Chapter 10: Revenge of The Hated
Author's Note: This is it the Arc I've been planning for a while (which is one reason for the Hiatus of this story) , now enough talk, let's get at it. I own nothing but the plot and My OC's.
It was a dark and stormy night, where Nega sean was walking into a dark forest.
"Well if that Mary Sue was correct, they should be here." Nega Sean muttered to himself as he walked deeper and deeper down the forest where he bumped into Kairi the Dark.
"Let me guess you are here for them, are you not?" asked Kairi.
"Yeah." Nega asked, "I am sick and tired of that Mother F***ing Warrior doing what ever goddamn torture he has it out for me."
"I'll help you as well." Kairi explained, "Because I am one of your love interests."
"Fair enough." Nega commented , as he walked with Kairi the Dark down the road until they reached a dark, withered but demonic version of the deku tree.
"Who dares enter me!" boomed the tree.
"I'm Nega and I'm here for the people who hate The Warrior." replied Nega.
"Not a chance!" boomed the tree which caused Nega to use his shadow bugs to form a flame thrower which burnt the tree alive until it opened it's mouth.
"Good job, Nega." replied Kairi as she kissed Nega on the cheek while, Nega used his many shade bugs to bring forth Yamoto Houstin, Terumi (or Hazama , whichever you prefer), Natalia, Minerva (The one from Fairy Tail) , Jasper Batt Jr. , Shinobu , Eddie (From Silent Hill 2) and The Shomokai founder.
"Gentlemen there will be one more joining us." Nega said as Beldr was summoned by his side.
"Anyway the reason you were here is because you all want revenge on The Warrior, right?" Nega said
"I want to show that B******* to never mess with me because my father was weak to him." declared Minerva.
"He'll pay for calling me the worst boss ever?!" exclaimed Jasper Batt Jr.
"He'll be easy to beat the S*** out of him." Shinobu scoffed.
"Oh this will be the best fun I ever had, even more so than Rags." Terumi exclaimed.
"That'll teach him not to mock me with his eyes!" exclaimed Eddie.
"Soon the Throne of Bel will be mine!" exclaimed Beldr.
"No lord Belberith shall inherit the throne." The Shomokai leader explained, which earned him a glare from Beldr.
"That B******* will pay for everything!" Natalia replied, while Yamoto and Minerva only gave an evil smile in response to the idea.
After that a figure appeared who was disguised by the shadows.
"Guys meet the person who will make this all possible." Nega exclaimed as a box was tossed towards them.
"What is that?" asked Kairi.
"Our secret weapon." answered Nega as an evil expression grew across his face.
Meanwhile, Shiro was running away from Princess Blaziken's mansion because Imp had apparently gotten a special edition box of Kap'm Krunk cereal along with a gallon of Red Bull which caused Imp to go over 9000 times hyperactive and automatically Shiro had been too slow too witness Princess Blaziken's full frontal fury and well you can probably guess the rest of the details.
'Okay when I find the person responsible for this I will kill them….. if I don't get killed first that is.' thought Shiro as he fled from Princess Blaziken who was flying on a massive fire storm with machine guns sticking out of it, while she was emitting an evil aura that made both Russia and Belarus scared.
"Shiro I will kill you!" shouted the authoress as the machine guns began firing at Shiro not just once but multiple times, which killed him but Princess Blaziken brought him back to life only to dunk him into the infamous and life-scaring 'Navi wailing on guitar while singing Justin Bieber songs diemention' when all of a sudden a giant black airship that resembled Alioth's shell appeared.
"What the hell is that?!" Shrio asked.
"I dunno." Princess Blaziken replied, as her aura disappeared along with the firestorm right as the airship fired multiple bombs from out of nowhere, near Princess Blaziken, which caused her to crash into a wall.
"Okay now I'm mad." exclaimed The Warrior of The Healing Flame , after he had teleported near Princess Blaziken.
