Hi. Tirzah here.

Wow.

It's been a long time.

-Shifty eyes-

So anyways, -sinks slowly behind desk while speaking- you all have no idea how sorry I am that I haven't updated for what…over a year? Nearly two years? Ack, I apologize. And I virtually throw millions of cookies and crap at you. –Hopes I'm forgiven-

But anyhoodles, I'm just not that into Twilight anymore. I mean, in case you guys haven't noticed. So, I decided that I'd quit updating for my stories. I mean, in case you guys haven't noticed. And then I completely forgot to tell you guys until now. Once again, sorry, and in case you guys haven't noticed. See, I just don't like it as much. The movie kind of killed it for me.

What I've been up to is obsessing over Harry Potter (never thought I would. But then again, when I was in Kindergarten, I thought I'd never be 13. Evidently, I was sorely mistaken), a helluva lotta writing on fictionpress (look me up, I'm DecemberShoshan), reading a lot of books, going to camp and basically putting off doing this. Hey, I can't help it. I procrastinate for everything. Writing to friends at camp, sleeping, updating on fictionpress, homework…everything.

So again, I apologize I haven't shared anything with any of you for a while and I'm still alive, ohmigahd wee, and I just wanted to say hello. If you want to verbally kill me, or track me down and physically kill me with various kitchen appliances (no fridges, wouldn't want you all to strain yourselves) then feel free. Just keep in mind, I have a killer rabbit.

Anyways, bye, and stay in school and all that crap.

-Tirzah