A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Chapter 10: The second time of encountering that brat
The next morning Bob woke up before Wiggum, he quickly puts his prison clothes back on, goes into the bathroom and says to himself while washing his face, "I must be more insane than I thought because I swear that after a night's rest I am starting to think about taking this relationship more seriously.." He grabbed the towel off the towel rack and used it to dry his face, he then went back into the bedroom, over to the window and says while looking out it, "Now today will be the day that I finally kill that scamp." Right after Bob said 'scamp' Wiggum had awoke and sat up, he looks over at his lover and says with a smile, "Good morning, Bob, I see you got up before me." The man turned to face the other man and tells him, "I only just got up actually." Wiggum stood up and went over to his closet and puts his uniform on and then walks over to his lover, putting a hand on his left shoulder, "Did you enjoy our sex last night?" The man smiled, nodded and replied, "I did."
Not too long later, Bob and Wiggum are at the Krusty Burger eating breakfast. Bob began to think about whether or not he should tell his 'lover' about how he wants to take their relationship seriously now, knowing quite well that he'd be upset that their relationship was just a scam. Wiggum looks into the man's eyes and asks him, "What's wrong?" Bob hesistantly says, "Nothing." Wiggum, who could tell something was wrong says to him, "I can tell something is wrong. What is it?" Bob sighs and says, "I'll tell you, but you have to promise me that no matter what, you won't send me back to the hell-hole." The man nodded and smiled, "I promise." Right as Bob had began to open his mouth he hears a voice that makes him groan say, "I knew you'd be here, freak!" The man looked over at another table, saw Bart, and asks him, "Don't you have school?"
Bart ran over to the table where the two men were and tells the ex-convict, "I'm playing hooky! Anyways, I know you're still the same as ever!" Wiggum grabs the boy's left arm and says, "Let's get you to school, young man." Bart sighs and says, "I thought you were cool.." Bob grabbed his other arm and tells him, "I'm surprised you don't like school. You seem smarter than this." Bart smirks, "You really don't me."
Not too long later, Bob and Wiggum bring Bart to Skinner's office, who says, "Ah, out playing hooky again, Simpson." He looks at the two men and says, "Thank you for bringing him in, gentlemen." Bob nods and says while looking down at the boy, "If you need someone to punish him, just let me know." The boy gulps, Skinner tells Bob, "That won't be necessary, we got our own punishment for him."
End of chapter 10: The second time of encountering that brat
Next:
Chapter 11: Bob tells Wiggum about how their relationship has been a scam