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"Anna. No, I-I can't let you do that." Elsa squeaked, having been so nervous it was rather endearing.
We were currently in the next town over (for safety precautions, really) to do some shopping. Even though we spent the next day cuddled up together, barricaded inside, I thought it best to go the extra mile to make sure we didn't run into anybody else she knew. All in hopes that I could convince her to buy some clothes for herself. Smart one should have done that already! Oh well, better late than never.
"Aw, why not? I insist." I held a random shirt up to her that actually didn't suit her at all but I had the feeling that she would indeed wear it if I said I bought it for her. She was just cute like that. "Now, you know I like seeing you in my clothes and all, but they aren't... you. You know?" Shrugging my shoulders with light pleading.
"Well, I just don't want to spend your money is all." She fiddled with the suspenders she'd currently taken a liking to. What a coincidence! So did I. Hey, out of the gutter. I rolled my eyes, putting the shirt back on the hanger before reaching out to pull her to me.
"I don't mind. You need clothes and what sort of girlfriend would I be if I didn't buy you anything?" I saw her eyes widen a bit at the 'girlfriend' line. Gotcha, my lovely.
"But-" she turned back to me completely ready to further attest herself.
"Ah, ah, ah. No buts." I put a finger to her full sweet lips and quickly replaced that finger with my own until she eventually sighed in defeat and I could tell her resolve was quickly fading. Really, there was no need to be so modest. I had no qualms about buying her things, especially things she liked and could wear. That was a win-win for me because she had awesome taste in clothing too.
"Okay. Just this once? I feel funny about you being the sole provider for the both of us." She looked away again with her eyes starting to grow sad. "I used to be able to do that for myself." Seeing her dejected look broke my heart but also made me remember something that had me grinning like an idiot before I leaned in to whisper into her ear.
"I am the sole provider, Elsa. You are my wife, are you not?" I felt her body go rigid as she sucked in a sharp breath. "Didn't think I remembered that, hm?" I gently lead my nose from her earlobe, along her jaw and up to the tip of her nose. Blue eyes softened substantially as they grew slightly moist with joy. Go Anna, go Anna go! She giggled, rubbing her nose against mine. My internal cheering died out at once as a faint blush dusted my cheeks. That was such a cute gesture, I didn't think I'd ever get used to it. Or maybe my nose was just sensitive. Who knows?
Elsa gave me a another chaste kiss before taking my hand and leading me to a much better selection of clothes.
"Hey, buddy. How'd the rest of the party go? Sorry we didn't stay longer." I was waiting in the dressing room while Elsa was trying on a few sundresses that I couldn't wait to see her in. She was just so pretty that I was sure she could make art out of a flimsy bed sheet!
"Yeah, Marshall said she saw you talking to someone for a second before you pulled Elsa away like that Zorro guy."
I rolled my eyes. Only Kristoff would use a line like that. "Well, yes. That's exactly how it went down, Kris. I done yelled 'Hi Ho Silver, away' and whisked her out into the night away from the evil doers." Deciding that I'd tell him about Rapunzel later, I thought it best to have some fun with him. Maybe. I mean, we did work together and I was with Elsa. It wasn't like I could focus when she was around anyway.
"Uh, Silver is actually Tonto's horse from The Lone Ranger, correct?" He cleared his throat in arrogance, like he knew exactly what he was talking about. Gotcha, dork. I knew he would stutter on that one the whole time. Which was why I brought it up in the first place.
"Wrong!" I jeered. "Sliver is The Lone Ranger's horse. Now maybe if you put it in Skywalker terms it might have registered better for the both of us." Came my smug vouce as I checked over my nails. Hey, I was just as big a Space Nut as he was but, I also liked to add other flavors to my repertoire of movies.
"Oh okay, like, whatever, Cowgirl." Kristoff paused. Wait for it. I felt like I already knew what his questions were going to be. "Hey what's Zorro's horse's name, anyway? What's the dude's real name?"
