Blaze: um, I don't think I should bring in any of the characters from my polls
Tigerstar: why not?
Blaze: wrong story! And because most people want Twilight and then there are people who want Star Trek and even some people who want characters that are not on the poll and they are people who don't want Twilight
Tigerstar: then…
Blaze: I know what I'm bringing in, just read the chapter and tell me what you think, Chapter 15 is when I'm going to have some characters go home and another three come in maybe.
Tigerstar: okay?
Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter or YouTube
Blaze: here's chapter 10 and yes, I know I gave it away with the disclaimer but ah well
Chapter 10
We Have Candy (Also Cars and Steel)
Anakin walked into the open and gazed around. "Why have the last chapters been with me walking into the open?" he wondered aloud.
"Because you are like the awesomeness character of all time," Blaze replied.
"Is awesomeness even a word?" Nasuada asked, walking up behind Anakin and causing him to leap into the air with a yelp of surprise.
"Don't do that," he complained, narrowing his eyes.
"Sorry, I had to get away from that Spa I was at yesterday, Palpatine showed up," Nasuada replied before shuddering. "It was ghastly."
"Ghastly?" Eragon said, narrowing his eyes as he tried to figure out what that word meant.
Luke and Arya walked into the open, hand in hand and Eragon began steaming again. "God, you are on fire, again!" Murtagh said with a sigh as he grabbed a bucket of water and threw it on him.
"Ah HOT!!!" Eragon shouted, glaring at his half brother.
Murtagh smiled. "Sorry," he said, not sounding sorry at all. "I guess I must have picked up the boiling water instead.
"I'll get you for that," Eragon screeched.
"No you won't," Murtagh retorted.
"Try and stop me."
"Okay, Pumpkinhead?" Murtagh said looking up. Pumpkinhead came running up yelling something no one could understand and Eragon ran off screaming like a baby.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, I wish I had caught that on tape," Arya said, laughing.
Luke shut off his video camera. "I got it," he said gleefully. "I'm going to post it on YouTube."
"Woohoo," Arya screamed before running off with Luke toward Blaze's computer room.
"That is not funny," Eragon shouted, running back but paling visibly before hurrying away from the scene as Pumpkinhead glared at him.
"Scardy cat," Pumpkinhead muttered before disappearing and Blaze walked into the open, muttering something under her breath.
"What's the matter with you?" Murtagh asked curiously.
"Luke and Arya hacked into my YouTube account and posted that video of Eragon running away from Punpkinhead on my account," she muttered before glancing over her shoulder. "NEXT TIME, MAK YOUR OWN ACCOUNT!" she shouted angrily.
"Sorry," Luke called back.
Blaze rolled her eyes before pulling out her remote and the manual as well. She flipped through it before finding the instructions for the red button. "Cool, I think I'm going to bring some more characters here," she said.
"Oh no," Anakin groaned.
Blaze pressed the red button and a sudden flash of green light that faded to, you guessed it, pink appeared and suddenly three people appeared before them all. One of them was a man with a scar on his forehead. The other was a woman with dark hair and the third was an ugly bald man that reminded Murtagh and Anakin of Galbatorix and Palpatine, respectfully.
"Coolieo," Blaze said smiling gleefully.
"Who are they?" Eragon asked, coming back when he saw Pumpkinhead had gone home.
"Oh, my bad, that's Harry Potter," Blaze said, pointing to the man. "The woman is Hermonie, I don't remember her last name and the ugly dude is Lord Voldemort."
"I'm not ugly," Voldemort complained. "You shall pay for that." But before he could do anything, Palpatine directed Sith lightening at him and caused him to go flying into a house.
"Don't you dare touch my future apprentice," he snapped angrily.
"Future apprentice? Oh as if," Blaze scoffed, rolling her eyes.
"Come to the dark side, Blaze," Palpatine said, looking back at the authoress. "We have candy."
"Candy?" Blaze said, looking up with a small smile on her face.
"Oh god, you had to go and mention that," the stranger muttered.
"What the hell am I doing here?" the man called Harry demanded angrily.
"What am I doing here?" Hermonie asked curiously.
Voldemort glared at Harry. "Do you think we can get on with our duel?" he asked.
"Uh, no way jose," Blaze snapped.
Voldemort glared at her. "Who are you to stop it?" he demanded and was suddenly thrown into an active volcano.
"What is with you and volcanoes?" Anakin asked, looking at Blaze with confusion in his eyes.
"Who are you?" Harry asked, gazing at them. "Seriously, what the hell is going on? And will someone please get Voldemort away from me, my scars starting to burn."
