Author's Note: I didn't forget anyone, I have a plan for them all. I promise. Lol. Also, Guest, I really like how you're noticing the fact that there's apparently no consequences for the dead nations in this world. It is not a plot hole, there is something that happens as a result. Again, I like how you noticed it so props to you!

Also, everyone knows this story is crack, right? Nothing here is supposed to be legit? Lol. Anyway, here is a new chapter thanks to the angry commentator, everyone comment their thanks to them! :) I love friends.

England's POV

Alice had just got done alerting Mameko and the others about where Luciano was while England was watching intently, incredibly bored.

Chun-Yun yawned. "What a SNOOZE FEST!" She yelled into his ear.

"Would you not do that RIGHT INTO MY BLOODY EAR?!" England snapped at her. She did say what he was thinking, though.

"Sorry that capturing hostile murderous nations isn't as exciting as you thought it would be." Alice rolled her eyes. "Who else is here besides them?"

"That bloody idiot Francois." England replied.

"Weird..." Alice said.

"What?"

"It just shows black when I try to locate him."

"Did you just break it?" England gasped. "And you accused me of doing that!"

"It's not broken, look it shows Mameko just fine. It's just Francois."

"You don't think he's dead, do you?" Chun-Yun asked.

"I hope not." Alice said.

"Why? That just means one less problem to worry about." England scoffed.

"Yes but it could also mean something else." Alice sighed. "I give up." She said. "Hm. The evil China is back in his world. Along with... your China. Should we be worried?" She asked.

"Nah, I know I'm bad ass!" Chun-Yun said confidently, putting her hands on her hips.

"... Let's just go to Italy, that's where everyone else seems to be going." England said.

"Alright." Alice said. The trio walked away, unaware of the dark presence that just escaped from the mirror. Those gits left the portal open!

China's POV

He woke up lying on a bed with red sheets. Oh. He must be back in Wang Zao's room.

"Oh no, you're awake!" Wang Zao gasped. He pulled some syringe out and China knocked it out of his hands.

"Enough knocking me out!" China said, sitting up. "Why are you doing this?"

"I don't want you to leave so I'm keeping you unconscious so I can preserve your cuteness! I'd just kill you but then your body would end up decaying." Wang Zao explained.

"You're insane." China gasped. "I can't believe I thought you were different."

"Hey, at least I'm not doing anything else! Be glad I'm not doing things to you while you're unconscious!"

"I want out!" China jumped off the bed.

"Can't leave the room, it's locked." Wang Zao waved a key.

"Then I'll rip the key from your dead hands." China said. He pulled his iconic wok out of nowhere and banged Wang Zao over the head with it, knocking him out instantly. He picked the key up and went to the door, unlocking it.

"We are here to save you!" He was greeted by some insane-looking girl at the entrance to the room. A scary guy was also standing behind her.

"Uh... Who the hell are you?" China said.

"I'm Anya. I came to save you." She said again.

"Thanks but I saved myself." China tried to walk past her but she wouldn't move aside.

"Sister, he is right." The guy said after inspecting the room. "He did save himself. The enemy is knocked out."

"Oh, wow! You aren't weak like your friends!" Anya clapped happily.

"What?" China tilted his head in confusion. He was suddenly lifted up and slung over the unknown man's shoulder. "I can walk just fine!" He yelled.

"Your head is injured. I can't let you get hurt worse." The man replied, beginning to leave.

"Oh, please do be careful, Nikolai. I want to play with him when we get back. It would be so fun!" Anya clapped again.

"Fuck me..." China muttered.

"How lewd." Nikolai said, deadpanned.

"How did you two even get here? Who are you?!" China yelled.

"I am Belarus. She is Russia. She would be very sad if you were to die." Nikolai replied.

"How did you know I was here?"

"This wonderful magical mirror that Alice was using! It told us where you were. I couldn't just sit back and leave you here, I had to come!" Anya said. "My China is very important to me but she doesn't consider me her friend." Anya looked sad. China stayed quiet. Maybe this was good. Maybe.

Luciano's POV

Luciano woke up on the floor of some grass-less field, the sound of something being dug up near him immediately grabbing his attention. He rolled on his side and noticed Lutz digging up a hole with Kuro watching him, arms crossed.

"What the hell happened?" Luciano asked them.

"What's happened is there's a new boss in town." Kuro replied.

"I- What?" Luciano was confused. Why would his men turn on him?

"I dealt with your shit for so long, you have no idea how long I've waited to do this." Kuro said. He giggled. "Silly Luci, you're not the one with everyone wrapped around your finger. It's me. It was me this entire time!" He laughed louder. "Everything you did was because I suggested it or told you to. Everything Lutz did was because of what I said. I just acted like the masochistic idiot so people wouldn't suspect me." He was still laughing. "And now once you're dead, I'll be able to rule everyone else. They'll know better than to fuck with Kuro Honda the way your bitch ass did!"

"The fuck is this guy talking about?" Luciano sat up and looked to Lutz, tears growing in his eyes. "You don't have to kill me, Lutz, please? I could make you leader, wouldn't that be better?"

Lutz looked at the sky and whistled. "Look at all the stars..."

Luciano sighed. Fake crying failed. "For the love of fuck! Kuro, you can be leader!"

"No." Kuro shook his head. "I have to earn leadership. Killing you is the perfect way to do it."

