Title: How to woo a chick again

Rating: Hmmm… I have no idea…

Pairing: Lita/Trish… Ashley/Maria

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters; never have; never will… This is all merely fictional and I'm not insinuating anything about the sexualities of anyone involved in this story… tis fiction… with that being said… on with the story… or with the summary…

Summary: Sequel to "how to woo a chick 101"… Trish messes up her relationship with Amy real bad… and wants to fix it… Can Ashley and Maria help her re-woo her chick? Femslash… if you don't like femslash… I wouldn't read this if I were you

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"And… tell her I'm really sorry…" Trish said, delaying Maria's departure once again. She had already given Maria a long list of things to tell Amy if Amy even talked to her. Even if Amy did talk to her, Maria wasn't sure she would remember all the things she was supposed to tell her.

"Okay" Maria said, turning once again to leave. She and Ashley were at Trish house and Ashley was right… Trish was pretty darn miserable without Amy. In fact, Trish hadn't smiled even once since they had gotten to her house and that was very unlike Trish.

"And tell her I love her..." Trish added.

Maria nodded. She seriously hoped she'd remember all she was supposed to say by the time she got to the hotel Amy was staying at.

"And Maria?" This time is was Ashley with something to add.

"Yeah baby?" Maria asked.

"Don't crash my car…" Ashley said. Maria smiled. Ashley had driven her own car instead of a rental and a month or two ago, she had sworn that she would never again step foot in a car that Maria was driving nor would she let Maria drive her car because Maria could be a crazy ass driver when she wanted to be. However, today, Ashley wasn't exactly thinking when she drove her car to Trish's house which left Maria with her car to drive to Amy's hotel.

"Is that it? Maria asked. She really hoped that was it.

"Yea" Trish answered. There wasn't much more she could do or say to convince Amy that she loved her and wanted to spend the rest of her life with her. She knew Amy better than many people which meant she knew exactly how stubborn Amy was and she knew it'd take a lot more than just words to make her change her mind.

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Maria knocked on the hotel room door lightly. Jeff had told her that Amy still hadn't come out of her room ands still refused to talk to him.

Maria knocked again having received no response the first time. She knew Amy was still in there… Jeff said she hadn't left the room even once.

"Jeff… go away!" Amy said from inside, assuming Jeff had come back. She had done some serious thinking and she still had no idea what she wanted…. She knew she wanted Trish… she had never doubted that but she was starting to think that maybe she wasn't exactly good enough for Trish. Maybe she couldn't give Trish all the things she deserved in life.

"Amy… it's Maria" Maria said softly.

Amy didn't respond. She couldn't figure out why the hell Maria would be knocking at her hotel room door but she knew it most likely had something to do with Ashley which meant it most likely had something to do with Trish.

"I brought you food…" Maria said. She had picked up a bag of chips in the lobby after Jeff had told her that Amy hadn't eaten since yesterday. That had caught Amy's attention… she was really hungry.

"Are you alone?" Amy asked. It seemed like Ashley and Trish's style to send Maria in as bait and then be there waiting for her to open the door.

"Yes…" Maria answered honestly.

Amy sighed. She got up quickly and opened the door, stepping aside and letting Maria in. She quickly scanned the hotel hall for any sign of Trish and Ashley and saw neither so she closed her hotel room door, satisfied.

As soon as the door closed, Maria began rattling off the list of things she was told to say… well as much of the list she could remember. Amy stared at her in bewilderment for a moment. There was something about Maria that was so strange to her… not strange in a bad way but strange in a…. strange way. Maria used to be one of the most annoying creatures on the Earth to Amy but since she had began dating Ashley, Amy had actually gotten to known her a bit more and found out she really wasn't as bad as Amy had originally thought… actually… she was really pretty cool.

"And she freaked… but she didn't mean to do it…" Maria continued her rambling. Amy nodded as Maria continued. She took the packet of chips from Maria's hand and opened them and began eating. She silently offered Maria a chip which caused Maria to actually pause her rambling for a second.

"No thank you" Maria said before continuing what she was saying before.

Amy was trying to pay attention… she really was but after the first few sentence... she knew she could guess what just about every other sentence that Trish had sent Maria to say was so Amy just settled on nodding, pretending she was listening to the RAW interviewer.

Amy watched as Maria continued to talk. It wasn't exactly difficult to figure out where her on-screen ditzy image came from. Sometimes Maria could be well…. Kinda… ditzy. Not only that but she always had this naive childish glint in her eyes that made her seem years younger than she was… and a lot more innocent than she was. After all, she was with Ashley so even if she was somewhat innocent before… there was no way she was now.

"And she's really sorry… and she really loves you" Maria finished all she had to say, hoping she hadn't left anything out.

Amy waited for a few seconds making sure that Maria was done and not just taking a breather. Great… it was her turn to talk now.

Amy felt a sudden urge to get a drink. She really needed some alcohol right about now. She remembered that she saw a bar just a few blocks away from the hotel.

"Hey Maria… wanna go grab a drink?" She asked.

TBC…

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