Blaze laughed. "All right," she said and pressed another button on her remote, the volcano, with Voldemort in it, disappeared.
"Where did you send it?" Galbatorix asked.
"The Spine," Blaze replied before looking at Hermonie and Harry. "Hermonie, Harry, this is Anakin and Luke," she said, pointing to the father and son. "Those over there are Nasuada, Arya, Murtagh, and Eragon," she added, pointing to them respectively. "I have no idea as to where Brom went."
She pointed to Durizzle, who had come back gangster like again, the Emperor and the King before saying, "Those are Durizzle, Palpatine and Galbatorix. Orik still hasn't come back from Farthen Dur so I can't introduce you to him yet."
"Durizzle?" Hermonie echoed, sounding puzzled.
"Fer shizzles dawg, what is up homegirl?" Durizzle replied.
Hemornie glared at him before pulling out her wand and whispering a spell under her breath, causing him to go flying into the wall. "What iz up with that, homegirl?" he demanded angrily.
"Weirdo," Hermonie muttered.
"Wow, you're more ugly than Lord Doofus," Harry commented, gazing at Palpatine who scowled in response.
Anakin laughed. "Everyone says that," he replied.
"Hey, don't you dare talk like that about your master," Palpatine snapped.
"Obi Wan isn't here and I wasn't talking about him," Anakin replied simply.
"I'm glad you came back to the light side, Anakin," Obi Wan's spirit said. "But couldn't you have done it before you killed me? I'm bored being dead."
"How is it that you are dead and yet talking to us?" Harry asked.
"Through the Force," Obi Wan replied.
"What's the Force?"
"God, these people are like those Alagaesians over there," Obi Wan muttered before disappearing.
"Tell Mace I say hi," Anakin called.
"Will do," Obi Wan replied before his voice faded away. A few moments later, a dark skinned man glowing in blue light appeared and glared at Anakin.
"Why hello Mace Windu," Anakin greeted him.
"Oh don't talk like that, I'm still mad at you," Mace snapped.
"Why?" Anakin asked.
"Because you pushed me out of a window and stole my favorite car, my '64 Mustang," Mace complained.
Anakin glowered at him. "In case you've forgotten, which you probably have, Palpatine was the one that tossed you out the window and he was the one that stole your Mustang," he replied.
"Damn that idiot Emperor," Mace said, scowling.
"Calm down, Master Windu," another voice sounded and Anakin looked up to find the spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn joining them.
"What is this? A gathering of Force spirits or what?" Luke asked, also watching the exchange.
"Nah, I just came by to make sure Mace here didn't lose his temper," Qui-Gon replied before he and Mace disappeared.
"This is really strange," Harry commented.
"I know," Hermonie agreed.
"And I can't believe Mace had a '64 Mustang and he didn't even tell me," the stranger complained.
"Palpatine still has it you know," Blaze pointed out.
"Cool," the stranger ignited his lightsaber with a snap hiss before rushing forward and slashing at the Emperor who leaped back and barely blocked the blows with his lightsaber. As those two fought onward, Harry straightened up before gazing around.
"Ah what would I give to have my broom with me?" he muttered.
"Here you go," Blaze said, handing Harry and Hermonie their brooms.
"Thanks," Harry said before getting on it and taking off into the sky.
"Watch out for the dragons," Eragon shouted.
"There are no such things as dra…" Harry broke off as Saphira, Thorn and Shurikan came flying rapidly toward him. "Of course," he muttered before flying out of the way as the three dragons flew past him.
"Where have you been?" Murtagh asked, gazing at the dragons while Anakin and Luke leapt back in surprise.
"Oh yeah, you came after the dragons went missing," Blaze commented. "Anakin, Luke, those are Saphira, Thorn and Shurikan," she said, pointing to the blue, red and black dragons respectively
"Um, nice to meet you," Anakin said his voice shaking.
He's cute, Saphira commented.
"I know, isn't he?" Blaze gushed, gazing at Anakin.
"I thought you thought I was cute," Murtagh complained.
"You are, you and Anakin are the cutest of all time," Blaze replied with a smile.
"Ah okay," Murtagh said, his dark eyes going back to Thorn and they seemed to be talking silently back to one another.
"You idiot, why did you steal that Mustang from Mace, I was going to buy it from him," the stranger cried, still swinging his blade rapidly at the ugly Emperor dude.
"He was an idiot anyway, I deserved it and I don't like your tone, your bantha eating piece of scum," Palpatine hissed.
