Disclaimer:
Me: If I owned Naruto, Sasori would be a real boy! :)
Sasori: I heard that!
And on with the story we go!
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Harry's POV
...And choked as I took in it's TERRIBLE taste.
It tasted like spinach and baked beans smoothie, with trifle and orange flavours mixed in. I gagged, and threw a glare at Hidan, who had cracked up laughing. ROFLMAO* would be a good way of describing it.
I stood up, shaking with anger.
"You think you're funny, don't you?" Frankie said in a quiet, sad voice. I sneered. Being sad wasn't going to get her anywhere. But even Jacky looked moodier and more upset than I'd ever seen her.
Hidan smirked at Frankie's question. "Yeah. Yeah, I do, actually."
"Well, that was far from funny," I spat at him. Hidan stared at all three of us.
"What''s up with you guys? It was only a joke, a prank." He rolled his eyes. Frankie stood up suddenly, hate clearly etched across her face. I drew back my fist and punched him in the face. Hard enough to break his nose, quick enough to make my arm look like a blur.
Frankie turned into a snake, and bit his whole leg off. Hidan fell to the floor, too shocked to do anything, blood spurting from where his foot once stood.
Jacky pulled out a bone and hit him over the head with it, anger and loathing crystal clear in her eyes.
The shock was over, and Hidan, being a mad, psychopathic, immortal masochist/sadist/Jashinist, his nose healed, his leg attached itself back on, and the large bump on his head disappeared. He got to his feet, pulling out his scythe.
"Why can't people like you take a joke?" he asked, getting into a defensive position.
"Because those little 'jokes' were the pranks pulled on us nearly every day by what was meant to be our classmates," I snarled.
Hidan blinked. "Wait, what?"
"At school, we were the freaks, the weirdos, the ones nobody dared to approach. Everyone would use as human guinea pigs for their pranks, and a lot of the time, they went wrong, and nine times out of ten, we were injured. Back where we came from, you were a anime movie, something people watched for entertainment. So, when people found out we were similar to you, we were the joke of Standford College. We didn't have parents we could complain to, parents who would sort it out with a quick word to our teacher. We didn't have that. We lived by ourselves, but we had money. We were the richest on the estate, us three were, what with the money we inherited from our parents. Not that we found much comfort in the mansion we lived in together. Nearly everyday, we found our house had been egged, windows been smashed, and generally, our whole mansion been vandalised," Jacky said, her head bowed, her voice quiet.
"That's why we so wanted to stay here, why we didn't bother to escape. Because it was the one place were everybody was as strange as us," Frankie informed, a sad little smile on her face.
"Oh." Hidan paused to think. "The only reason Pein wanted to keep you three, is because you're jinjuriki. But you're weirdest jinjuriki. We can't extract the demon from you, without killing the demon as well. And a dead demon is as good as no demons. So, we're keeping you around so we can train you, and you'll be stronger, and you'll use your powers to serve us." He paused again. "Shit, shouldn't have told you that... Now you won't do as we say."
"Actually, that's pretty good reasoning..." I said thoughtfully. I skipped out of the room, the whole fight forgotten.
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When I went to the kitchen, I found Pein there. He wasn't eating, or drinking, or reading, or doing anything, really. He was just sitting at the table. as if waiting for someone.
"I wanted a word with you and your friends," he informed me. I blinked.
"Why didn't you call us then?" I said, totally confused. He snorted.
"Because I'm Pein, the Leader .I wasn't going all the way to your room, which is actually quite far from here, just to call you," he smirked.
I raised my eyebrows.
"You don't know how big this base is. You've only been to Hidan's room, your room, the meeting room, and seen Diedara's room, right? So, I decided to wait here. I know you can't resist the power of food," he smirked again. I pouted.
"Anyway. You, Jacky and that thing, by the name of Frankie, are going to make yourselves useful. On a mission. But, of course, if you go without training, you'll be killed. We can't have your demons dying, can we?" he smiled.
"So that's all you care about, the demons inside us? Besides, how did you know we were jinjuriki? It was meant to be a secret, nobody knew!" I've got to admit, I was as curious as hell.
He continued like he hadn't heard me. "Sasori will start the training, and will expect you outside his room at 5 am."
"Why do early?"
"Because time has never stopped shinobi's before."
"Sexist," I muttered.
"What?"
"What about kuniochi?"
But he said nothing, and walked out of the room. I stared after him, before shrugging, and set my mind to making myself some coffee.
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"WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" Frankie yelled, bouncing on my bed. A vicious kick in her direction solved the problem. I pulled the covers over my head, when-
"WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!""What the hell, Frankie?" I muttered. My hair was a mess, and Frankie's voice was far too shrill for-
"5:20! We're late!"
"I did try to tell you," Frankie shrugged.
I got ready in record time (They should put me in the Guiness Book Of World Records, if they have a ninja styled one). So, by 5:53, I was ready.
"You take ages," Jacky commented, rolling her eyes, with her ever-present scowl (well, nearly ever-present. It's either the scowl or the blank face).
"I thought I was really quick today," I pouted.
Frankie and Jacky face-palmed.
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Review, or Kakuzu will steal all your money and Itachi will sharingan your ass, and Tobi will give you death hugs, and Zetsu will gnaw on your arm, and Pein will make it rain on your birthday (no! Anything but that!) and Sasori will set his puppets on you, and Diedara will blow you up, and Frankie will turn into the thing you're scared of the most, and Harry will blow you up too, and Jacky will cut you, using her bones as swords and Kisame will put Samehade (his sword) on your case, and then, after all that, Hidan will sacrifice you to Jashin! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow, I'm breathless now!