I am Who I am
I do not own Glee, it's characters, it's dialogue or musical compositions. I do not own any music that is being used in the fiction, it belongs to the singer and or songwriter.
I own my plot and characters.
As always my fictions are chalked full of Finchel Smut. If you can't handle it this is not for you.
Chris is the main focus of this story along with his parents. The other kids will feature in a small capacity.
A little note: I HATE QUINN FABRAY. I HAVE SINCE THE OPENING CREDITS OF GLEE. SHE IS AN UGLY CHARACTER ON THE INSIDE WHICH MAKES HER UGLY TO THE WORLD. EVIL IS THE ONLY THING THAT DESCRIBES HER. NO ONE COULD BE AS CRUEL AS SHE WAS TO FINN AND BE LIKED. I THINK THE WRITERS LET HER OFF EASY. LIKE I SAID BEFORE SHE IS AN EVIL FINCHEL SEPARATOR AND MUST BE DESTROYED.
Also my mashup name for Chris and Adele is Chriadele pronounced like dreidel. Okay maybe still a work in progress.
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Chapter Ten: Cheaper by the ½ dozen!
Sunday at the Puckerman house
Puck and the kids were just finishing up dinner when the doorbell rang. He knew who it was, he let out a long breath to calm himself down. He knows what he's in for and it's not going to be pretty.
"Madi, take Noah go out the back and go to bobe s house" Puck tells his daughter
"Dad" She starts to say but Puck cuts her off. "Madison Beth Puckerman do as I say."
Madi grabs her brother's hand and they head out the back door to head to their grandma Puckerman's house.
The doorbell rings again and Puck answers it. "Q" he says dryly.
"Hello Noah" She respond with saccharine in her voice.
He knows she already has a plan in her head. Typical Quinn. She will never change he thinks. "What do you want Quinn"
"What makes you think I want something? Can't I just want to see my kids and their father?" she says sweetly.
"No, you always want something so out with it. I don't have time for your games" Puck answers her curtly.
"Well, I have been thinking and I think you are right. I need to drop all this Finn nonsense. We could be a family. A real family Noah."
"Whoop there it is" Puck drops. "Let's cut through the bull shit Fabray. You never wanted to be a family with me. You only wanted Hudson. You tried to trip Rachel in Glee rehearsals so she'd fall and have a miscarriage. Then you show up at their apartment with falsified DNA documents that claim Chris wasn't Finn's. Are you blind or were you blind, because I know you ain't stupid. It looked like Finn shit that kid out from day one. Then that wasn't good enough, you had to follow them to NYU and almost get Rachel RAPED! He scream. You ruined my friendship with Finn. You knew he and I were brothers from another mother but you didn't care. You only wanted to punish him. But guess what, I'm the one who missed out. He lived his life. I got stuck with you." Puck pauses and Quinn sees this as an opening
"Noah, I know I've done pretty horrible things, but I do care about you" She tries to sound sincere.
"NO YOU DON"T" Puck bellows. "You only ever cared about yourself. You don't even give a shit about your kids." She tries to protest but Puck shoots her a glare it makes her feel almost guilty.
"If you cared about MY KIDS, that's right my kids, you wouldn't have sent your daughter into a locker room to give the QB head. I found my 15 year old daughter naked, promising Chris Hudson victory head, Quinn. FUCKING VICTORY HEAD!" Puck yells once more.
"I didn't tell her to do that" Quinn claims.
"Don't even Quinn. I know she's telling the truth because you used to come in the locker room to give me victory head. You humiliated your daughter to get close to Finn's son. You are pathetic." Puck turns from her.
Quinn produces the obligatory tears 'But Noah, I've realized I- I Lo-lo—lo you"
"Can't even chock out the words Quinn. I've known since I was sixteen you don't and can't love me or anyone who isn't you."
"Puck, I lost my job yesterday. I don't know what I'm going to do" Quinn pleads
"Not my problem Quinn. I have to think about my kids. My lawyer already has the papers filled out and tomorrow when the court house opens he's filing for full custody of Noah. I'm petitioning for only supervised visits with you every other weekend, no over nights. Seeing as I already have full custody of Madi, if you want to see her petition the court because as of right now I'm revoking any arrangement we made regarding her." Puck says
Quinn is livid. "How dare you try to take my baby?"
"Save it, you lost the right to call him that when he told me and the lawyer you have been telling him to torment Isabella Hudson. He's eleven Quinn. He would do anything to make you love him and you took advantage of that. It makes me want to vomit."
Quinn slinks over to Puck, rubbing his forearm. "Please Noah, you wouldn't turn your back on the mother of your children"
"Quinn I'm done letting you take advantage of me. By the way, I had an interesting conversation with Finn and Rachel when they called to invite me and the kids over for dinner." Puck tells her. Quinn's eyes bug out and she starts blinking rapidly.
