So in one of the reviews, I was brutally attacked by a fan with Loud Capitals and Bad Grammar, demanding I put in a Alice/Shun drabble. I've decided to take this request, avec l'espoir qu'il ou elle ne retourne pas, parce que cette personne me fait plus qu'un peu peur.
Yes. Let's hope fans who use Loud Capitals and Bad Grammar can't speak French.
Pairing: Alice x Shun (Shun x Alice?)
Word Count: 155
Once upon a time, there was this SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHAWT ninja dude named Shun. He was all bffs with Dan and one day, while Dan was being all, "MAN I'M SO GOOD LOOKING!", Shun confided his friend in a HUGE secret.
"Dude, I've got the hots for that HOTTIEHOTHOTTIE, Alice," Shun whined. "I mean I just go near her and my heart starts pounding and my face turns red and I can't talk right, which isn't a big deal since I don't talk a lot in the first place. I think it might have something to do with the fact she's sorta androgynous."
Alice jumped out from behind a closet door that was not previously mention for unknown reason. "Don't worry Shun, I love you too! It's because of the way you lean against walls, it's so sexy."
"I knew it!" Shun cried and the two of them made out.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Lolz.
But seriously guys, I'm a bit of an Alice x Shun fan, it's just really overplayed and badly done a lot of the time. Eventually I'll probably give you a serious fic with them, but for now I'd prefer poking fun.
For serial.