Deprivation of Caffeine Would Lead to Meltdown

Giotto, the first Vongola don, in all his glories can be quite idealistic for his subordinates and allies; naive and pure for his guardians; a total moron, for his best friend. In short, he is not someone you would expect to be a mafia boss of the rising Vongola Famiglia.

…Well at least until you see his dark caffeine-deprived side.

It all started one fine and glorious morning, the Vongola manor was eeringly calm and uneventful. If you know the Vongola, you would be surprised at the sheer silence itself. However, that very peace would be broken any minute.

"Shit!" G cursed as he got inside a closet; loaded his trusted handgun, just in case he needs to protect himself from the awakened monster. As he did it, he heard two familiar laughs (one creepy, one cheerful though both were forced) and a faint 'Hn.' He hoped he was wrong when he turned around. Such was his disappointment when he was right! It was Daemon, Asari and Alaude.

Four of the feared Vongola guardians (including G) were hiding inside a closet!

"Nufufufu,"Daemon laughed as his trident materialized."Fancy meeting you here G."

The red head looked at them questioningly. The three looked nervous and worried. Kind ditzy Asari he could understand but the two bloodthirsty guardians? It is mind-boggling!

"Hn, it is not because I am afraid of Giotto." Alaude grunted in defense to himself. Though it seems he should have not wasted his energy to explain as Asari would contradict his statement.

"Haha, we were really scared when we saw Giotto entered a meltdown!" Trust Asari to be cheerful even in a tense situation.

Though now that he mention it… where was Giotto anyways?

BOOOOM!

"I wonder if he got Knuckles or better yet that stupid brat." G mumbled under his breath the moment he heard the loud explosion.

"Nufufu, ask what measures would he perform when he returns to normal."

"Haha, Daemon's right!" Asari chuckled "Giotto's the one causing damage for a change."

"Hmm… that idiot would go in shock," G said.

"And it would increase his paperworks." Asari, for once, turned serious.

"Resulting in multiplied paperworks," Daemon grimaced "And you know what that means."

There was tense silence that followed as the four guardians looked at each other as if making a pact..

"We have to stop him." Alaude voiced out their collective thoughts as the others nodded in agreement.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" a bratty and loud wail echoed through the Vongola mansion as Lampo tried to evade his boss's attacks. The green haired aristocrat dared to look back and ran faster as he saw Giotto gaining his speed. Nobody could blame him though.

What would be your reaction seeing a raging mechanical monster with glassy tangerine eyes and a bright red flame on his forehead?

"So what should we do?" Asari asked, pitying the highborn teen but not suicidal enough to risk his life,

"Coffee?" G suggested.

"The brewer broke," Alaude informed them.

"No wonder he snapped," Daemon muttered, cursing lowly their bad luck. It was no secret to them that ever since Giotto became a mafia boss, he has to have his daily intake of caffeine lest he turn into a coffee-driven demon straight from hell.

"EXTREME COFFEE, GIOTTO!"

The four guardians froze on their tracks as Knuckles passed by them in lighting speed towards Giotto. It was a rather curious sight as the normally tidy priest was in ragged appearance with leaves and twigs o his hair and clothes as he carried a perfectly conditions mug.

Giotto stopped attacking Lampo much to the latter's relief. Knuckles was sweating nervously and held his breath as Giotto took the mug and drank his coffee. His flame flickered until ir disappeared all together. Glassy orange eyes turned back to its original color.

"Eh? What am I doing here?" Giotto asked, looking around and widened his eyes at the destruction in his vision.

"What happened here?" he yelled in exasperation, thinking that it was his dear guardians fighting again. Oh how wrong was he.

The guardians on the other hand breathe a sigh of relief. Finally things were back to normal!

400 years or so in the future…

BOOOOOOM!

"Juudaime, please get a hold of yourself!"

"Tsuna, stop attacking us!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Tsuna-nii, stop!"

"Stupid pineapple herbivore is the one at fault."

"Kufufufu… Tsunayoshi I fervently apologize for ruinig your coffee."

"Dame-Tsuna, pusnish Mukuro and do not include us."

"Boss, I got your new expresso"

A/N

This chapter is especially dedicated to Silent-melody2413 whose long reviews always brighten up my days. Anyways, I hope this is interesting enough~