"Warrior of The Healing Flame, just the author I wanted to see." said Nega Sean who teleported from out of nowhere.
"Nega Sean, I should've known it was you!" The Warrior barked.
"Keh, well I do believe it is time for well deserved payback Warrior!" spat Nega Sean as he gave The Warrior the Finger with his right hand before it glowed in a golden light before transforming into a gauntlet like thing.
"How did you get that?!" Demanded The Warrior.
"I also got buddies as well that can't wait for you to meet them." Nega exclaimed as he then summoned a bubble that trapped The Author in, and despite his attempts on breaking it , it wouldn't break.
"Don't worry Warrior , I'll save you." Princess Blaziken said before using her author's powers against the bubble only for the bubble to remain immune. Nega later teleported along with bubble containing The Warrior.
Princess Blaziken then used her Author's powers to summon Luna, Blaze, Leo, Imp,IzzyisiNSaNiTY and Lupus.
"Listen up Nega just kidnapped the Warrior and we are going to rescue him, right away!" Princess Blaziken shouted. Before anyone could react, Nega Sean teleported right behind her.
"Oh no you won't." snapped Nega Sean.
"Why not?!" Princess Blaziken asked, Nega smirked as he snapped his fingers summoning his allies.
"Okay guys lets do the We Will Rock you parody taunt we've been working on." Nega explained before snapping his fingers summoning a microphone.
[The Beat of We will rock you , Queen]
Nega Sean: The Warrior treated me like crap, every single day. Now it's time for Revenge , right now, so go screw , screw yourself.
Kairi: Every single day I worry about my Nega getting his ass kicked, by that prick Warrior , now it's time, to get what he deserves 100 times, and don't try , don't try to save him.
Shinobu: I am Travis's student, he can't stand that fact, so he hates me for that. So go F***,F*** yourself.
Natalia: The Warrior blames me for failures against a boss, calls me weak, really he just sucks at Tales of The Abyss so go F***, go F*** yourself.
Minerva: He enslaved my father, don't give a F*** 'bout that but he hates me for being a bitch well guess what 'cause of that I will, I will 'joy this.
Yamoto: He shut down my merit system , well guess what , I have fangirls and they are going to attack everything that the Warrior cares 'bout because, because he's weaker.
Terumi: I am the god of trolls , but The Warrior hates me for being me , don't give a f*** because I will, I will kill him.
Eddie: The Warrior always laughs at me with his eyes, like everyone else and they're all gone, straight to hell, so he's gonna , he's gonna die now.
Jasper Batt jr.: He hates me for my great boss fight , well blame Suda51 not me, well that's what he should've done but now, but now he's , now he's F***ed.
Beldr: He claims he is King of Bel, well goes what he isn't me and I'm invincible, so he will , he will be dethroned.
Shomokai founder: He denied my lord from obtaining the Throne of Bel, well guess what he gonna regret becoming king because we will, we will break him.
All of Nega's allies: We will , We will, We will beat him..
"Take that!" Nega exclaimed.
"Oh my friend, you have to see the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged law." Princess Blaziken said.
"What's that got to do with the parody you just did?" Nega asked.
"This means if you do a 'We Will Rock You' Parody , we can do one in response." declared Princess Blaziken replied with a smirk upon her face as she snapped her fingers teleporting the microphone that Nega just summoned.
Princess Blaziken: Nega Sean you are a dips***ed minded B****** , you took my friend, big mistake now your gonna feel my, feel my wraith.
Imp: Even though my big sis and I get in some fights, I agree, you're a jerk , who should be out kicking his own A** while singing Justin , Justin beiber.
IzzyisINsaNiTY: I don't know you are, but so far you are so bad. You've made it to my s*** list, your fault in fact in my world Italy would win a war, a war 'gainst you.
The Mircrophone was then handed to Blaze Tempest who tried thinking of something mean to say to Nega but nothing could ever cross her mind.
"Come on Blaze , say some mean things to Nega." Imp encouraged.
