A letter from Duke for xxTaintedXFeathersxx, hope you like!
Duke
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I'm straight. Always have been, always will be. I like women, okay? My current crush is Serenity Wheeler, pretty much everyone knows that. So for the love of Dungeon Dice Monsters can you not ship me with Tristan? Or Joey? Or heaven forbid, Pegasus? You guys have to see how weird that is? No? Alright then, nothing is gonna stop you guys from your strange pairings is it?
Honestly I feel like enough of us have complained to you about the shippings for now, so I'm going to change direction and make something else clear. And that is that my game is nothing like Duel Monsters! Does Duel Monsters have dice? No! Does Duel Monsters take place in dungeons? Only a small percentage of the time! Totally different game, yet nobody believes me…
Next time you guys write a fanfiction involving me could you put a line or two in about that please? I'd really appreciate it, because I get so much hate for it…
Sincerely,
Duke Devlin
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