Chapter 10-Omake Festivus for the Restivus
(A/N: HI EVERYBODY! This is the part where you shout back "HI VFSNAKE!" and I explain how sorry I am for not updating this fic sooner. I've been busy with the demands of my many loyal reviewers of Naruto to write chapters for my various fics. As you may know from the title of this, this will be omake based with humor, crazy moments, and a lemon or two just to make it all come together. Did I just throw in a pun? Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter because the next one will be more serious. ENJOY!!!)
Omake #1-Kenpachi's Physical
It was a well known fact that Zaraki Kenpachi rarely ever attended the 4th Divisions ever so mandatory physical examination for all Shinigami within the Seireitei. Even when injured, only Unohana was allowed to patch him up, and leave it at that since the 11th Division Captain would never let her examine him period. Now however, given his most severe injuries to date, he had little choice in the matter, and the fact that the one giving the exam was going to be his future wife kind of prevented him from saying no to it.
Not that Kenpachi didn't mind Unohana's hands caressing his body.
Being wheeled into the room on his customized wheelchair by the Vice Captain of 4th Division Kotetsu Isane, Kenpachi smiled a rare gentle smile at Unohana, and made the woman blush at the sight of it. She wasn't the only one, as Isane had blushed at the sight of it too when she first came to get him, and had to endure the jealous glare of his 4th Seat when taking him away for the examination.
Nemu was almost ordered to stay behind, as he was wheeled away, and had Yachiru not come in to keep the 4th Seat occupied...well there would be quite a chaotic mess being made.
"So I take this physical and then I'm cleared for active duty again?" said Kenpachi, as he slowly got up from his wheelchair, and flex tested his muscles carefully to see if anything was in pain.
"Yes. Once were done, I can clear you for active duty again, and so you regain control of your Division since they've been rather...wild since you've been here," said Unohana, as Kukaku had been put in charge until he was healthy again, and had done nothing to keep her future husbands Division in line.
One group of 11th Division members went so far as to write "Captain Kuchiki smells!" on the said Captain's Division walls with a crude picture of the man with the words "I stink" written in a word bubble.
"I just hope Kukaku can handle all the paperwork. It must have gotten huge during my absence," said Kenpachi, as he began to remove his white medical robes leaving him in his medical pants, and shirtless with all his upper body muscles exposed to them.
Unohana and Isane couldn't help, but blush while thinking perverted thoughts and had to focus to suppress them from becoming reality.
(Currently at the 11th Division)
"Come on Ganju move your lazy ass and do all the paperwork!" said Kukaku, as she was literally whipping her poor brother into doing the large mountain of paperwork that she herself wanted no part of doing, and felt that her brother was being too relaxed for his own good.
"OW! Sis! What are you whipping me for? I'm going as fast as I can here!" said Ganju, as he had several whip marks on his face, and on his body while trying to keep himself glued to the paperwork in front of him.
"Because you need to work faster damn it! My future husband is not going to return to this paperwork the day he gets cleared from the 4th Division after his injuries have healed. NOW MOVE YOUR LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING ASS YOU BAKA!" said Kukaku before she was began whipping him again harder and faster making him scream out in pain.
(Back at the 4th Division)
"Okay Kenpachi-kun, please step forward, and I can examine you now," said Unohana, as she wanted to see how his ability to walk, and test his legs muscles for weakness.
"Can't wait to get your hands on me, eh Uno-chan?" said Kenpachi, as he grinned at her, and she blushed a deeper red at his implication, and Isane looked like she wanted to slap him for it.
Though the Vice Captain's blush was just as red.
Moving forward herself, Unohana went into doctor mode, and began to move her hands over Kenpachi's muscles to see if anything was damaged that even the man himself did not know about. So far her examination of his body showed nothing out of the ordinary, as he let her do her job, and prod his upper body for weaknesses.
The 4th Seat Captain nearly shuddered when her hands travel down Kenpachi's rippled chest down to his stomach that had more muscles then his body had scars. And Kenpachi had A LOT of scars!
'Such a physic. Why didn't I force him to do this sooner?' thought Unohana, as she had to fight back the blush, and the various urges springing forth through her body.
Isane was thinking the same thing, as she was now breathing heavily, and wanted to reach out with her own hands to touch Kenpachi's body.
'Must...resist...urges!' thought Isane, as she could see her Captain fighting them off with little to no success, and had the Vice Captain seen Kenpachi's face she would have seen the shark like grin he was so infamous for.
"Like what you're feeling Uno-chan?" said Kenpachi, as he grinned at the female Captain currently pressing her palms on muscled stomach, and panting heavily while struggling to keep herself composed.
'To hell with control!' thought Unohana, as she moved in, and kissed Kenpachi fiercely on the lips with her hands wrapped around his body feeling the rippling back muscles that had faint lines of scars from past battles.
Kenpachi for his part did not let his hands stay idle, as he moved them around Unohana's own, and moved them down to her rear before giving both cheeks a squeeze that made the 4th Seat Captain nearly let out a squeal from the sensation. There kissing soon became fiercer along with their hands begin groping in other places with both lost in the sea of love and lust.