"I can't I don't have a reason to be angry at him." Blaze responded.
"Oh what's wrong , scared that Link might be making sweet love to Midna!" Nega responded while everyone that was allied with Nega began laughing.
"Damn it what do we do, now!" Leo muttered to Princess Blaziken.
"I don't know." Princess Blaziken responded before going into the emo corner, but then , while Nega was laughing a photo fell out of his pocket , which fell near Blaze's feet.
"What's this?" Blaze asked herself as she picked up the photo only find it of her undressing without coverage no less , in the middle of broad daylight along with the comments; "I'm going to get my candle and turn her rope into a bomb fuse, no matter how many rupees it costs me." and "Well excuse me princess." both in Nega's handwriting.
This caused Blaze to ingntie with raging aura as not only did Nega saw her naked and took a photo but referenced the worst of Legend Of Zelda in form of bad sex puns , which according to the Hyrulian Gods was somewhere around mortal sin territory, thus 'Allowing the We Will Rock You Parody' to continue and Princess Blaziken to come out of her emo corner.
Blaze: Thought I wasn't going to explode with rage , well you thought wrong , you S*** eating bitch oh and if Link was gay he would never, never F*** you.
Leo: Nega, you are a moron , who just pissed off all of us, Oh and you don't get a harem because you cannot, cannot tame Ice.
Luna: Even though I have class, I made exceptions because of you, 'cause I hate you and your cheesy guts. My mom wouldn't even strip for, strip for you.
Lupus: You killed my family you evil bitch , Well guess what, after this, I going over to your mama's place to screw the , screw the hell outta her.
Blazerella: Out of all the A**hole gods I've met while living up there, I have never seen one as much of a prick as you, I'm going to kick your, kick your a**.
Procella: For once I kind of agree with her, you are a prick with no good in fact I rather be on a blind date with hades because he's not, he's not you.
Shiro: Oh my god now I know why my demons complain, whenever there is mention of you sorry, sorry a**hole.
All of Princess Blaziken's Allies: We will, We will beat you!
"It's really funny, how can you try to beat me without an authoress!" Nega said. Before Princess Blaziken could react Terumi used his ourburos to rip out Princess Blaziken's soul from her body and before anyone could react, Nega snapped his fingers which created chains that surrounded IzzyisINsanNiTY, taking her with them with the addition of Princess Blaziken's soulless body as they teleported away from the area.
"At least it couldn't get any worse." Imp said before the ship destroyed Princess Blaziken's house.
Duskzilla on the other hand was in his author's realm , playing Sonic Colors with Silverzilla when all of a sudden he received a headache.
"What's wrong Duskzilla?" Silverzilla asked.
"I feel a disturbance in the force." Duskzilla replied before Silverzilla slapped him.
"Out of all the jokes you make, that is the one you chose." Silverzilla replied.
"No really I feel like something's wrong." Duskzilla replied.
"Fine we will go investigate." Silverzilla replied before Duskzilla used his author's powers to teleport away from his place to the ruins of what was The Warrior's house.
"What the hell just happened?" Silverzilla asked before all of a sudden three people came out of nowhere. The first was a '5'9' man who had A Devil like mask Similar to Ahriman's , Shadowy-like wings (in addition to the Shadowy Wire-like things plugged into his back and Shadowy Tentacles that form near both his arms), A body similar to Azrael's from Blazblue, Over-Ear Headphones that are connected to earbuds (which are hidden in the Over-Ear Headphones), black pants, pale skin, A right white eye and black eyeball with A Heartless Emblem, a brown normal eye and Black Tattoo's similar to the Demi-Feind. The Second one was a '6'3' woman who had A Black and White version of Yuvetal's Wing for her right arm, White hair that is short, Bright Green eyes, A size G bust size , A white Tank top that exposes her mid-riff, A blood red hole similar to the Baal Avatar's on her stomach, a pair of green pants and several claw-like scars that cover her face. The Third one was a woman around the same height as the other one who had Long Dark Purple hair that goes down to her shoulders and covers her left eye, Mystic Purple Eyes, Pale skin, Purple Aura Claw-like things (Similar to Palkia's arms) that infuse with her arms, A Pear-like eye on her forehead, a white turtleneck with a purple chest armor (similar to dialga's chest thing) in front of it , a black scarf, a blue mini-skirt , around the same height as the second person and black knee-high boots.