"Turns out, Finn was looking at places to buy for their studio and instead he found you trying once again to destroy his happiness. When are you going to truly and finally realize. HE LOVES RACHEL."
"Puck"
"Get out Quinn"
"But"
"Get out of my fucking house and my life. I've thrown away too many years on you. JUST GET OUT!"
Quinn stiffens her back and throws her hair back. "Fine, I'll see you in court asshole"
"That's right bitch. Poor Quinn always the victim." Puck says as he slams the door in her face.
Chris spent all day Saturday talking or texting with Adele. They were getting to know one another. She told him all about how she lives with her widow dad, who is an Emergency Room Physician. Adele grew up in Chicago, Illinois, where her mother was killed in a drive by. She was with a college friend at an outdoor restaurant when she was killed. After her mother's murder, her father wanted her out of the inner city. Her dad grew up in Westerville and attended Dalton. He applied at Lima General and is now the head of Emergency Medicine.
"Are you liking Lima?" Chris asks Adele.
"It's certainly different than Chicago. I mean I could jump on the train and be at the museum in 20 minutes or walk up to the art galleries on Michigan Avenue. If I want to go to an art gallery here I have to wait for my dad's day off and we drive to Columbus." Adele answered him.
"It will be better once I get my license. I can drive you down there." Chris boasted.
"I'd like that very much. We have to wait until May though right?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?" Chris wonders
"Your mom" Adele says
"Whoa, you were talking to my mom?" Chris says a bit scared.
"Well, yeah, there are four quarters in Football and you aren't on the field for the defense we had to talk about something. Like you grandma was telling me when you were a baby….." Adele tells him animatedly
"OK, enough of that, embarrassing stories. I'm gonna kill my grams" Chris chuckles.
"I think it's cute. I could tell how much she loves you" Adele takes his hand. 'She, your grandpa and parents are really proud of you and your brother adores you. Your sisters think you're great as well" Adele tells him what she learned at the game last night.
"Do you want to come over? My dad is at the hospital." Adele asks.
Chris really wants to but he knows his parents won't let him. It's Sunday and school and everything.
"Yeah, I don't think the rents would like it too much, considering we just starting dating and I've not even met your dad. Probably should do that first before I come over and be alone with his daughter" Chris said. Okay who is he and what has he done with his balls. A freaking beautiful girl asked him to come to her house where they'd be alone and he says no. Great his pansy ass lovey dovey dad is getting to him.
"I-I understand" Adele stuttered out. "It actually would be a good thing. You meeting my dad I mean. Maybe our parents should meet as well." She offers
"You don't ever want to spend any alone time with me do you?" He chuckles'
"What does that mean" she pouts
"If my ma meets your father there is no way in hell she won't get his schedule and then we'll never be alone." Chris returns
"My dad wouldn't talk about his schedule. He usually leaves work at the hospital" She responds
"My mom is like the CIA, she'll have him admitting he killed that dude everyone's always looking for in Detroit" Chris laughs and Adele joins him.
"She did have me telling her things I wasn't on planning to. She is sneaky that way huh?"
"Sure is, hey babe, my dad's yelling for me I'll text you before I go to sleep and see you in the morning at school."
"Ok, Chris goodnight. Don't forget to text me. See you in the boqer." Adele ended in Hebrew before hanging up.
Chris likes his girlfriend knows Hebrew. They could talk to each other and people at school wouldn't know. He can't wait to see her in the boqer.
"Yeah dad I'm here." Chris screamed down the stairs at his dad.
"Come here. Mom and I want to talk to you" Finn yelled back.
"What's up parental unit" Chris jokes
"Well, we wanted to let you know we found a studio space and it looks like we are going to get it. I'll be around less, you know overseeing the redo and setup" Finn told him with Rachel looking on.
"Okay?" Chris said sardonically
"Okay, is we just thought we would let our eldest Child in on the plans this family is making. I'm going to need you to step up and help more around the house" Rachel admonishes his teenage angst self.
"Oh, that's it. No problem. Of course I'll help." Chris says to his parents.
"Can I go? I want to play some Mario Kart then take a shower before bed. Coach wants us there early for before school practice"
Chris goes up stairs while his parents snuggle up on the sofa. The girls and Cullen are already asleep.
"He's a good boy" Rachel exclaims
"Yeah he is" Finn agrees.
Chris gets to school the next morning to find the locker room full of his team mates, but no coach Puckerman.
"Alright ladies" Coach John says. Really the eighties called they want their cliché coach speak back.
"Coach Puckerman will not be with us for the next few days. He has family business he is taking care of, any questions that don't start with 'What family business?" No one said a word. "Good, suit up and hit the grass in 5 minutes. You will do suicides full pads if you are a second late."
