Menagerie - A collection of Short Stories and Drabbles in the world of White Collar.
(I don't own anything but I do like playing with the characters when I can.)
Drabbles #10 - "White Collar Christmas Carols"
(Spoilers, humor and general silliness!)
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(to the tune of: "Jingle Bells")
*Jingle Bells
Keller smells
Wilkes has got b.o.
Neal's charming, Peter's cute
And Mozzie's paranoid!
**Jingle Bells
Hughes just yells
Diana kicks some butt
Italian roast from June who hosts
A champagne luncheon toast!
Driving through New York
In a Taurus that's from Ford
Neal gets nervous
Peter's driving worse!
Candy gets cut off
Subi gets unlocked
Alex helps Neal
To get the music box...
ooooh!
*/**(repeat top chorus)
()()()
(to the tune of: "Deck the Halls")
Change the channel to White Collar
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La
Tis January 18th when we hollar
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La
Now we don our fan fic stories
Fa La La
Fa La La
Fa La La
Want to see our Neal and Peter
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La
()()()
(to the tune of: "Frosty the Snowman")
Young Neal Caffrey was a jolly charming con
With a Devor suit and two bright blue eyes
And fedoras by the ton.
Young Neal Caffrey is a legend so they say
He was on the run but was caught and tamed
By Agent Peter Burke one day.
He liked to do some flips and tricks
With fedoras he had around
For when he had one on his head
Peter called him such a clown!
Young Neal Caffrey has a tracking anklet now
First it was Candy then too soon Subi
Used to track him endlessly...
Tippity Toe Toe
Tippity Toe Toe
Look at Neal sneak
Tippity Toe Toe
Tippity Toe Toe
Watch all the wine he drinks!