You know, jealous girlfriends always talk about how hard it is for them, having all these other girls have their eyes set on her boyfriend. No body ever really talks about just how hard it is for those other girls. Yeah, for some girls, they do have something to worry about because their boyfriend would cheat on them. But why you have a boy like ihim/i you have nothing worry about. Nothing. (confused)I don't know why she always acts like life is so hard for her. Well, yeah, life is hard for her, but when it comes to significant others… well she doesn't have a thing to complain about. Because she won. I know… I know… people aren't prizes and if I was a boy talking about a boy and his girlfriend that would be sexist. (frustrated) But it's true, she won.
If you're a fan of Les Mis, or have ever seen it, ask yourself this: who do you think Marius should have ended up with? Cosette or Eponine? (pause) I'm willing to be at least 95% of you just said Eponine. I have literally never heard anyone say, "Fuck Eponine. Marius should be Cosette, he deserves her." No, it's always "Marius picked the wrong girl." That's because at lease once in every persons life they are going to be Eponine: (softly) watching the person you love so much love somebody else. That's probably why everybody loves Elphaba so much, too. Because just that one time, the ugly girl won. She gives hope to the under dogs. I mean, look at all the people who didn't get the person they loved and lost them to someone better, no matter how hard they fought: The Phantom lost Christine, Quasimod lost Esméralda, Fanny Brice's husband walked out on her. Hell, the god Hepheastus was thrown off a mountain when he was born because his mom thought he was ugly. (Shouted) Ugly people don't win, (softer) we just don't.
I'm not going to try and rip them apart. I've seen enough musicals to know that doesn't work and it only leads to resentment. So I'll just stay here and watch as this adorable, funny, nice, talented guy loves somebody else, while I… (sadden) well, while I'm left wishing that was me. But it's not, because I'm no winner.
If you're confused as to A) the words in parentheses: this was written as if it was a monologue and those were how the speaker was supposed to be saying it. B)What this has to do with Percy Jackson. The speaker is. It's actually my OC Ellen who loves Percy, but if you would rather it could be Rachel, I just feel it would be OOC for Rachel.