Sometimes he was so clueless, then again, we both had our strong points in the movies or franchises we fan girl-ed over. "Well, his horse doesn't really have a permanent name, but if you want a list it's either Tornado, Tempest, or his white horse, Phantom. As for Zorro's real name, it's Don Di-" I stopped short when Elsa then came out wearing a soft yellow dress and I choked on the rest of the name as it tangled my tongue up at the sight of her. Sweet Odin, that's such an adorable dress! I nodded vigorously and she swayed back into the dressing room making me grin like an idiot once more.
"Don Di? Seriously?"
Aw, damn, Kris! Why'd you have to call now of all times? "Don Diego de la Vega. Now, was there a reason you called? I'm sorta busy, Kemosabe." I stood up, hoping the call would be done by the time Elsa modeled her next dress.
"Kemo- You're confusing me here!" Kristoff nearly yelled. I rolled my eyes at his dramatization.
"Don't return to the Dark Side, Luke. Instead, get your fuckin' Westerns in! There ain't nothin' wrong with a little 'Hang 'Em High' now and then." I could see him scratching his head in confusion. Space Nerd.
"Anyway! I wanted to tell you that I overheard a conversation between Marshall and this other chick. She was saying that her parents would be dropping by for a visit soon. I think her name was- uh-" He inhaled sharply, clearly thinking it over. "something Wilder?"
My blood suddenly went cold.
Rapunzel's maiden name wasn't Wilder because that was Elsa's maiden name. Rapunzel's last name was Schuster, so that meant the only other Wilder was- "Whoa, back up. They're- El- they- visit?" My voice reduced to a whisper. "Elsa's parents? How did they know? Did Rapunzel tell them already? god, Kris my parents are planning on coming out too. What what fuck are gonna do?" My heart began to pound. Would Elsa be okay with this? Holy hell!
"Easy, spaz, I can't even figure out what you just said." He chuckled. "Wait, yeah that was her name and yeah I guess they would be Elsa's parents, but isn't that a good thing? We can have a family reunion!" He actually sounded excited.
"That's a horrible plan, Kristoff!" I almost shouted. "She's not ready to see her parents just yet." I bit my lip as Elsa reappeared in a pair of really nice fitting jeans. My heart fluttered as I smiled dreamily at her. Damn, she looks ready to me- stop perve! I gave a cheesy thumbs up and earned a sweet smirk from the blonde goddess.
Though, I felt like I was missing out on her little show.
"Why's she not ready? It's her parents for crying out loud!"
Damn I should've told him. Well, I need to tell him just to catch him up at least. "B-because it's complicated and requires a classroom. Now, I gotta go before my girlfriend starts to think I'm too good to see her model her outfits."
"Wait, you mean Elsa? She's you girl-" knowing I wouldn't hear the end of that one, I hung up. Sorry bro, but I'm already missing my girl. But soon after, my thought boiled over like noodles in a pot.
Oh man! So her parents are coming? My parents are coming! This could either be a good thing or a really, really bad thing. Could I trust her parents? They didn't seem too concerned about Elsa running away in the first place and when they found out she was here they suddenly want to visit? I growled internally. Who did they think they were? No, what if they were genually worried about her and just wanted to make sure she was okay? I was about to dramatically pull at my hair when Elsa came back out.
"Anna? What's the matter?" Worried blue eyes filled my vision, pulling me out of my internal battle back to the present.
"Hey, I'm fine. Sorry about that." I tried to give her a reassuring smile but she wasn't buying it. Shit. Could I lie to this woman? Probably not. I sighed, wrapping myself around her, finding comfort in her warmth, I decided to tell her just what had happened.
"I'll be right back okay?" Elsa gave me a reassuring smile.
I really, really didn't want her going off on her own. Even to the restroom! Everything in me screamed for me to keep her beside me, but hey, when you're in line for a smoothie (I mean a long ass line) and one of you needs to go? Why the hell wait while the other is there?
"Alright, I'll be waiting by the fountain." I conceided. She nodded, handing me the bags she'd been carrying. She'd insisted that since I bought them, she'd carry them and of course I couldn't argue with her. "You sure you're okay?" I looked into her soft topaz eyes as she nodded. Another reason I didn't want her to be alone was because of what I'd just got done telling her. She took it fine but I could see the slight anxiety begin to creep up on her at the thought of seeing her parents after all these years. Dammit Kris, why?