"I love this side of you. So much passion under all that self control you show everyone when they look at you, but when you're with me, I see a sexy vixen that wants to be let out, and show me just what she can do with those incredibly skilled hands of yours," said Kenpachi, as he moves his hands from her rear to her Captain's coat, which he removes, and then focuses on her upper clothing that he opens up after parting her braided hair without ruining it.
'By the Gods he's burning me up inside,' thought Unohana, as his hands began to feel her breast with strong, yet delicate hands while her own hands went to his medical pants, and loosened them to let them fall to the ground.
"Come join us Isane. We can't let Uno-chan have all the fun," said Kenpachi, as he now made Unohana topless with her D-cup breasts being covered barely by her braids, and was sucking on her neck hitting a sweet spot in the process.
'Did he just say I could join them?' thought Isane, as her body was feeling too hot for wearing clothes, and her hands began removing them without her mind commanding them.
"Kenpachi-kun!" said Unohana, as she had to hold onto him for a moment because of the pleasure he had just sent through her like a bolt of lightning.
"That's my name my sexy Uno-chan," said Kenpachi, as his arms snaked down to her waist to remove the rest of her pants, and then moved his finger into her panties.
Unohana would have screamed out in pleasure had Kenpachi not silenced by his mouth and his tongue dominating hers while he rubbed his index finger around her now wet folds. Behind him, Isane had discarded all her clothing, and was now pressing her body against him before removing his medical underwear to make him just as naked as them.
'HE'S HUGE!' thought Unohana, as she looks down at his waist, and sees the impressive erection that was making her wetter in her womanly folds below.
"Tell me you want this Uno-chan. Tell me you want my 'sword' in your 'sheath' to ride you until you can't have it in you anymore," said Kenpachi, as he was now getting really excited at the feel of two different pair of hands moving along his erection, and their each pair had there own unique feel to it.
"I want it Kenpachi-kun. Give you me your...'sword' and put it in my 'sheath' for as long as you can keep it there," said Unohana, as she couldn't believe she was saying such things, and in front of her Vice Captain no less.
Her naked Vice Captain that is.
Kenpachi grinned at Unohana, as he removed his finger from her pussy while using his free hand to rip off the woman's panties, and positioned his cock before entering into her sacred spot. He loved the way she moaned out his name when he entered, but he stopped moving at the feel of her barrier, and looked at her with some degree of worry since this would be quite painful to do to her considering his size.
'It's a good thing all the rooms were made sound proof after what happened a few years back with Yachiru getting pissed at the 11th Division newbie's for eating her candy stash and she wailed on them to the point of near death,' thought Kenpachi, as he knew that while Unohana was a woman with gentle, yet strong voice, he didn't doubt her screams could echo loudly enough for all of Hueco Mundo to hear.
"Do it Kenpachi-kun. Be my first!" said Unohana, as she held onto him, her heartbeat practically tripling the usual output of beats, and braced herself or the brief pain before the pleasure.
Kenpachi nodded before thrusting into forward all the way and kissed Unohana to muffle the scream she would have produced that even when muffled was still pretty loud. He then held her close, as his cock filled her womanly folds, and waited until the pain left the woman that would soon be his future wife among with several others.
When Unohana felt the pain pass, she squeezed Kenpachi's muscled body with her hands to tell him to keep going, and with this action he picked her up by her rear before laying the woman flat on the back of her desk. Without hesitation, Kenpachi pulled back from Unohana, and then thrust into her full force making the woman gasp in the pleasure that single action had done. Kenpachi didn't stop though, as he repeated it again, and again with quick hard thrusts that made the female 4th Division Captain scream out his name in pleasure.
"By the Gods Uno-chan, your so tight, but perfect all the same, and I wouldn't change anything about you," said Kenpachi, as he kept going at her like animal, and kissed her hungrily all over her body like it was the only thing keeping him alive.
'If he keeps this up, I'm going to...AAAAAAHHHH!' thought Unohana, as she mentally, and physically let out a scream caused from the orgasm.
But Kenpachi didn't stop. He couldn't. How could he? He ravished her like the animal or demon many said he was hitting all of the sensitive orgasm creating nerves that when hit with enough pressure would turn the normally controlled 4th Division Captain into a pile of satisfied orgasm filled mush.
When it was over, Unohana was out like a light, her braided hair had been unbraided, and all she could do was whisper out Kenpachi's name since her throat had become sore from screaming it. As for Kenpachi himself, he felt pretty damn good right now, and judging from the whimper to his right it was going to get better in the next couple of seconds.
Beside him, Isane was feeling the effects of her one of several orgasms from just seeing the two go at it, and was now whimpering with desire at wanting Kenpachi to take her like he did her Captain. Seeing this, Kenpachi pulled out of Unohana despite the woman protesting it since she wanted to keep his tool inside of her, and had Isane bend over the task with her breasts now touching cold wood making the Vice Captain shiver.
"I'll be gentle at first because I know you're a virgin, but after that I'm not making any promises Isa-chan," said Kenpachi into Isane's ear making the woman shiver with excitement, as she looked at her Captain's seemingly out of it look, and knew that look would soon be mirrored on her face.