"Who are you guys?!" Demanded Duskzilla.
"We are the only survivors of The Warrior's OC's so far, my name is Musubi." explained the girl with the purple hair explained.
"What do you mean by so far?" asked Silverzilla.
"The only one we know is alive but we cannot find is The Warrior's First OC Kuro." Musubi explained.
"Plus she is the only one The Warrior created that's strong enough aside from Tsuyukomi for the world in which only beautiful things may exist." the woman with the yvetal wing for an arm said.
"You'll have to excuse Krai, she has a strength equals beauty complex." explained Musubi.
"Okay, so where do you know where Kuro is?" Duskzilla asked.
"No." Musubi replied.
'I Haven't seen her. ' Typed the man on a black iPod touch.
"What's his deal?" asked Duskzilla.
"Xahura hates noise of any form even his own, don't know why, though." explained Musubi, when all of a sudden a mysterious object fell from the sky.
"What the hell is that?" asked Duskzilla upon examining the object which then opened to reveal a giant robot version of Godzilla only it had a missile launcher on it's back, four arms, a chainsaw/scythe combination for his lower right hand, a giant pair of black, metallic dragon wings. Then within seconds it activated it's glowing bright purple eyes.
"What the hell is that?!" Duskzilla demanded before Nega Sean teleported.
"Ah, I see you like my invention Mecha Godzilla 4 , I made him out of Godzilla's dead son just for your death!" Nega Sean taunted.
"Nega Sean what did you do?" Duskzilla snapped.
"Oh nothing just going to start my payback on The Warrior, finding a use for Princess Blaziken's soulless body and just waiting to use Izzy." Nega taunted.
"You A-" Duskzilla yelled before Nega disappeared and Mecha-Godzilla 4 roared.
"Okay you guys, let's fight this thing!" ordered Musubi.
"You just read my mind." replied Krai.
"Heh will the bigger they are, the harder they fall." said Duskzilla as he prepared himself with battle along Silverzilla and Xahura.
The Warrior on the other hand was dragged into a jail cell by Nega himself.
"So Nega, you got me now what, you know you don't know my weaknesses?!" Taunted The Warrior.
"Oh do I , what about your friends being tortured and every OC that isn't aligned with me destroyed, yours being killed the very last and slowest," Nega replied, "And when I'm done with you, I'll send you to that world of all worlds."
"Well bite me Mother f***er because you forgot some and when they come , they'll free me and kick your sorry ass." The Warrior said.
"Oh I'll win you forget, I wield that item," Nega sean taunted, "Oh and here is some food I made just for you."
Nega then summoned four burgers for The Warrior , who ate them.
"How was that supposed to be torturous?" The Warrior asked.
"You just ate Lupus's Family." Nega replied, while The Warrior tried to wash his mouth off of the taste.
'Soon after this I think I'm going to take over this site and maybe the world.' Nega thought to himself as he walked away with a smirk on his face before teleporting away.
Sean was waiting at Saxton Hale's front door with Samantha by his side.
"Do you think we can convince him to help us?" Samantha asked Sean.
"Yes we can." Sean replied to Samantha , as the front door was opened revealing Saxton Hale.
"Yes Sean, what do you want?" Saxton Hale asked.
"Help defeating Nega Sean," Sean explained, "He kidnapped The Warrior of The Healing Flame."
"Godamn it son of course I'm in because that S.O.B beat the crap out of me while calling me fake and stole every mechanical machine of the mercs out there." explained Saxton Hale.
"So where are the Merc's?" Samantha asked.
