Author's note: New chappie! I hope you likey :)
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Kingdom Hearts!
It was lonely without Saix. I needed someone to hold me uncomfortably close. And kiss me. But that hasn't happened… yet. So one day I went to Walgreens. I talked with zexion when suddenly a pink haired man (or lady?) walked in.
"Are you one of those 'straight as a rainbow' fellows?" I asked
"No I am uber manly. And not rainbow like at all. There is no pink in a rainbow." He said.
"Oh. I think we should go out." I said.
"I'd get with that." Zexy said.
"Your gay zexy?"I exclaimed.
"No I was kidding. I *insert heart here* Larxene." He said while gazing into the toiletry aisle.
So I and the pink haired man (or lady) were off. He took me to this castle where we ran into Saix but he was with a woman…. Kairi. Shock horror. As per usual. I tried to keep kewl and kiss marluxia (still not sure of its gender… soon I will) but he pushed me off because he wants to save his purity… till tomorrow. *wink wink nudge nudge*
"Why are you with Marly ma man?" Saix said.
"Whaddaya mean YOUR man he's MA man. Got it memorized." I said
"That's my catch-phrase." Axel said
"What are you doing here?" Saix growled
"I'm on my date with roxy-poo!" axel said then looked at me and winked. "Heeeeeey."
Then Roxas jumped off the castle because his boyfriend was flirting with ANOTHER woman beside himself.
"Wait Roxas that's not what I meant!" said Axel.
Then I looked at Saix longingly. "I think we should get back together." I said.
"Yes." He said.
Then I started to sing in my beautiful honey sweet voice. "WeEE are forever ever ever gonna be together."
"What about me." Said Marly.
"Go die in a whole." I said.
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