"Thank you Kenpachi-kun," said Isane, as she leaned back, and kissed him on the lips while moaning at the feel of his erection slowly at an almost painful entering pace before it did enter reaching her hymen in no time.
"Brace yourself," said Kenpachi, as he thrust into Isane in a single moment, which broke her hymen, and made her scream out in pain like she had been stabbed by a zanpakuto.
When Isane's scream finally died down, she looked back Kenpachi, and nodded for him to continue now that the pain was gone. Kenpachi nodded before grinning his infamous shark like grin, as he began to thrust into the 4th Division Vice Captain like he did her Captain, and loved how Isane's pussy felt so good massaging his cock.
"Don't stop Kenpachi-kun! Please don't stop!" said Isane, as she was feeling the intense pleasure from his quick hard merciless thrusts into her pussy, and making squelching noises that sounded beautiful in the Vice Captain's ears.
"I'm not going to stop Isa-chan. Once we're done I'm going to see to it that Uno-chan get another helping of me to further test my muscles to see if I have a clean bill of health and just to be safe we're going to have another go at it too," said Kenpachi, as he reached around, and grabbed Isane's right breasts making her cry out in pleasure.
(Outside the Office-3 Hours Later)
"I wonder what has been going on in there?" said Hanatoro, as the entire 4th Division had been feeling constant pulses of intense spiritual pressure coming from Unohana's office, and it was making the staff feeling faint.
His response came when the door opened and Zaraki Kenpachi came out with his shark like grin on his face wearing his medical clothing before shutting the door behind him so the tiny timid man in front of him could see inside.
"No one goes in there for the rest of the day. Unohana and Isane are resting from giving me my examination. If you or anyone else disturbs their sleep I'll kill you and all that do...slowly," said Kenpachi, as he saw the scared man bow his head in submission while trying to not to drown under the towering form of the 11th Division Captain.
"I-I'll make sure e-everyone knows Captain Z-Zaraki," said Hanatoro, as he knew better, then to go against the imposing man's command, and also knew what would happen if anyone did.
"Good. Oh one more thing...if you or any other male in this Division or the others so much as looks at those two with anything other then respect...," said Kenpachi, as he grabbed Hanatoro by the throat while leaving the threat hanging there, and it made clear that there wasn't going to be a soul in existence that would look at his future wives with lust that would get away with it.
"A-Again, I'll l-let everyone k-know C-Captain Z-Zaraki," said Hanatoro now getting really close to being crushed under the wait of both Kenpachi's grip and his spiritual pressure.
Grinning his shark like grin, which seemed impossible to replicate, Kenpachi let go of the quivering 4th Division member, and left knowing that he had to go to his own Division to restore order to it.
Or rather lessen the chaos that was there without him.
(11th Division-At the Moment)
"OW! Sis, you can stop whipping me, I finished all the paperwork," said Ganju, as he had finally finished the last word of the last sentence on the sweat covered, bloodstained, and slightly damaged paper that was the last of the mountain of paperwork that was on the desk.
"Very good Ganju, I knew my little brother could put his mind to it when you're properly motivated. There is just one little problem," said Kukaku, who looked at her little brother sweetly, and that scared the crap out of Ganju more then a Hollow ever could.
"W-What's that Sis?" said Ganju, as he saw her hand gripping the whip tighter, and he let out a small whimper knowing what she was about to do.
"THAT WAS LAST WEEKS PAPERWORK! YOU STILL HAVE TO FINISH THIS WEEKS PAPERWORK!" yelled out Kukaku, as she pointed to the huge mountain of paperwork behind him, and began whipping her little brother even harder for not even noticing it.
"OW! OW! Where did that mountain of paperwork come from?" said Ganju, as he fell off the chair he was sitting in, and was now being ruthlessly assaulted by his big sister.
Nothing new about that.
End Omake #1
Omake #2-Kenpachi and Nanao's Date
Ise Nanao looked at herself in the mirror, as she spun around in her red kimono with gold rim edges on the shoulder area, and at the knees with an almost giddy expression on her face. Her hair was down in a way that screamed out sexy, as she wondered if she should take off her glasses for this date. The last time she did that caused the late 12th Division Captain that was Nemu's "Father" to fall over into unconsciousness when he tried to attend an SWA Meeting.
While Nanao doubted that would happen to her future husband to be that was Zaraki Kenpachi, she didn't know how he would even react to her without glasses, and hoped that whatever happened wasn't that bad. Her Captain was still pleading with his poor "Nanao-chan" within seconds of getting the Hell Butterfly that informed her that the date she wanted so badly was going to happen in a few hours. Nanao instantly rushed off to her quarters to prepare while her ever lazy and drunk Captain tried to plea for her to go out with him instead.
If Shunsui were a little bit more sober he would realize he was in a closet talking to an old moldy broom that hadn't been used in 1500 years.
When the knock came at the door along with the wave of spiritual pressure only Zaraki Kenpachi could create even when keeping it in check, Nanao flashed stepped to the door, and answered while deciding to keep the glasses on for the moment. Before her was the ever tall, imposing, and warrior like man that was the Captain of the 11th Division she had found to be quite infatuated with.
