"HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT RIGHT NOW!" She shouted looking like she's charged up or something.
"And if HE's not here to have it... YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR HIM!." She carried on shouting before jumping onto the counter and kicking everything off of it.
"That's right! NOTHING has brought Papyrus and I closer than cooking! Which means that if I give you his lesson...WE'LL BECOME CLOSER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE! Fuhuhu! Afraid!? We're gonna be best friends!" She continued before jumping over to us, picking Frisk up then jumping back, she is seriously strong if she was able to hold them horizontally.
"Let's start with the sauce!" She stomped on the ground and vegetables fell from a hatch in the ceiling, guess she had Alphys install that.
"Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Now! Pound them to dust with your fists!" She shouted looking pumped up. I watch Frisk try punching them only to just knock over a tomato as I sipped on the ketchup bottle.
"YEAH! YEAH! Our hearts are uniting against these healthy ingredients! NOW IT'S MY TURN! NGAHHH!" She yelled smashing all of the vegetables in one hit making it splat everywhere. Turning to look at each other I could see sauce all over Undyne's and Frisk's faces.
"Uhh, we'll just scrape this into a bowl later. But for NOW!" Again stomping on the ground, I watched as a pot and a box of dried spaghetti fell from another hatch, how are the hatches able to tell which order to open and how do they get restocked?
"... we add the noodles! Homemade noodles are the best! BUT I JUST BUY STORE-BRAND! THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!" She shouted turning to me and grinning. I just saluted her slightly and continued watching.
"NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Uhh, just put them in the pot." I could see the energy from Undyne getting to Frisk as they fiercely threw the spaghetti into the pot, including the box.
"YEAH! I'M INTO IT! Alright! Now it's time to stir the pasta!" I stared at the back of her head, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that it needed water and by the sound of the noodles hitting the pot there wasn't any.
"As a general rule of thumb, the more you stir... THE BETTER IT IS! Ready? Let's do it!" Frisk grabbed hold of the wooden spoon and just started mashing everything in the pot with the screams from Undyne shouting "harder". Eventually she had enough and pushed Frisk to the side.
"Ugh, let me do it!" She demanded before stabbing a spear into the pot even bending the metal a bit.
"Fuhuhuhu! That's the stuff! Alright, now for the final step: TURN UP THE HEAT! Let the stovetop symbolize your passion! Let your hopes and dreams turn into burning fire! READY? Don't hold anything back!" She stated helping Frisk reach the controls. With Undyne's encouragement Frisk just kept turning it hotter and hotter until the whole house went up in flames. There was fire everywhere and the room was red with heat.
"Ah. Man, no wonder Papyrus sucks at cooking... So what's next? Scrapbooking? Friendship bracelets?... oh, who am I kidding. I really screw this up, didn't I? I can't force you to like me, human, either of you. Some people just don't get along with each other. I understand if you feel that way about me. And if we can't be friends... That's okay. Because... If we're not friends..." I could hear her voice turning dark, slowly I raised myself from my seat ready to help Frisk if needed to.
"IT MEANS I CAN DESTROY YOU WITHOUT REGRET!" She shouted pulling her spear out and pointing it at Frisk. I jumped over the table and pulled Frisk behind me.
"I've been defeated... My house is in shambles... I even failed to befriend you. That's it. I don't care if you're my guest anymore. One final rematch! All out on both sides! IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN REGAIN MY LOST PRIDE! NOW COME ON! HIT ME WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT! NGAHHHH!" She shouted taking a step back. I was about to grab Frisk and run when they ran straight past me towards Undyne.
"frisk! stop!" I shouted holding my hand out about to use my magic to pull them back when Frisk swung at Undyne. I flinched when it connected but saw it only take off one hp, the kid is seriously weak.
"What. That's the best you can manage? Even attacking at full force... You just can't muster any intent to hurt me, huh?... Heh, you know what?" She asked dropping her spear and letting it fade out of sight.
"I don't actually want to hurt either of you either. At first, I hated your stupid saccharine schtick, but... The way you hit me right now, it... Reminded me of someone I used to train with. Now I know you aren't just some wimpy loser. You're a wimpy loser with a big heart!" She said with a big grin appearing on her face.
"Just like him... Listen, humans. It seems that you and ASGORE are fated to fight. But knowing him...He probably doesn't want to. Talk to him. I'm sure you can persuade him to let you go home. Eventually, some mean human will fall down here... And I'll take THEIR soul instead. That makes sense, right? Fuhuhu. Oh, and if you DO hurt ASGORE... I'll take the human souls... Cross the barrier... And beat the hell out of you! That's what friends are for, right? Fuhuhu! Now let's get the hell out of this flaming house!" Undyne said before picking both of us up and heading out the front door.
Taking a few steps from her house she carefully put us down.
"Well, that was fun, huh? We'll have to hand out again another time...! But, uh somewhere else I guess. In the meantime, I guess I'll go hand with Papyrus. So if you need me, drop by Snowdin, OK!? OH! And if you ever need help... Just give Papyrus a ring, ok? Since we're in the same spot, I'll be able to talk too! Well, see ya later, punks!" She shouted before dashing away towards Snowdin. I looked down at Frisk and wiped off a bit of ash from their face.
"hey, you ok kid?" I asked then quickly became shocked as they jumped towards me wrapping their arms around my neck. I stayed still for a moment before hugging them back. Gently they pulled away and used their hands to sign.
"Thank you, that really helped." Frisk signed and I grinned.
"no problem kid. now where to next? could really do with some actual grub. wanna head to grillby's?" I asked receiving a nod from them.
Making our way through Waterfall we made it back to the riverman.
"Tra la la. Care for a ride?" Frisk and I got on and told them to head to Snowdin.
"Tra la la. Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?" They asked but then just went silent before letting us off on the otherside.
"Come again some time. Tra la la." They said again waving us off. Heading to Grillby's I spot Undyne talking to Papyrus before heading inside. Sitting down on the stools I smiled at Grillby.
"a burger for the kid and some fries for me." I asked Grillby receiving a nod. The kid stayed sat on the stool kicking their legs slightly. It wasn't long until Grillby came back with the food.
"hey grillbs, have i got a story for you."