with the huge volcano is the one we're after."

"But how are we gonna get over there?" Eva asks.

"We're gonna have to swim!" Izzy bursts out as she jumps into the water.

Brick, Tyler, and Eva shrug as they get into the water. Noah looks nervous.

"What's wrong Noah, can't swim?" Eva teases.

"No, I can't!" Noah responds.

"Oh…Crap…" Eva moans.

The camera swaps to the Bucks looking up at the birds.

"I'm… so… exhausted…" Harold gasps.

"Keep running, I think we're almost there!" Cody commands.

They walk past some trees onto the beach.

"Look, we're here guys!" DJ shouts. "I'm coming mama!"

Cody looks around. "I don't see the island anywhere."

"I guess we're gonna have to walk around until we find it." Harold asserts.

The camera swaps to the Serpents fanning themselves.

"It's…. so…. hot…" Justin pants.

"Oh, you guys are a bunch of big babies." Scott groans. "I can literally hear the waves, let's go!"

"Uh, fine, but I won't enjoy it." Dakota mumbles.

Scott pushes some palm leaves out of the way. "Look, there's the beach!" He exclaims as his team runs into the water.

"Aw, so refreshing." Katie cries.

"You guys see the island anywhere?" Scott asks as he has his hand under his eyes to block the sun.

"There! That must be the one!" Dakota calls out.

"Hey, it is." Scott agrees. "Didn't know your brain had it in it."

Dakota stomps on his toe and he falls down.

"Hehehe." Dakota laughs.

Scott pulls Dakota's leg down and she falls as well.

"Hey! Uncalled for!" She whines.

"Guys, no offense, but shut up." Justin asserts. "Also, how are we gonna get over there?" He asks.

"Look." Dakota points at Katie, who is weaving a boat out of leaves.

"Look guys, I making us a boat!" Katie cheers as she rapidly weaves.

"Where did you learn to do that?" Scott asks.

"I'm a third generation basket weaver champion, duh." She says, like it was obvious. "Now let's get this baby in the water."

The Serpents put the boat in the water and get in it.

Scott grabs some sticks from the shore. "These will come in handy, get paddling."

The camera swaps to the Bears swimming in the water towards the island. Noah is sitting on a pouch made of leaves on Eva's back.

"You doing okay, buddy?" Eva asks.

"Yeah yeah, suuuper fiine." He strains nervously.

The camera swaps to the Bucks running around the island.

"Is that it?" Dawn asks.

"Must be, it has a ginormous volcano on it." Harold snorts.

"How are we gonna get over there?" DJ asks.

"Dawn, can't you tell some dolphins to ride us across or something?" Cody questions.

"I can't talk to underwater animals, that's not how it works." She responds.

"Why is that not how it works?" Cody asks.

Dawn shrugs.

"Well, we have to find some way across." DJ states.

"Can't we just ride on your back?" Dawn asks.

"No way, I-I-I'm not a great swimmer." DJ stutters.

"But you did it for us in Island." Harold says.

"Okay fine, but only cause you guys collectively way about 100 pounds."

The camera shows DJ rapidly swimming as Harold, Dawn, and Cody cheer while on his back.

The camera swaps to the Bears arriving on the Island and crawling on shore.

"Where are the cabins? I don't see them?" Eva asks.

"We swam to the wrong island!" Noah exclaims as he facepalms.

"Uuuugh!" They all groan.

"We can't swim back, it's exhausting." Brick moans.

"Yeah… yeah I second that…" Izzy gasps.

"Pfft, wimps." Noah snarks.

The camera swaps to the Serpents arriving on shore.

"Look, there's Chris!" Dakota yells as she points to him.

"Welcome back." Chris greets as they pull their boat farther into the black sand. "Is that a boat?" He asks. "Impressive."

"Are we the first ones to arrive?" Katie interrogates.

"Yup. Congratulations, you guys win immunity and a prize for coming in first."

The Serpents cheer and jump for their victory.

"And as a first place prize, you guys get this punching bag already put together, that Chef has already carried to your cabin." Chris announces.

"Oh… yay… exercise." Dakota groans.

DJ pulls up on to the shore with his team on his back.

"Chris… I'm… huh… here." DJ gasps.

"Indeed you are. And for coming in 2nd place, your team also wins immunity."

"Woo-hoo!" The team cheers.

DJ buries his face in the sand. "Yaaaaay…"

"And where are the Bears?" He asks.

The Bears arrive on shore and they all fall on the ground.

"Why hello there Bears. Somebody is a little tardy." Chris mocks.

"We swam to the wrong island." Noah sneers.

"Oh, I forgot to mention in the video, there are multiple volcanic islands around here."

"Why didn't you tell us?" Noah asks angrily.

"Sheesh, can't a host forget something every once in a while?" He whines. "Anyways, because you guys arrived last, I'll have fun seeing you at tonight's elimination ceremony."

The camera swaps to Eva, Izzy, and Noah behind the cabin as the sun sets and the horizon is colored a dark orange.

"So, who are we voting for?" Noah asks. "Tyler or Brick?"

"I don't know…" Eva moans. "I've kinda grown a liking to both of them."

"You can't let your feelings get in the way, this is a competition. No hard feelings." Noah asserts.

"Okay… I guess."

The camera swaps to the elimination ceremony.

"Why hello Bears, looks like you guys were a little overdue for another loss." Chris snarks.

"The following players are safe: Eva and Izzy."

"Brick, Tyler, and Noah. One of you must stay, the other must go. Who's it gonna be?" Chris asks.

Chris holds the candied charcoal above his head as dramatic music plays and the camera focuses on dramatic shots of the contestants. "Noah and Brick, you two are safe. Sorry Tyler."

The camera swaps to Tyler walking down the dock with his luggage as he high fives his teammates.

"It was fun while it lasted."

Brick wipes a tear from his eye. "I'm gonna miss you, buddy."

"You too dude." Tyler replies. "I'll have a fun time at the resort though. Woo-hoo!" He shouts as the submarine drives into the ocean.

Chris turns towards the camera. "Tyler has just been voted off the island. Who will go home next episode? Who is going to get into some fights, and who will get one step closer to winning the cash prize? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Kazan Island!"

Elimination Order:

19th: Sadie
18th: Mike
17th: Beth
16th: Zoey
15th: Anne Maria
14th: Sierra
13th: Tyler