"Hey Nanao. Damn, you look like a fox right now," said Kenpachi letting out a wolf like whistle making Nanao blush since she had never been told she looked beautiful and had been used to her Captain's perverse flirting that made her want to use kido on the thing between his legs.
Something she had been tempted to do more then once on many occasions.
"Thank you Zar-I mean Kenpachi-kun. You look very handsome yourself today," said Nanao, as she saw the man was wearing his Captain's coat, and the rest of his uniform with the exception of his hair being gelled with bells attached to it.
Once more, Nanao had to hold back the urge to reach out, and feel his hair between her fingers.
"Well, I wouldn't call myself handsome considering how scarred my body is underneath my clothing, and my face is not exactly something that draws a crowd in a good way," said Kenpachi, as he knew his face wasn't like pretty boy Kuchiki, and wasn't of noble blood if the man's constant reminders to people was any indication.
"Says all the jealous men in Soul Society, who can get their own girl, and want to take it out on someone," said Nanao, as she put her arms around his big right one, and looked at him with soothing eyes.
"Yeah, you're right. Let's go on our date before I unknowingly ruin it," said Kenpachi, as he scoops the woman up with the arm she was holding onto, and moved quickly to their intended destination.
(Blade's Sheath Restaurant)
Kenpachi stopped at their destination with a shocked Ise Nanao now being placed gently feet first onto solid ground with her clinging to the man's coat until her body's balance had been restored. Kenpachi grinned at seeing the swirly eyes the woman had from how he ran towards the restaurant and loved how she grabbed onto him after he stopped.
He was the storm and the rock in it all in one.
'How can Yachiru not be dizzy by his running?' thought Nanao, as she finally regained her balance, and readjusted her glasses that had nearly fallen off.
"I setup a private booth for us so we won't be interrupted by everyone around us," said Kenpachi, as he knew people were still getting use to the news that he was soon getting married to multiple women, and many men were calling him the luckiest son of a bitch in Seireitei.
"That's good. I wanted to have a private dinner with you again away from the eyes of others. It will give us a chance to communicate deeply again like last time," said Nanao, as she felt such dinners were the best since they allowed the two people involved in it to talk about things that they couldn't with other people present.
They entered the restaurant with together with the greeter looking at the two before greeting them and had them follow him to take the couple to their private booth in the back of the restaurant. The waiter came soon after taking their orders before leaving so they could have their alone time that they had been wanting to have with each other so very much.
"So how has everything been with you since I've been at the 4th Division healing my wounds?" said Kenpachi, as he wanted to know how she was doing, and hoped she didn't fear him after what happened.
Sure they got over that hurdle before when he regained consciousness, but Kenpachi was never one to underestimate the mind of a woman, and how quickly it can change like the wind.
"Good. My Captain is still whining about how I'm going to marry you soon and has been trying to win me over just so I would reconsider. He failed miserably of course," said Nanao seeing the gears going through Kenpachi's head in ringing her Captain's neck and she wondered if she just signed Shunsui's death warrant?
"Can't blame him for trying since you are beautiful whether it's with your hair all tied up or is all free flowing like it is now. Even without the glasses, I'm willing to bet you look good enough to eat, and I would never get tired of you," said Kenpachi, as he had heard the story from Yachiru of how the woman had taken off her glasses once, and caused the late Kurotsuchi.
Whatever it was that made Kurotsuchi falling unconscious, Kenpachi knew he would love to see it, and wanted to see her without the glasses if possible.
"Do you want to see me without them? I could show you?" said Nanao, as she saw the man about to answer, but the waiters came in with their food before he could, and he waited until they were gone.
"I would like that if you don't mind," said Kenpachi, as he grinned a gentle grin at her, and Nanao once more blushed while feeling heat spread throughout her body.
"If by some chance you fall into unconsciousness, then I apologize for it, and hope you do not wish to end our relationship," said Nanao, as she let out a quick breath, closed her eyes before she removed her glasses, and then opened them to stare at her date Zaraki Kenpachi.
And for the first time ever, Nanao was the first to witness Zaraki Kenpachi blush, and look at her with eyes filled with not only love...but lust as well.
Before she could ask him if he was all right from breathing so heavily, Kenpachi grabbed her by the waist, pulled her into his lap, and began kissing her with intense hunger. For Nanao, she was shocked as Hell had fire, and before her mind could even tell her to stop him from what he was doing...she had already surrendered.
(3 Hours Later)
When the couple left their booth (what was left of it anyway), they found the people in Blade's Sheath were out of it from the blast of intense spiritual energy the two had made together. Placing the cash on the counter, the two clothing ruffled couple left the place, and decided to do this sometime before the end of the week.
From that day forward, Nanao would stop wearing glasses when she was alone with him.
End Omake #2
Omake #3-Sparring with Soi Fong
"Almost there," said Soi Fong to herself, as she was prowling around searching for someone deep in one of the forest region of Seireitei with a look of hunger, and lust for her intentional target that she could sense was here.
No it wasn't Yoruichi.