Chris was dog tired after practice. You would have thought they lost on Friday night. He's glad he wasn't stupid enough to say something like that. Krofsky did and Coach had him doing up downs for 30 minutes. He puke out his guts when it was done.
Chris turned the corner and there she was, his tiny beautiful Adele, standing at his locker with a Gatorade and granola bar.
"Hey, gorgeous girlfriend of mine' Chris called to her from down the hall.
"Hello, boyfriend, who looks beat and it's only 7:45 am." She replies.
"Coach P wasn't at practice and Coach John always has something to prove when he's in charge. It was brutal. But that is over, thank the god of Valhalla, and I get to see your beautiful face." Chris flirts
"Well, I like looking at your face too." She flirts back.
"Oh, I almost forgot, I think I know why coach Puckerman wasn't at practice. I heard that Sabrina girl talking to the other Cheerios in the girl's bathroom." Adele says
"Adele, that's gossip and I really don't want to get into why he wasn't here. It's not our business." Chris says
"Even if they said it's because of you." Adele says
"What?" Chris yells then whispers "What?"
"According to Sabrina, Coach Puckerman caught you and his daughter naked in the locker room Friday night after the game. Of course I don't believe that because you wouldn't do that right?" Adele looked at him and Chris averted his eyes.
"OMG! I am so stupid. Why did I think a guy like you would want someone like me? Is that why you didn't want to come over last night?" Adele is ranting.
Chris grabs her shoulders then mashes his lips to hers. Adele however, pushes him away. "No, you don't get to do that. I'm not another conquest Christopher Hudson. I will not be someone's second choice." Adele starts to walk away dropping the Gatorade and granola bar.
Chris runs after her pulling her into an empty class room. "NO, you don't get to yell at me then walk away without letting me explain. Adele, I really like you. Let me tell you what happened."
She nods her head while fighting against the tears that are rimming her big brown eyes. Chris tells her what happen. How coach P found them but heard everything. He let Chris leave telling him was a good kid for not taking advantage of Madison even though she threw herself at him.
Adele listens and her tears fall. "I'm sorry, for jumping to conclusions. I fully understand if you want to break up with me." She says turning from Chris.
"Why would I break up with the single most beautiful girl on the planet?" Chris assures her pulling her to him. She melts her back against his chest closing her eyes. "I'm sorry, I didn't tell you myself" Chris says placing a kiss to the top of her head.
"It's okay. We should trust each other. You have not given me a reason not to trust you. It's just I'm insecure. I really, really like you too Chris and I am realistic. I don't look like Madi Puckerman. You could have any girl and with my insecurities it's hard to image that you like me back"
"Silly girl. It's not a choice. It's like I have to be with you. Like, like there's an invisible force, magnet that is pulling me to you" Chris tells her.
"I feel it too" Adele steps on her tip toes and plants a kiss to his pink lips he inherited from his dad.
They are locked onto each other's lips when they hear someone clearing their throat. They look up to see Will standing there smiling at them. "Chris, Adele, you should get going the bell is about to ring."
They both blush at being caught. "Thanks Uncle Will for being cool" Chris mumbles as they walk out of the classroom holding hands.
"Just like Finn and Rachel" Will says to the empty classroom.
A Couple of weeks later:
"Rachel please, I'm begging you. We are going to be late and I'd really like to see the newest Hudson" Finn pleads with his wife.
"I don't have anything to wear. I'm fat" Rachel pouts from the floor of their massive walk in closet that could be another bedroom. She has clothes stuffed in there and she can't find anything.
"Baby, you're pregnant not fat. How many time do I have to tell you that" He says sweetly.
"You're supposed to say that your my husband and I'd cut your balls off if you didn't but thank you" She says sweetly back.
Finn swallows hard. His Adam's apple bobbing up and down his neck. "Rachel there has got to be something in there. Look how bout this" He hold up black yoga pants and a pink off the shoulder sweat shirt that says #fitlife. It kind of her catch phrase. Every time she goes running she get a selfie and posts to twitter for her fans to see she's still trying to live the fit life.
"Okay, I like that" Rachel beams.
Then Finn mumbles lowly "Haven't even been friends with Santana in years but you can sure project her today"
"What was that babe" Rachel asks
"Nothing, nothing at all" Finn answers
"Uh Huh. Santana my ass" Rachel laughs watching her husband's face fall at the realization she heard him.
"Sorry baby, get that hot ass in those clothes or we definitely won't make our appointment.
"Nice save Hudson" Rachel chuckles.
Finally they make it to the doctor's office.
"Mrs. Hudson" the nurse says "That's us" Finn responds taking Rachel's hand in his following the nurse to the exam room.
Rachel changed into one of those paper gowns and now they wait for the doctor to come in.
