OTP Meme 10: Wearing animal ears.

A/N: HOLY SHIZNICK! I forgot to put a disclaimer! I'm sorry Nintendo!

Disclaimer: Nintendo and Intelligent Systems own Fire Emblem: Awakening. I'm just here to fill in the gaps.

Tharja, although always having her husband and daughter as available subjects, seemed to love putting curses on Stahl. From runny noses to truth curses, Sully began to wonder if Tharja wanted to make their relationship hell. If she didn't know better, she would say Tharja was actually obsessed with Stahl and used poor Robin as a cover story. Regardless, it was no surprise to see him with one hex or another (particularly on Tharja's monthly week of terror). Eventually Sully grew to believe he had been on the receiving end of all known curses…

Until the day she woke up next to a man with cat ears.

Sully was uncertain of this at first: usually her vision took a while to restore itself when she awoke in a normal fashion, particularly after spending a long time awake the night before. But as seconds passed and her vision become clearer as the two triangles continued to twitch, she became affixed with worry as to what happened to Stahl. No matter how many times she told herself of the fact that her current situation was impossible, the ears remained. "Stahl… you're a cat," Sully stated the obvious, not certain as to what else to say.

He cracked an eye open lazily, the pupils more elongated than usual. "Mmm… you're probably still asleep," he muttered and rolled away from her, causing Sully's eyes to widen in surprise. While she was quite familiar with his body and 'equipment', she was certain he didn't have that attached to him before. She reached out and grabbed the furry appendage, causing her fiancé to yelp with surprise and pain.

"YOU HAVE A CAT'S TAIL!"

"W-what?!" Stahl shot up immediately and examined his naked body, causing Sully's face to turn bright red. She was accustomed to seeing him in the nude, but that didn't stop her from becoming a tomato whenever she got a chance to see the full thing. "By Naga, it's true," he grabbed the sides of his head and began to rock back and forward, uncertain what to do next. Looking at Sully for answers, she noticed that his eyes were very much like a cat's, whereas he noticed the blood dribbling from her nose. "Your nose is-"

"I know," Sully sighed as she wiped away the blood. She couldn't help it if Stahl was such a fine example of a half-cat man nor if she really enjoyed the view, but she knew that he didn't enjoy it as much as she did. She let out another sigh, knowing she was going to regret her decision later.

Shortly after giving him a few pats on the head (of which he began purring, causing Sully to let out a startled yelp), she said: "Put on some clothes, Stallion. We're going on a dark mage hunt."

"He said he liked cats. I thought I was doing him a favor…" Tharja purred as she continued to make a cure for the hex she placed on Stahl.

"You don't just do favors for people, Tharja," Sully pointed out. She knew the dark mage wouldn't do such a thing to someone unless they either annoyed her or they asked her to. Knowing Stahl, it was probably the latter, although she couldn't find the answer as to why he'd do such a thing.

"He asked for me to extract his heart's true feelings for him… I didn't know that he would feel like a thousand fluffy kittens," the mage sighed, her words making Stahl blush lightly. "Anyways, now is an excellent time to remove that truth curse of yours.~"

While it was sweet that Stahl had wanted to show his true feelings for her, Sully was more mortified by the other new revelation. "Why the hell did you put a truth curse on Stahl?!"

A/N: Yay, the truth curse comes out. Stahl=Guinea Pig (he's even adorkable like one, so it works out! [did I just call a fictional character adorkable?!])

Apparently this chapter resembles the ideas someone else had in another 30 Day OTP fic. I'll have you know, the first part of this chapter was written weeks before that person here on Fanfiction posted their own story.I find it funny, though, that our ideas are similar.

For those who don't know my process, I look at the prompts and write whatever comes to mind (usually a few sentences or dialogue) and come back later to add more. I have at least one phrase planned out per day already, and they have been there for quite some time now… so it's really strange to see another fic written by a person I don't know popping out similar ideas as me…

Sorry for pressuring you guys to review. I had a bunch of Skittles that time and was on a bit of a sugar rush. I'm having a sugar hangover… Gaius would be proud.

Anyways, review please? It's a free way to support the author!