Landing on a tree branch at the edge of a clearing originally unknown to her, Soi Fong saw her target, and licked her lips hungrily at the sight before her. In front of her was a shirtless, exercising, and flaring his spiritual energy in a way that was erotic in her eyes. Watching Kenpachi further, Soi Fong watched him sparring with what seemed to be an imaginary foe she couldn't see, and she wondered if he was fighting the demons inside his head she had witnessed before running around his head.
Her musings stopped when her tree began to fall to the side and forced the 2nd Division Captain to leap off the tree before it hit the ground with a loud "CRASH!" upon impact. When she turned, Soi Fong saw a grinning Zaraki Kenpachi, and the look that said "I caught you, you naughty girl" making her grin sheepishly at him.
"What do we have here? I didn't know the 2nd Division Captain in charge of the Special Forces was a peeping tom," said Kenpachi, as he walked over to Soi Fong, who blushed heavily at that, and looked like a kid caught with her hand in the cookie jar.
"It's not like that! I just wanted to spar with you after what happened before and how you beat me last time made me realize that I needed to step up my training. Who better to spar with, then the great Zaraki Kenpachi, and my future husband?" said Soi Fong, as she had removed her Captain's coat, and she saw his grin increase further.
"Has anyone ever told you how sexy you look in that uniform?" said Kenpachi, as he saw her blushing at the compliment, and how it seemed to make her look even sexier.
"I could say the same about you right now being all shirtless, showing all those scars off, and those muscles that can make women drool. Though I don't need to tell you that, do I Kenpachi-kun?" said Soi Fong, as she winked at him, and he grinned while showing off his teeth that made him look beastly.
Considering all the women he was going to marry, it didn't matter if women drooled over his current appearance since he was already having sex with them whenever he was in their company, and Kenpachi wasn't going to say life was good because it WAS good.
Oh yes. It was very good indeed.
"If you want, you can be shirtless too," said Kenpachi making Soi Fong really blush red now at the implication and while she was use to seeing Yoruichi nude...she didn't feel that comfortable in revealing that much of her body around him.
Not yet anyway.
"Pervert! Who do I look like? Yoruichi-sama?" said Soi Fong, who instinctively tried to cover herself up with her arms being covered by both her hands to prevent him from seeing her "nakedness", and glared at him when he laughed his mighty laugh.
"Depends. Do you want to be compared to her like that? Either way it doesn't matter since you look hot no matter what you wear or don't wear," said Kenpachi, as he saw the openings on the sides of her combat uniform, and smiled at the sight of seeing some side boob.
Side boob views were awesome.
"Flattery will get you nowhere Kenpachi-kun. Now prepare yourself for battle because I'm going to go all out in knocking you down on your back and prove I'm the dominant one in a fight," said Soi Fong, as she drew her blade, and rushed forward using her speed that nearly rival Yoruichi's when not using the Flash Step.
CLANG!
Sword met sword with Soi Fong's blade aimed at Kenpachi's back with the 11th Division Captain lazily moving his sword behind him to block her attack. She aimed a kick at his head, which he again lazily dodged, and spun around with ease to grab Soi Fong's second attempt with her other leg before pushing her away to prevent her first kick from being her third attempt.
Soi Fong herself rolled with her momentum when she landed on her back before she stopped rolling to look up at him from her current position and the look of hunger had increased quite a bit. Ever since she was first trained by Yoruichi, the former Vice Captain turned Captain of the 2nd Division had been looking for a means to surpass her former Captain, and while she would admit (to herself) that she was obsessed with at one point...now it would seem Soi Fong had finally found what she needed.
Or rather who she needed.
And Kenpachi needed her. He wasn't going to deny it and he didn't need to tell her what she already knew. They were warriors of the blade and to be anything less when it came to their positions was unacceptable.
On a personal level, Soi Fong liked Yachiru like any Mother would their daughter, even if the little pink girl that acted like a hyperactive demon after having candy wasn't of her blood, and found the girl to be the kind of girl she would have wanted to raise. The little girl was fearless when it came to the things around her, as she had survived that harsh Districts of Rukongai with her adopted Father, and had even laughed at the sight of blood on the man's sword when the two first met.
Not many people could do that and even fewer that were actually sane!
"Come on Soi-chan. Give me a good fight and I'll reward you in a way that will make your body shiver," said Kenpachi, as he grinned, and winked at the 2nd Division Captain making her blush at his innuendo.
How did he know how to push her buttons?
(11th Division)
Nemu sneezed, as she quickly burned the psyche reports of her fellow female Shinigami "sisters" that her late "Father" had her do for him. Just in case he wanted to settle down with a proper female of his own and sire a child the old fashioned way.
Not that her "Father" could do that now.
Scattering the ashes of the evidence of her misdeeds for her former Captain out of the 11th Division window, Nemu walked out of the room with a skip to her step, and went to go play with Yachiru with said girl currently being taught by Kukaku. The lesson of the day was how to whip Ganju for his stupidity in not helping Kenpachi's workload become lighter so he could be with his beautiful future wives that would one day give Yachiru little brothers and/or sisters to play with later on in life.