Dr. Sirbapolous walks in and Finn instantly takes a dislike to him. Who does he think he is looking all Greek god like?
"Mr. and Mrs. Hudson? I'm Dr. Sirbapolous but you can call me Demetri." He says leering at Rachel a bit too long for Finn's liking. Finn stands at his full 6'4" and comes eye to eye with Demetri. Finn is used to looking down on people but this dude is just as tall as he is. So not liking Dr. Sirbobolli or whatever.
"Finn Hudson" Finn shakes his hand. "MY WIFE, Mrs. Hudson" Finn introduces Rachel.
"It's Rachel actually" Rachel corrects Finn shaking her head at her husband's antics. You think after 15 years and four, now five kids, Finn caveman like tendencies would have ceased to exist.
"Finn be nice" Rachel admonishes him.
"I am" he looks down on his wife.
"Okay so let's take a look and see what's, what okay" Demetri tells them
"Sure" Rachel says back putting her feet in the stirrups letting her knees fall to the side. Finn is not liking this one bit. Why does Rachel always get the hot doctors? Why? Why can't she ever get a woman who's not a lesbian and attracted to your wife (Isabella's doctor) or a guy who isn't a blonde blue eyed Nordic god (Aiyana and Cullen's doctor) What ever happened to nice normal Dr. Wu. (Chris's doctor)
"Dr. Wu retired three years ago. He took his bonsai trees and moved to Belize. He had enough of hormonal pregnant woman and their equally crazed husbands." Demetri said as he began his examination. "Rachel you're going to feel pressure while I exam your cervix." He puts his hand up Rachel's exam gown making sure to cover her modesty.
"Sorry, I let my mouth say things my brain isn't ready to share" Finn chuckles
"It's quite alright Mr. Hudson. I am an OB and when my wife was pregnant with our children, I kind of was the same way." Demetri told Finn.
Yes, he's married has his own kids. This could be okay. I know he isn't interested in my wife's goody basket Finn thinks
"Happily married doc. That's great" Finn says as Demetri washes his hands and grabs the ultrasound machine.
"For seven years, I met Sophia on a summer in Greece. Her parents were friends of my parents before they immigrated to the US. It was sort expected we'd get married."
Finn sort of didn't know what to think but he need to figure it out "Arranged marriage then?" Finn asked
"We sort of but not really. They wouldn't have forced us to get married it was still our choice, I fell in love with her and her me so it worked out" Demetri said. "Let's see that little peanut in there."
Rachel moved the gown out of the way and revealed a baby bump. "According to the chart you are supposed to be around 11 -12 weeks. But you got a small baby bump going on" Demetri says while he squirts the blue goo on Rachel's tummy.
"Yeah I noticed but I thought that it was because it's our fifth" Rachel explains.
They hear the heartbeat then they hear a back beat.
"What was that?" Finn and Rachel both ask.
"Well…. Demetri looking at the ultrasound machine marking and measuring… it looks like we've got twins. Congratulations."
"Fuck what? "Rachel says
"What?" Finn looking at the screen.
"Well Rachel, Finn there are two babies in there.
"Holy Hell Finn, you better make that damn appointment to get a vasectomy and soon. No you can't just knock me up for the fifth time, you got to knock me up with twins." Rachel yells
"Rach, babe, baby, I didn't do it by myself" Finn knew he messed up when Demetri pulled his lips in and shook his head.
Rachel shot Finn a look he knew he wasn't getting laid until he had his shit sniped even though he thought he'd have at least up until the six weeks after the baby was born if at all. He figured he'd talk her out of it but now he knows his balls are done for.
"I'll call Dr. Jones in the morning." Finn acquiesces.
"That's right. Demetri may we have five sonogram photos of our newest Hudson's please." Rachel asks
"Sure, they'll be at the front desk. I'd like to see you in four weeks." Demetri says leaving the married couple alone.
"I'm sorry I yelled Finn" Rachel says while getting dressed. "It just took me by surprise"
"I'm sorry baby, but we will manage it together like we always do. I've loved you since I was fifteen and I want you to be happy." Finn explains
"I am happy honey. Who could be upset about two new Finchel babies?"
"It is cheaper by the ½ dozen" Finn smiles cheekily
"No it's cheaper by the dozen and never happening Hudson" Rachel laughs
Please Read and Review so I know if you're liking what I'm writing.
Puck's explanation of what Quinn has done is from my other story I'll Show you Love I'll Show You Everything.
I worked with Sophia, she met her Husband on the island of Santorini and they fell in love and got married. It was exactly like I wrote. They were expected to be married but in the end it was their choice.
I use gods, Valhalla, Greek god so as to not offend anyone whose religion may or may not be portrayed in my fiction.
Boqer= Morning in Hebrew
Bobe s=grandmother's