A new Chappie! Yay me! I know I say that a lot but that is only because I'm absolutely crazy. I know this chapter is short. I'm sorry but time is not on my side lately.

Super Spies and how Ian wants to take over the world

Brian, Spencer and Ian are across town at an ice cream shop. Brian and Spencer are sharing a banana split. But Ian, being the crazed sugar head that he is, has the super deluxe sundae with 5 scoops, scooped higher than he can stand. Brian got him a booster seat just to be extra mean.

S- Bri, please tell me that you have Kai's room bugged or wired or something.

B- No, I thought you did.

S- You idiot. Why would you think that?

B- Because you're way more into the whole blackmail thing than I am.

S- Well forgive me for wanting to live but I took all of my equipment out of his room after the Great Miss Mary Muppet Fiasco of '07. I'm still afraid of oatmeal till this day.

I- You guys…

B- Damn, I thought for sure you would have something in there. If I had known that we wouldn't have left the house. You know Tala won't tell us anything good tell and Kai sure as hell won't.

I- Hello??????

S- Damn is right. You should have asked me first or at least got them in to Tala's room. I have all types of recon stuff in there.

I- Are you listening to me?

B- What, Ian? Do you want another sundae already? I'm almost out of money and we still need to get home.

I- NO! It's about Kai's room.

S- Don't tell me YOU have cameras in there.

I- No. Of course not. I'm not like you sick voyeurs. I only have microphones in there.

S- Why?

I- Same reason as you idiots obviously.

B- Blackmail? You? That's priceless.

I- One of these days….

S- What was that?

I- Nothing. So I didn't think to turn them on before we left because I didn't think I needed to. Who knew you two were so unprepared. Unfortunately, my mikes don't do playbacks. You can only hear what's going on right now. But I figure that's just fine.

S- How will that help us?

I- In one of three ways. Either the conversation is still going and we can catch the end and the result, the conversation is over and Kai is crying, not literally of course cause that would be weird, and in that case it ended badly or we hear really mushy lovey dovey words and happy sounds. Either way we will know what went down.

B- That makes sense. Wow kid, we really underestimate you sometimes.

I- yes. You do. But we can worry about that later. Right now I need to get to a computer to hack into them.

B- There's CySay around the corner. It only costs five dollars an hour for a computer.

S- Well than…to the cyber café!

They get up to leave as Ian inhales his sundae as quickly as humanly possible. (If Ian is human)

I-Whoa! Dudes………Brain Freeze….huh

He starts spinning around

Weeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever spun around really fast when you had a brain freeze? It's totally rad.

S- Just when you think he's semi mature he does this crap.

Spencer and Brian roll their eyes. Spencer picks Ian up and carries him out. Brian looks at him weirdly.

B- Why are you carrying him?

S- Because waiting for Ian's brain to start working properly might take years.

B- Indeed. Let's go.

TBC…

A/n: It's true when they say silent but deadly but you also have to watch the loud, let it all hang out types. You expect it from the quite ones but the ones who "tell all" have a lot more secrets than they let on. Ian for example wants to take over the world but he'll. Mwuhahahahahahahahahah…………………….