"My Place waiting for backup." Saxton explained as he invited Sean and Samantha into his home where the mercs consisting of The Nameless Pyro, The Soldier Jane Doe, Travish DeGroot The Demoman, David Mundy The Sniper, Agent Asmodeous The Spy, Dietrich The Medic, Herc The Scout , Drago The Heavy and Dell Conagher The Engineer.
"Why are you guys waiting for backup?" Sean asked.
"Because he is too powerful just for us." Agent Asmodeous answered.
"Who are you waiting for?" asked Samantha before a bus with rocket engines attached to the ship crash landed behind her.
"I HAZ MISSED GOOD MEAT!" shouted The Psycho, Kreig causing The Sirens Maya and Lilith to both face palm at the same time.
"Hey who let him drive in the first place?!" demanded Gaige, The Mercomancer.
"Don't look at me." Replied Brick , The Beserker.
Axton, the Soilder who relies to much on his special move way too many times to count, mumbled swear words as he transferred money to Salvador, The Gunzerker, who smiled in response.
"…. And why am I here again?" Mordecai The Bird-Lover Sniper Asked.
"Is that a challenge?" asked Zer0 A.K.A The Ninja Sniper.
"Never mind." Modercai replied.
"Anyway I suppose you know why I called you here right?" asked Saxton Hale.
"Wait that was you who paid to shove us into a untested bomb?!" Gaige demanded.
"Hey it was very safe." Saxton snapped.
"Yeah until Krieg drove it." Lilith replied.
"Anyway I suppose you heard of Nega Sean right?" Sean asked the vault hunters.
"No." everyone even Krieg responded.
"Anyway he is worse than Handsome Jack, that is all I have to say." Saxton Hale replied.
"Where is he, I'll beat the crap out of him?!" Demanded Brick.
Before Saxton could answer, Agent Asmodeous backstabbed The Medic.
"What the hell?!" demanded Axton as he aimed his gun at Agent Asmodeous's head.
"Might as well…" said Agent Asmodeous , as he revealed himself to be Nega Sean.
"Nega you F***er!" shouted Sean.
"Oh am I well guess what I'm not here alone." Nega said as he summoned A Giant Machine that was similar to the Egg Dragoon only it was purple and it was being piloted by in addition to a giant robot army before Nega teleported away, leaving behind a note that read 'Suckers' and was singed by a Troll face.
"I have a song dedicated to that Son of A B***, I would like to sing just for him." Sean said as Saxton Hale gave him a microphone before Sean began to sing
'Reaper, Reaper, that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die!
When I sing I end their lives.
You act as though payback makes you a noble man, is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn, Philistine!
Requiem eternal, bullets right through the sternum, No love bide to hell's bane, Reaper's got your name!
Margret is greek, you geek, It mean's a pearl; I'm a pure girl, boys cannot crack this oyster shell, so go on whip around that sword like you're the best; it's such a bore. Another Hero! Oh Please!
Requiem eternal, Reaper has come, sinner!
Thigh-high socks are my absolute territory, go on and drool; the okatu cannot resist.
You think the fire in your eyes makes you a tiger in disguise, dream on, you goddamn pussy!
Reaper, Reaper, that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die!
When I sing I end their lives.
You act as though payback makes you a noble man, is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn, Philistine!'
After Sean was finished singing, he quickly jumped into battle against who fired missile upon missile upon everyone but Sean dogged them as he used his flamethrower to burn all the robots down and when he landed to where was, he smashed the glass surrounding the Jar only to find ' ' was in fact just a stuffed toy modeled after him that was rigged to a bomb.
"What the F***!" Sean shouted before The bomb exploded.
Author's Note I hope You like this Arc, as much as I have planned for it , also sorry if I did the 'We will Rock you' Parody wrong. I don't Own Philistine , that is owned by Suda51. Oh and one more thing, Xahura, Krai and Musubi are gijinka's but of a whole new calibur. That is all.