The stranger glared at him before opening his mouth and saying:
----Passage has been deleted do to explicit content, language and others stuff but it included several insults about his mother, his lifestyle, his clothes, his looks and several other things that I don't think I should repeat----
"Well, I uh, I…" Palpatine stuttered, his eyes going wide with shock at all the insults the stranger directed at him.
"Ha, you can't even think of a good comeback," the stranger said smiling.
"Yo momma is so fat that when she walked through the doorway, she got stuck," Palpatine snapped.
"Oh my freaking god, that is like the like worst like yo momma joke in like ever," Arya said with a roll of her eyes as she gazed at her hand. "Emagawd, I broke a nail," she cried, gazing mournfully at her nails.
Everyone looked at her before turning their attention back to Palpatine and the stranger. "This is getting all the more stranger," Harry commented.
"You're telling me," Hermonie agreed.
Blaze walked over to them before hitting each of them upside the head with a bar of steel. "Will you shut up all ready?" she shouted.
"Ow!!" The stranger complained before disappearing.
"Ow!!" Palpatine complained, glaring at her. "Why did you do that?"
"Would you rather I throw you into that pit of water filled with piranhas," Blaze snapped.
"Um, nope, never mind," Palpatine said before turning around and running toward the Spine to join Lord Voldemort, using the Force to enhance his speed.
"Well?" Blaze demanded, turning her angry gaze to Galbatorix who paled visibly.
"I, um, I'm going to see what's keeping them," Galbatorix said running to Shurikan before leaping onto him and flying straight toward the Spine where the other dark lords were hanging out.
"I wonder what got into him," Blaze commented.
Anakin sighed before activating his lightsaber. "Wanna spar?" he asked Luke.
"Sure," Luke agreed and the two of them began sparring, Harry and Hermonie watched them, their eyes wide with interest.
"When did they get back from their broom ride?" Nasuada muttered, speaking for the first time that entire episode.
"I like have no like idea," Arya said, still crying over her broken nail.
"Oh for crying out loud, here," Blaze thrust two tickets to an all expense paid vacation to a Spa at the other end of Alagaesia.
"Oh like thank like you Blaze," Arya said before leaping into a white stretch limo that had appeared out of nowhere. Nasuada joined her and the two girls sped off toward the Spa.
"Good riddance," Eragon muttered. "Now Luke doesn't have any one to go drooling after."
"Ah shut up, Eragon," Luke snapped and Force pushed Eragon, causing him to go flying into a pool of mud.
"This is mud right?" Eragon asked, standing up and glaring at Luke.
"I'm sure it is, I don't bring that much gross things into my story," Blaze replied.
"Except for the cow dung but you have to admit, that was funny," Anakin pointed out.
"Yes, it truly was," Murtagh agreed.
"Who wants to watch the race?" Obi Wan's spirit said suddenly.
"Car racing?" Anakin asked.
"What else?"
Anakin groaned.
"When did Obi Wan like car racing?" Luke asked curiously as he and his father continued to spar.
"You do not want to know, I think it had something to do with the fact that Ventress liked racing," Anakin replied.
"Did Obi Wan have a thing for this Ventress person?" Luke asked.
"I did NOT!" Obi Wan screeched in fury as a tv appeared out of no where and Blaze turned on the race, sitting down and holding her bar of steel close.
"Why are you carrying that around?" Harry asked, putting a hand on his scar as Voldemort came back with Galbatorix and Palpatine behind him. "Damn you, now my scar's hurting again."
Blaze laughed and said, "I need it to keep all of you in line, now sit!" she shouted.
"You do not tell me what to do," Palpatine snapped.
"I said SIT!" Blaze shouted, raising her bar of steel and everyone sat down immediately. Blaze laughed. "Man, I could get used to this," she muttered aloud before turning her attention back to the race on tv.
A/n what do you think?
Blaze: yeah, I brought Harry Potter in, don't worry, on chapter 15, I'm sending someone, not all three, home and bringing in another character. This is a tricrossover with Harry Potter, Star Wars and Inheritance Cycle.
Darth: and?
Blaze: I'm getting to that, I'm putting a list of the people I'm thinking of sending back, please give me your feedback
Darth: can I do I?
Blaze: no
Anakin: can I?
Blaze: okay
Darth: ah bleh
Anakin: yay!
Who should I send back to their world in Chapter 15?
~Luke from Star Wars
~Palpatine from Star Wars
~Harry from Harry Potter
~Voldemort from Harry Potter
Blaze: don't worry, you don't have to decide now, in fact, I wouldn't decide until chapter 14
Darth: then why did you post it now?
Blaze: Because I wanted to, duh
Darth: (rolls eyes and sighs)
Blaze: please review and the next chapter shall be posted as soon as I can.