Judging my the screams of mercy coming across the hall by Ganju, Yachiru was learning very well from the Shiba Clan Head, and the little girl was having the time of her life.
(With Kenpachi and Soi Fong-2 Hours Later)
CLANG!
SMASH!
THUMP!
CLASH!
CLASH!
THUMP!
SMASH!
Those were the echoing sound in the clear, as Soi Fong battled against Zaraki Kenpachi with both fighters sporting their various nicks, and/or cuts from their fight. Kenpachi sporting a few cuts here and there that would heal by the end of the day while Soi Fong had more cuts then him and her clothing was pretty cut up to with a few pieces of her upper clothing holding it together to prevent her bust from showing.
'I've never had a fight like this. If I were to use my Bankai, he could just overpower it with his spirit energy, and knock me back so I need to outthink him. But how?' thought Soi Fong, as she landed several feet away, and looked at Kenpachi's relaxed stance with his sword pointed down waiting for her to strike.
"Come on Soi-chan, would Yoruichi quite against me?" said Kenpachi, as he saw Soi Fong's eyes narrow her eyes at him, and she knew he was right since Yoruichi wouldn't have given up.
She couldn't hold back against Kenpachi.
Rushing forward faster then Kenpachi expected, Soi Fong latched onto Kenpachi from behind, and put him in a sleeper hold with her zanpakuto now in its released state now pressing against his forehead. Grinning at her apparent victory while apply the sleeper hold, Soi Fong didn't see Kenpachi's own grin, as he knew something she didn't, and that was she had moved for a quick kill without mind her surroundings.
"I win Kenpachi-kun," said Soi Fong seductively before licking his ear and tightened her legs grip on his muscled torso.
"Are you sure? Didn't that cat lady you like so much teach you about watching out for certain aspects of your environment," said Kenpachi, as he had always watched his own surroundings during a battle despite fighting with only one eye with the other covered by a spirit energy eating eye patch, and had long since remembered that there was a big thick tree 3 feet behind him.
"Don't call Yoruichi-sama that!" said Soi Fong, as she tightened her hold on Kenpachi, and bit on his ear hard to make him bleed.
"What are you going to do about it? Because giving me a love bite really isn't going to help you!" said Kenpachi, as he jumped back, and slammed his back into the tree with Soi Fong being the "buffer" between the two.
Soi Fong however, wasn't going to give up, as she held on tight against Kenpachi, and bit into the 11th Division Captain again along the neck near the shoulder. Sensing the 2nd Division Captain's resistance against his attempt to knock her free, Kenpachi slammed her back into the tree again, and left an even deeper imprint of her in the tree that caused the last shreds of her upper clothing leaving her topless.
And yet she still didn't let go.
"I won't get me off your back so easily!" said Soi Fong, but even she was worried, as she couldn't take another hit like that, and had to think of a plan to not lose this fight.
Her modesty aside, Soi Fong's pride as the 2nd Division Captain in charge of the Special Forces was at stake, and she couldn't lose to Kenpachi when she was so close to victory.
"Oh really? Well, we'll just have to change that!" said Kenpachi grinning, as he reached behind his back with his left hand, and began groping Soi Fong's rear end.
"EEP! PERVERT!" yelled Soi Fong, as she immediately let go of Kenpachi, and in front of him only to realize what she had just done causing her to blush further while the man just laughed.
"Oh, don't be like that Soi-chan. I know for a fact you like it. You could say I felt it while you had you legs wrapped around me while you were secretly gyrating your hips up and down my spine," said Kenpachi making Soi Fong go near purple for a face color since she had done that discreetly while hoping the man wouldn't notice when she had him in the sleeper hold, and when she was biting him.
"That wasn't what you thought it was. That was sweat from our fight," said Soi Fong, as she wasn't going to admit she had gotten wet down in her womanhood, and certainly not in front of the man himself.
"Liar. Your face is such a shade of red right now. That and I can see that what I felt was certainly not sweat like you claim," said Kenpachi, as he looked down south, and so did she to see that there was some noticeable wetness.
Growling at him in embarrassment, Soi Fong used her speed combined with Flash Step, and tackled a slightly surprised Kenpachi to the ground with her stinger pressed against his throat. She looked him dead in his one eye, as she straddled his waist, and saw the amusement in it that was probably the same in the covered one too. His grin made her narrow her eyes, as she had become so angry with him over his perverseness, and making her feel aroused (even if she had started it while on his back) around him.
Never mind the fact she was topless and he could see her bust that had been held back quite a bit by the design of her attire. An attire, that surprisingly (when revealed taken off or removed) showed Soi Fong had a bust almost as big as Rangiku's massive balloons, and made men weak in the knees at the sight of it.
"Got anything else to say before I tear out your throat, pervert?!" said Soi Fong, as she watched him look her in the eye, then her chest, and then at her before his grin got bigger.
"Yeah! You got nice tits," said Kenpachi before laughing making Soi Fong blush, growl in anger, and then she moved to stab him only to have him stop her before he rolled over so it was now her pinned under this massive muscled giant known as Zaraki Kenpachi.
