Severus, Regulus, and Lucius sat side by side on the grass by the lake, staring out at the glassy water; it's smoothness only disturbed by the occasional ripple of water from the giant squid.

"So, how was the date with Narcissa?" Snape asked, making conversation.

"Fine, fine . . . It's just that, after . . . well, you know . . . it, was just different."

"So . . . what you're saying is, she's not as good?" Regulus asked, amused by the slight flush creeping into Lucius' pale skin.

"Well, sort of, though you wouldn't think so."

"Yeah, he's not exactly a looker."

"True, but easy enough to tolerate, that is when he's not drooling after his idols."

"So, you had fun?"

"Not as much as him, I think it's safe to say that I rocked his world. . . I was probably his first," the blond smirked.

"How many exactly have you been with?"

"Er . . . well, he was my first bloke."

Regulus and Severus tried to contain their snickers.

"Oi! It's not like either of you've been with anyone yet!"

"True," Regulus pointed out "but we don't act like we have."

"Well, whatever," Lucius huffed. "I've got to go if we ever want phase two carried out."

"Have fun," Snape said waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"Don't worry, I will." He smirked before getting up, turning on his heel, and leaving the two.

After a few beats of comfortable silence, Regulus was the first to break it.

"So Sev. . . Did you mean what you said earlier . . . you know that, that you. . . "

"Go for blokes as well as birds?" Snape finished his thoughts for him.

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Hmm . . ." Regulus remained silent for a while. "So, do you fancy anyone?"

"Do you?"

"What?"

"Do you fancy anyone, I mean even if your straight you can like someone can't you?"

"Oh, right . . . well I suppose."

"Who?"

"You tell me first."

"Urgh! OK, fine, guess."

"Well give me a hint!"

"Well he's-"

"So it's a boy?"

"Yes . . . he's got blue eyes"

"Well that narrows it down." he said sarcastically.

"He's in Slytherin."

"Okay."

"Pure blood."

"Of course."

"Wealthy."

"Sounds like you've got good taste."

"Excellent at charms."

"Not helpful, but sounds like my kind of guy."

"What?"

"Nothing, continue."

"He's got long hair."

"Getting more specific."

"Black hair."

"Okay . . . that leaves about three guys."

"Doesn't matter, he'd never go for me."

"Sev, c'mon mate, any guy would be lucky to have you."

"Well, he's the exception."

"C'mon, give me one more final clue, just one more, but make it to where I can get it."

"Fine, he's a boy, blue eyes, Slytherin, pure blood, wealthy, good at charms, long, black hair, and. . . he's sitting right next to me."

"Let's see he's got blue eyes, Slyth- . . . wait, what. You . . . you mean . . .you mean you fancy. . .me?" he said in a small voice.

"Look, I shouldn't have told you I-" was all he managed before his words were cut off by a pair of soft lips. Snape gasped slightly allowing Regulus' tongue entrance. Snape, stunned, allowed Regulus to explore freely, before finally snapping out of his shock and responding. The kiss was sloppy at first, teeth clicked, and there was a little too much saliva, but it was perfect in its own way, and exactly what they needed. Tongues battled for dominance, until they finally broke the kiss and came up for air. Their eyes met as the each attempted to catch their breath before Severus forcefully pulled his friend down into another kiss. They stayed there, in each other's arms, switching off between gazing at the lake and kissing, for most of the day.

-XOXOXOXO-

James, Sirius, and Remus had returned to the common room and flopped down on the couches. Sirius rested in Remus' arms, while Remus stroked his hair affectionately and murmured soothing words. James and Lily were involved in a heated argument, which would have been serious, if they hadn't kept cracking smiles and leaning in for light kisses.

Lily eventually bade them all goodbye, before heading up to her dormitory, muttering something about talking to Lucy.

The three marauders followed suit and started up the boys dormitory stairs. Upon reaching their dorm, they stopped, at the sight of a white folded piece of parchment taped to the door.

Curious, James snatched it off and read it aloud.

"Dear Padfoot, Moony, and Prongs," James read. "Meet me in the room of requirement, I have something awesome to show you, trust me, it'll knock your socks off! Wormtail."

"What do you suppose he has to show us?" Remus asked.

"I don't know, but we might as well go and check it out, I mean it's not like we have anything better to do."

"Why not, let's just make this quick, I want to turn in soon." Sirius said

The three boys made their way along the corridors, until they came upon the blank stretch of wall. They began their pacing, three times past, until a simple wooden door appeared.

Curious, Remus opened the door and all three walked in. Immediately upon entering, all three boy's eyes bulged to the size of house elves.

James stuttered in disbelief, voicing the thoughts of the other two Marauders who were stunned speechless. "Peter! . . . Malfoy?. . . You're . . . Shagging?"

AN: Hope you liked it, but I'm sorry if it's not that good. I wrote it when I was very sleep deprived at two AM. I'm leaving for a week on a trip so I won't be able to write or post, sorry. Anyways, hopefully I'll come back to multiple reviews. If so, it'll help me post faster! Please, Please, Please review! You know you want to. . .

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