Not two minutes after Elsa excused herself, I felt a pat on my shoulder. Bugger off! I only wanna talk to- I turned and froze, immediately dropping the bags. Aw, fuck what the hell did SHE want now?!
"J-Jessica?" I couldn't help but stammer. Shit, shit shit! Not now, please not now!
"Hey there stranger." Her voice was one that could make a girl wet or a guy hard in two seconds flat and damn, she looked like she hadn't even changed. Still the very hot, very curvy, very big chested, woman that had blown my mind and at the same time had broken my heart all those months ago. She seductively flipped her long red hair over her shoulder, though most of it came back to rest over one of her smokey eyes and I swear a guy behind me fainted. "It's been quite some time, baby. How have you been?" I gulped, suddenly fearing for my life. Oh man, I can't let Elsa see her. I-if she does- fuck I don't even want to think of the possibilities that would stir up.
"Been, good. You? How's the Roger deal working?" I tried to stop that last part from slipping out but there it was, bitter as an old maid. But it seemed to light her emerald green eyes up like kryptonite. That's not good.
"Oh, that? That's over, baby. I got tired of him." Jessica chuckled, suddenly reaching up to caress my cheek. "I've actually been missing you like crazy so why don't we get outta here?"
I inhaled through my nose, afraid that if I grew too relaxed around her she'd take full advantage of that. Of course it wouldn't have been the first time. Shaking my head from her touch, I quickly picked up the bags around my feet so I could place my order, wondering all the while if that was a good idea to get a smoothie anymore. I needed to get away. Stat!
"I-I'm actually here with someone, so if you'll excuse me." Deciding that I didn't need a smoothie anymore, I retreated toward the restrooms directly and not the fountain. Elsa, where are you? I need you to keep me sane! I slapped myself mentally. I thought you were stronger than that. What a wussy.
"Anna, baby, what's the matter?" Jessica's voice slithered around my being, choking me. Shit! Why couldn't I say anything except stuff that hurts? She was suddenly standing in front of me, rubbing her hands up and down my arms. "Was it something I said? You of all people should know how I get when I'm turned on." Her fingers tightened as she pushed herself into me, not caring that people were around. "I want you so bad right now, baby." She breathed hotly into my ear. I bit my inner cheek. What the fuck!
"What the hell are you doing? You fucking cheated on me remember?" I backed off and was surprised to see surprise on her face which quickly turned into one of her signature smirks.
"That's in the past, doll. I just realized sex is nothing without my little redhead." She advanced again. I reached out to stop her at arms length, which she took as a challenge. Oh shit! With strength I didn't know she possessed, she roughly tore my hands from her shoulders, closing the distance once more.
"Stop it, Jess. I'm with somebody else now, so fuck off." I began to struggle at the same time I thought I saw a flash of platinum blonde. Oh no, please don't tell me that was-
"Anna?" I jerked my head to the side to see Elsa standing a few feet from my right. Shit almighty! No! Blue eyes filled with question but when they turned to see the woman who was basically dry humping me, they turned cold and hostile. Sweet Odin, just let me die!
"U-uh, Elsa, this- this isn't wh-what- this isn't what it looks like." I tried to pull away again, but her grip only seemed to tighten.
"So is this the other woman?" Jessica's green eyes also turned hostile as she sized Elsa up. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
"On the contrary, Anna is with me. So that makes you the other woman in this situation." Elsa's voice was so filled with venom, I felt myself shiver in fear. "Now, release her or I'll be forced to kick your face in." She took an agressive step forward and I swear I felt a cold wind coming from her. Jessica only scoffed and ended up pulling me more securely to her.
"In you're dreams, bitch. I had her first. I know what makes her tick, what makes her scream-"
That's it! I finally managed to wrestle myself free of her grip. "Enough! I'm with Elsa now, so back the fuck off." I'd barely taken a step back when I felt a vice-like grip on my hand hand again. Jessica then yanked on my arm, making me stumble in surprise. Big fucking mistake! And before I knew it, her lips crashed into mine.
Elsa gasped and I wanted to disappear. Idiot, you're a completely new kind of idiot!
A/N: 0.O lol um, yeah that happened. Thanks for the reviews y'all! they mean a lot to yours truly.
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