The elderly man looked at the surprised jounin sitting in the bed and walked up to him and slapped him across the face for worrying him so much, he had no desire to be the Hokage again by default, thank you very much. Kakashi blinked back tears, ow that had hurt.

"What the hell were you thinking, Hatake?" Sarutobi hissed at the stunned jounin. Kakashi looked at the elder and frowned, he hadn't been thinking about anything when he had taken Naruko he had been beyond reason. Acting mostly on what his instinct told him to do. He had known from the beginning that the blond was his, he had just wanted some time to court her properly, but going into heat had sort of blown his rational mind and good intentions strait to hell.

Well either way she was his now. He just hoped that she was okay. Sarutobi glared at the man when he didn't reply then bared his teeth, Anko made a funny sound and averted her face as she tried not to laugh. The old man looked like he was about to try taking a bite out of Kakashi with his dentures! It was so funny.

Sarutobi glared at Anko for laughing at him, so he couldn't pull off that part of the intimidation act anymore, it was'nt his fault that his teeth had all been knocked out, or fallen out. Thats just what happened when you were a ninja and got old and feeble minded. Or at least thats what Uzu would say. Disrespectful girl.

"Forgive me Lord Hokage, I could'nt help myself." Kakashi said as he bowed his head, Sarutobi made a funny sound.

"I will not. How dare you simply grab that child and vanish without telling someone where you were going or what you were going to do. Do you even know how much trouble your in, Hatake? And what do you mean that you could'nt help yourself?" The old man said sharply. Kakashi cringed, he knew that he was in trouble but hearing the man say the words, christ he sounded so fucking pissed.

"I went into heat." Kakashi mummbled as his face turned bright red under his mask, he hoped that the man had heard him the first time because he did'nt want to say it a second time. Sarutobi recoiled in his seat his face suddenly gone pale, his eyes wide. Good god, was he serious?! He had gone into heat and used Uzu to releive himself. His eye started twitching mere moments before he leapt at the man and wrapped his fingers around his throat and bellowed,

"I'll kill you!" Kakashi was so starttled by the fact that the elderly man was strangling him that he even forgot to fight back, If not for Anko, Ibiki, Jiraiya and the sudden appearance of Gai, he just might have been killed by the old man.

He lay on the bed gasping and coughing for several minutes as Jiraiya dragged the angry balding man out of the room kicking and screaming. I guess it would be pointless to ask him for his blessing at this point. He thought dimly as he settled in and decided to enjoy the nice air in his lungs while he could since the Hokage would undoubtedly end up killing him.


Uzu pulled the mask off of her face and tried to bury her face in the matress under her head, but it was hard when she was stuck on her back, she sighed irritated that noone had turned off the damn lights so that she could rest and wished that she had something to throw at the light switch as she lay there looking at it from across the room with a vexed expression on her face. Damn stupid doctors and their damn stupid pestering.

She could'nt sleep. She still did'nt know where Kakashi was, or if he was okay. She lay her head down after several seconds and closed her eyes just as the door opened and a nurse walked in. "Miss Uzumak-"

"It's Hatake, lady. Kindly remember that from now on." The nurse gave her a dirty look before forcing herself to smile, Uzu could almost hear the woman's thoughts. Dream on whore, your not his type. And almost threw the bible beside her bed at the woman's head. She would just bet that the woman fancied herself more Kakashi's type than her because she was completely human, the stupid bitch was starting to piss her off, and that was never a good thing.

"Er yes of course, about the blood test we ran earlier. We found some abnormalities that are consistant with-"

"I already know that, please get to the point." Uzu snapped, of course they would find traces of her new condition, Kakashi was a very viril man. It only stands to reason that she would be pregnat with his young, and that damn Kyuubi was fairly purring with happiness. She had been a very busy little kitsune and Uzu didn't appreciate her crap.

The woman's eye started twitching as she forced another smile on her face. "I'm afraid that we have been given orders to abort the child as soon as possiable, I will be back in an hour to prep you for the procedure. Don't go anywhere." The nurse said cheerfully, the council would'nt allow the demon to breed. Uzu's wide violet eyes flashed crimson before she let out a frightening scream and lunged out of the bed at the nurse.

Kyuubi! Don't do anything rash! Uzu thought, alarmed for the woman's health.

They plan to kill our kit! I'll tear out the bitches throat and dine on her insides. Kyuubi roared as she took control of Uzu's body and wrapped her fingers around the woman's throat and started to squeeze as the door opened again and a whole group of people came running inside the room to see what was going on.

Eww, please don't! Uzu thought, somewhat horrified by the thought of Kyuubi using her body to feed her own blood lust, and gagged a bit. It really was'nt a pleasent thought as she felt hands close around her upper arms and an arm wrap around her neck, mere moments before she was yanked up and away from the woman by her neck. It felt like someone was trying to seperate her head from her shoulders, as she struggled madly to break free even as consiousness started to fade.

The nurse coughed a few times before she glared at the blond and balled her hand into a fist, she would beat the demon bastard out of her for that, and swung her arm so that her fist was about to connect with the girl's stomach, all she needed was one good hit. She thought maliciously just before someone caught her arm by the wrist, while another person took the semi consious girl from the man who had been choking her.

Jiraiya looked at the woman who had tried to hit his precious grand daughter and wanted to toss her out the window across the room just like the trash she was. "Is she okay?" He asked Gai as the man checked the girl over and scowled. Just what was wrong with these people, why were they attacking miss Eva? He wondered as the girl made a whimpering sound and opened her eyes a bit to look at him.

"She's alive." Barely. Gai thought darkly as he slipped his other arm under her legs and cradled her gently in his arms. Jiraiya looked at the blond and caught the dark look on her face as she glanced at the nurse. Wow, if looks could kill the nurse would be dead and buried already.

"If-If you ever....come near me.....Kakashi or.....our baby....you bitch, I'll....kill you." Uzu wheezed as she glared at the woman, Gai paled a bit, holy shit what had Kakashi been doing this past week in a half? Gai wondered as he held the girl in his arms. Jiraiya raised his brow at her, ah now he understood why Sarutobi had tried to strangle Kakashi earlier, the bastard had mated with her.

The nurse smirked at the blond. "You don't have a say in the matter, the council's orders are absolute." The woman said with malicious glee, Uzu smirked evilly at the woman. The council was'nt as all powerful as everyone thought. There was one person who could take the council down, and that was the Hokage. Her.

Jiraiya debated on covering his ears for what would be said next, because there was bound to be some pain in his ears if he didn't. "Your wrong, lady. I do have a say in this choice-" A big one. Jiraoya thought as he thinned his lips in an effort to keep a strait face.

The nurse had a confused look on her face. "I am the Hokage, and I make the decisions here, not them." Gai paled even more and almost dropped her, or rather he would have if he was'nt so busy reminding himself that he was holding the mother of his rival's child. It would take a little while for him to process what miss Eva had just said.

"Your lying. The third Hokage will have your head for-" the woman didn't get much farther than that before Jiraiya slapped her to shut her up. Annoying witch, picking on his grand daughter. The woman was lucky he didn't skin her alive for her bullshit. Gai looked at Jiraiya then at the small blond, holy hell, what had Kakashi gotten himself into?!


Uzu is close to sixteen in this story, but she has a very youthful appearance so she actually looks like she's eleven. She used half a transformation jutsu to hide her big boobs.