"Let me go you pervert or I'll cast-AHHH!" said Soi Fong, as she struggled to get free, but let out a muffled gasp of unexpected pleasure when Kenpachi kissed her, and began to have one of his hands massage one of her breasts.
"What did you say? Care to repeat that Soi-chan?" said Kenpachi, as he twisted her right breast's nipple making the woman arch her back, and gave the man the opening that he needed to suckle on her neck where a sweet spot was located.
"T-Take me," said Soi Fong, as her sword changed back to normal, while her body was now burning up, and her hips bucked against his own feeling the already hard erection that resided in his pants.
"What? Speak louder Soi-chan," said Kenpachi into her ear before licking a spot behind Soi Fong's ear that made the woman's body spasm and she grabbed onto his muscled form with her nails trying to dig into his skin.
"Kenpachi-kun I-AHH!" said Soi Fong, as she arched her back again when Kenpachi attacked another sweet spot on her shoulder with both his hands attacking both breasts with his hands.
"Don't be shy. Were both Captains' here Soi-chan. So just...let it out," said Kenpachi, as he knew what she wanted to say, but her pride wouldn't let her, and the only way to get her to say...was to make her body make her say it.
"TAKE THAT BIG THING OUT AND PLOW ME INTO NEXT WEEK!" said Soi Fong, as she hand begun to get involved now with their love making session, and kissed the man back with a passion she had not shown to anyone because of the way she would normally act when around Yoruichi.
"Was that so hard?" said Kenpachi, as he ripped off her pants, and she in return had torn open his to reveal his erection to her currently stunned face.
'Yes and so is that thing!' thought Soi Fong, as she was partially glad her hymen had been taken during a training accident gone bad, and had been one of the very personal things Yoruichi knew about, yet kept to herself.
Kenpachi however, had brought Soi Fong out of her current thoughts when he went back on the attack, kissing her pinned down form, and lining up his erection that was ready to spear her womanhood. Hearing her mews of pleasure when he rubbed his tool against her wet folds, he grinned at Soi Fong's pleas to thrust into her, and did just that making the woman scream out in pleasure at feeling his length fill her to the brink.
"Now the real spar begins," said Kenpachi, as he whispers his words into Soi Fong's ear, and she widens her eyes to the point of them threatening to fall out of her sockets.
'R-Real spar?' thought Soi Fong, as she was now filled with pleasure, and fear all in one at his words while remembering this person on top of her had more spirit energy then over half the Captain's in Seireitei without the use of Bankai!
How was she going to survive this?
Soi Fong didn't have a chance to consider answering her own question, as she soon felt Kenpachi thrust into her after moving back, and she felt a shockwave full of pleasure run through her body. Kenpachi did it again repeatedly with quick fast thrusts into her pussy repeatedly and the 2nd Division Captain finding herself turned on more then she ever was when she tried to get a picture of Yoruichi naked.
And the end results here were much better then what happened with that incident with Yoruichi.
Not wanting to be completely submissive to the giant on top of her, Soi Fong used what energy she had left in her pleasure consumed body, and surprised Kenpachi by rolling them both over so it was her turn to be on top. Seeing her chance, Soi Fong began to ride the big man for all he was worth, and screamed out his name with each motion she made to feel the bliss Kenpachi had created in her. Her hands weren't idle either, as Soi Fong was digging, clawing, and scratching at his skin to make it bleed while Kenpachi himself was thrusting into the 2nd Division Captain when she rose up making the leader of the Special Forces practically see stars in the process.
(2 Hours Later)
Soi Fong moaned, as she felt Kenpachi's massive hands on her back while she left little kisses on his chest where there were some traces of blood from the scratches, and the bliss filled feeling of him still connected to her. The sound of his heartbeat was music to Soi Fong's ears, as she loved the sound of it while her ear was pressed against his chest, and heard his chuckle when she shivered for the twentieth time in the last 30 minutes alone!
"I told you I would make your body shiver," said Kenpachi, as he loved how the two of them had battled for dominance in their storm of near animalistic sex, and how it seemed to shift between them on just who was on top during that last 2 hours of it.
"That you did Kenpachi-kun. That you did," said Soi Fong, as she moaned at his right hand squeezing her ass, and how he made her body shiver once again.
Forget seeing Yoruichi naked, Soi Fong would rather do this with Kenpachi, and get as good as she gave.
End Omake #3
Omake #4-In the Hot Springs with Rangiku
Rangiku loved hot springs immensely. What woman didn't? Not her! So, after drinking some refreshing sake', Rangiku walked with a skip in her step plus buzz in her head to the hot springs to relax, and bath in the warm water that would take the ache out of her muscles. Muscles that had been strained from hiding the mountain of paperwork she had to lift in order to relocate it to an appropriate hiding spot that not even her Captain would suspect her of placing it.
Where was this paperwork? At the 11th Division, currently being done by both the 3rd and 5th Seats of the Division, and under the supervision of Vice Captain Kusajishi Yachiru.
(11th Division-At the Moment)
"MOVE IT! KEEP WRITING BALDY! YOU TO SWAN BOY!" yelled Yachiru, as she was using the whipping lessons Kukaku gave her when practicing on Ganju (now at the hospital) on both Seats, and was on a mission to make sure her many adopted Mothers did as little work that would take them away from Father as possible.
