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"I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER!" I ran into the AV Room on Monday morning, positively BUZZING! I was so excited and I really hoped everyone else thought it was a good plan.
"What is it?" Shane was the first to ask.
"Well. We were having iCarly rehearsal yesterday; Sam and Freddie were fighting, as per usual-"I started.
"That's good!" Wendy interrupted. "Fighting is a step up from ignoring!"
"That's what I thought!" I said as I was pleased that someone else was on the same wave length as me.
"On with the story please." Jake said.
"Right," I continued, "So after the Buckett couple argued we started trying to think about what we should do on the next iCarly."
"And!" Wendy said, positively squealing with excitement.
"And Sam suggested Messin' with Lewbert but Freddie said we did that last time so Sam asked 'what segments hadn't we done in awhile?' and THEN IT HIT ME!" I finished spectacularly.
"WHAT HIT YOU?" Gibby shouted.
"Well there was this one segment type thing we did once and I thought it would be PERFECT for Operation Band-Aid Buckett." I told them. Expecting them to guess straight away.
Everyone was silent for a minute. Every single one of them had the same confused expression on their faces. These people are so silly. It was so obvious to me what we were going to do. Although admittedly this was a couple of years ago and none of them are on iCarly (with the exception of Gibby who is a frequent guest star, he wasn't on that particular episode though).
"Can't achooh you achooh just achooh tell us? Achooh." Germy sneezed.
"Nope." I said stubbornly. They were going to have to work this out. I wasn't going to do all the work. "You guys have to guess."
"Aw that's not fair." Both Shane and Jake whined.
"Stop being babies." Wendy told them. "Toughen up! It's more fun this way!"
"YEAH!" Duke yelled.
"I'll give you a clue though; we've only done it once." I told them.
"Is it iWin A Date?" Gibby asked. "You know, like the one you did with me and Shannon." He said Shannon's name in a disgusted voice. I don't think he was quite over the whole 'Shannon betraying us thing'. Poor, poor Gibby.
"Nope." I told him. "That wouldn't work because neither of them would want to go on a date so they couldn't be the mystery date or contestants."
"TRUE!" Duke shouted.
"What about a Random Debate?" Jake suggested.
"How would that work?" Shane asked.
"Well they could debate something romance related and then maybe they would end up together?" Jake suggested feebly.
"It's not a bad idea but it's not guaranteed to work." I told him.
"What about another blab cam thing?" Wendy asked. "We could re-enact the whole Valerie thing and then Sam would get jealous?"
"It's actually called 'Two Way High Speed Video Conference." Shane said. "And that would probably make them not talk more than talk."
"That's true." Wendy admitted.
"Come on guys THINK!" I almost screamed. If they didn't guess it soon then I was going to have to tell them.
"What about Tech Time with Freddie? You guys only did that once." Shane said.
"That's not going to get them together." Wendy pointed out.
"That's true." Shane agreed.
"You could do a slow dancing version of Random Dancing?" Gibby said.
"Huh?" We all turned to look at him.
"Well Carly, you take hold of the camera and then press a button and it goes 'RANDOM SLOW DANCING! And Freddie and Sam, being the only ones not doing anything have to slow dance and maybe it will spark their romance?"
"Na uh!" Wendy and I said. "That's not going to work."
"What about achooh street fishing achooh? You could achooh fish something achooh up that achooh symbolises Sam achooh and Freddie's achooh relationship?"
"Good idea but no!" I said while wiping the snot off me that Germy had just sprayed.
"Fun with Bacon?" Jake suggested. They were just going through all iCarly segments now. I'll let them though. It brings back great memories.
"Nope." I smiled.
"What about Messin' With Lewbert? They must have bonded over that more than once. They're Freddie and Sam!" Wendy put in.
"They've done that more than once though." Jake pointed out.
"True!" Wendy sighed. "This is difficult."
"You could do 'Who's the Weirdo in my neighbourhood?' and put up a picture of Sam and Freddie fighting. And then tell the iCarly viewers why it was weird and then maybe something would happen?" Wendy suggested feebly.
"Na uh." I smirked. That would be funny though. "That can be a backup plan though. That would be hilarious."
"What about FUN WITH MAGNATISIM! That was clearly the best segment." Shane told us enthusiastically.
Wendy slapped him "You only like it cos you were involved. That wouldn't do anything to help Sam and Freddie."
"What about a meatball war? That would be significant because that's when Sam apologised to Freddie. Maybe history will repeat itself?" Jake suggested.
"Maybe but that's not it."
"This is SO STUPID!" Wendy screamed hysterically. "THERE IS LIKE NO SEGMENTS LEFT!"
"Yes there is." I smiled sweetly.
"Calm down Wendy."
"I KNOW WHAT IT IS!" Duke yelled. He whispered it to Gibby.
"Genius!" Gibby said and then whispered it to Jake.
"That is brilliant Carly." Jake said before he whispered it to Germy.
"Achooh that'll achooh get 'em." Germy sneezed before whispering it to Shane.
Shane then wiped the sneeze goo off his ear and then said "Poor Freddie. That'll work for sure." Before whispering it to Wendy, who was last.
"OMG I can't believe I didn't even think of that! It's the best."
"Guys? You don't even know if you're right!" I pointed out but I had a feeling they did.
Wendy whispered it in my ear.
"Okay. So you're right. What'd you guys think? I'll need your help though."
"THE BEST IDEA EVER!" Everyone shouted and then there was a general murmur of agreement to be there for the web show.
"Awesome work guys. Operation Band-Aid Buckett is setting this plan into motion!"
Author's note: Sorry guys. I am going to be mean and not tell you what the segment is until next chapter. You guys will find out when Sam and Freddie do. Sorry that it wasn't iWin A Date (or match maker as some of you called it) I just don't think it would work. Plus I know it has been done on other fan-fics. I'm not too sure about this one. It might have been but I haven't read one that uses it.
So KEEP guessing in those reviews. I would also like to make a shout-out to my favourite guess, sorry KeyLimePie14, it is NOT 'Date the Dork' but when I received your review I started laughing. That would be SO cool. But alas, that is not what I'm doing. I just had to put it out there though because it is the COOLEST idea.
So please review guys. Thanks to those who have!
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