"Stop whipping us Yachiru! This isn't even our Division's work," said Ikkaku, who got a whip to his shiny head for that, and then again for trying to cover his bald head.
"DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK? NO! I OUTRANK YOU AND I ORDER YOU TO WORK FASTER!" said Yachiru, who proceed to whip the two men faster in order for them to work faster on the paperwork itself, and make Rangiku's life easier.
"They grow up so fast. Don't you think Nemu-san?" said Kukaku watching the event unfold and smiled fondly at the pink haired girl showing the two men who was the boss of them.
"I don't think this is legal Kukaku-san," said Nemu, as she was sure the Captain General would disapprove of this, and make Rangiku do the work over again.
If he didn't, then Rangiku's Captain would.
"Don't get your panties all twisted. Yachiru is a natural. Yachiru-chan! Remember that the power in the whip comes from your hips, not your hand," said Kukaku seeing how Yachiru was driving her two subordinates insane.
"Thanks Mega Booby Mommy-chan!" said Yachiru before doing what Kukaku instructed and got Ikkaku right in the back in such a way it made the 3rd Seat jump out of his seat into the ground.
(Back at the Hot Springs)
"I love this feeling," said Rangiku, as she soaked her naked form in the hot water while running a towel along her neck, and was glad she bribed Yachiru with a super big bag of candy.
"Room for one more," said a deep male voice behind Rangiku and the woman spin around and attempt to smack the person behind her before screaming out "PERVERT!" for everyone in hearing distance to hear.
She was stopped when the person behind her grabbed her wrist and pulled her to him before kissing the Vice Captain of the 10th Division right on the lips. Rangiku struggled at first, but then realized just who it was she was kissing, and then embraced his form with her own.
"How did you sneak up on me like that Kenpachi-kun?" said Rangiku after she finally had to part from Kenpachi's mouth after her hazed mind finally alerted her of the need for oxygen.
"Simple. You weren't paying attention Ran-chan," said Kenpachi, as that earned him a growl, and a slap on his chest from her that hurt her hand.
"Smart ass," said Rangiku, as she rubbed her hand, and then realized that the man in front of her was in fact as naked as she.
"I know, but you love me being a smart ass, and more when we are together," said a smirking Kenpachi, as he pressed her against him further, and had his left hand snake to her ass before giving it a firm squeeze that made the woman cry out in pleasure.
"Someone is horny," said Rangiku kissing Kenpachi again, as she felt his erection poking her, and it made the heat inside of her body rise to that of a towering inferno.
Forget sake'. Kenpachi's scent, his body, and his overall presence was more potent then what it was she usually drank.
Sure she would still drink sake' religiously, but Rangiku would drink him up more, and mix the two together in order to get the ultimate pleasurable sensation.
Just like now.
"You're one to talk Ran-chan. You're nipples are so hard and pointy you could mistake them for tips of a sword," said Kenpachi chuckling at the woman, as he grabbed one of her huge breasts that were second only to Kukaku with his own massive hand, and began groping it affectionately.
By the time we get through here this place will be hotter then Hell," said Rangiku, as she felt him press his cock against her pussy, and after a good 2 second pause...he thrust into her making the Vice Captain bite down on his muscled shoulder to muffle the scream that wanted to be heard throughout Seireitei.
"Then I'm the Devil and you are the Queen of the Damned," said Kenpachi, as he held onto her with his left hand on ass, and thrust into her while holding her much smaller yet very sexy form that had her slender legs wrapped around his hips.
"Hail Satan!" said Rangiku, as she kissed him feverishly, and moaned at his ministrations that he created while thrusting into her with his erection.
Kenpachi loved this, as he thrust deep into Rangiku with her pussy trying to milk him for everything he was worth, and loved how she pulled his head into her massive pillows. He licked, kissed, and groped them while hearing Rangiku scream out in pleasure knowing that he would continue to do so until she could scream no more.
"Cum Ran-chan! Cum for the Devil of this Hell!" said Kenpachi, as he thrust into her with unmatched strength while giving her rear end the occasional squeeze.
"I'm cumming! I'm cumming Kenpachi-kun! I'm...I'm...AHHH!" said Rangiku, as she came hard, and felt him do the same while filling her to the brink with his life giving seed.
"How about after this, we go get some sake'?" said Kenpachi, as he sat down in the water with Rangiku still attached, and stroked the woman's long flowing hair.
"That sounds...heavenly," said Rangiku, as she felt his hardness still in her, and knew that this was not over yet, and needed to go through Hell to get to Heaven.
Considering whom the Devil was in this situation, Rangiku didn't mind this at all, and was willing to go another round with sexy beast.
End Omake #4
(YAY! I finally updated after all this time. Sorry for those of you who waited so long. I would like to thank various people like Animeman2008 and Reaper INI for their input into this before I finished. Thanks you guys! Also, if you want to write your own type of KenpachiXHarem fic, I would use youtube, and check out Bleach AMV's with music done my manowar. Those guys make some kick ass songs that are perfect for Kenpachi. Until next time...PEACE!!!)