"Why is Lutz in on this, shouldn't he be wanting a cut of this?" Luciano asked.

"He'll be getting some of this," Kuro gestured to his body. "Once we're done." He winked.

"Ew, what the fuck?" Luciano cringed. "I don't ship that."

"We're going to have you die a terrible way, too. Buried alive." Kuro was giddy.

"Now, now, a slow and painful death isn't really necessary." Luciano said, sounding a little nervous. Lutz walked over to him and picked him up. He thrashed and squirmed, grunting when he was thrown into the hole. "I'm going to claw my way out of here and kill BOTH OF YOU!"

"I'd love to see you try." Kuro waved as Lutz began to bury the hole.

"Auf Wiedersehen." Lutz said.

"What are you guys doing?!" The two nations quickly turned to see who shouted that and saw nothing.

"Who was that?" Kuro asked Lutz. He shrugged. He began to bury Luciano again.

"I said, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Kuro suddenly flew back and hit a tree so hard he heard something break.

"FUCK!" He screamed.

"Who is that?" Lutz looked around frantically and then was thrown into the hole by some unknown force, landing right beside Luciano.

"What the-" Luciano gasped when he was suddenly pulled out of the hole and thrown onto the floor beside it. He turned to see Flavio right there, cutting his bindings.

"Oh, honey, what have you gotten yourself into?" Flavio asked.

"Thank God." Luciano muttered. He wiped the dirt off of himself once his hands were free.

Flavi stood up and adjusted his sunglasses, crossing his arms and inspecting his brother.

"How on earth did you do that, by the way?" Luciano asked.

"Oliver's spell book." Flavi winked.

"I-I thought you hated him! I thought you cut his tongue out!" Lutz gasped.

"Nah. It was a ploy. I'm the back-up for when things go to shit. Like now!" Flavi posed, a peace sign over his eye.

"As if I would ever do that to my own flesh and blood." Luciano laughed.

"This can't be real. Everything I've ever known... is a lie." Kuro gasped. He tried to sit up but couldn't. His back must be broken or something.

"You two have about..." Flavi set his watch. "Ten seconds to run or else I'll finish you off~!" He said this in a sing-song voice. "Ten!" He began.

Lutz got out of the hole and quickly picked Kuro up before running away.

"Thanks. How did you know I was in trouble?" Luciano asked, slightly embarrassed.

"Call it a brother's tuition." Flavi nudged him, winking for probably the 100th time that night.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" They heard Allen yell.

"Allen, buddy, you missed the show." Luciano said, malice in his voice.

"Why couldn't you have just died?!" Allen whined, stomping his foot.

"Stop being a child." Mameko stepped forward. "We're taking you back to your world. Where is Kuro and Lutz?"

"Oh, they ran off like little bitches!" Flavi giggled. "Kuro's back is like, broken or something. He poses no threat to us now."

"They couldn't have gone far, then. I'll be back." Mameko said before vanishing.

"Seriously, why can't you be more like her?" America nudged Japan.

"Just leave me alone." Japan groaned.

Germany's POV

"It wasn't a total loss." Germany told Prussia. "We still have your counterpart."

"Yeah but he doesn't have much longer." Prussia pointed to Klaus, who was extremely pale now. The area where his hand is missing was bandaged and the bleeding had stopped.

"You're right." Germany said. "Let's do this quickly then." He sighed.

"I have one last request." Klaus suddenly spoke, shakily moving himself to a sitting position.

"You're not dying." Prussia said.

"I want to get revenge... on that Spanish fuck." Klaus forced out.

"How do you know it was him?" Germany asked.

"The ax had his initials on it. Last thing I saw before I blacked out. You gonna help me or not?" Klaus leaned back.

"Why on earth would we help you? You're our captive!" Prussia said.

"I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid." Klaus began.

"That's not..." Prussia trailed off when Germany put a hand on his shoulder. There was no point in explaining.

"I have an... alliance." Klaus sounded extremely pained.

"Come on, it's just a missing hand." Prussia rolled his eyes.

"Fine, I wanted to sound dramatic and badass but you know what, forget it! There's this guy back at the world, he knew one day that anarchy would come. It was like he was high or something he came up to me and said 'my dude... my man... you gotta listen... one day, a battle will come. and when that battle comes... we will win.' and I was like 'What are you talking about?' and he said 'i planted something in all the nations... a chip... here is the remote, just use it whenever you are near them and they will collapse.' and then I was like 'okay whatever weirdo.'" Klaus explained, using a different voice whenever he spoke as the unknown man.

"Who is this man? And how do we know you're not lying?" Prussia asked.

"What do I have to lose? Everyone hates me. I want them to suffer. The remote isn't here though it's back at my world in the united nations building. I don't know who the guy was though I was stoned as hell." Klaus laughed. "Crazy trip."

Germany facepalmed. "This guy is a complete imbecile!"

"But what if his story has some truth to it?" Prussia said.

"If you guys help me get revenge on that stupid Spain guy, I will give you the remote." Klaus said.

"Deal!" Prussia said.

"What?" Germany gasped. "This story sounded so half-assed and makes literally no sense!"

"Well like he said, what do we have to lose?" Prussia waved him off.

"Our dignity, if we even had any to start with." Germany sighed.

"We'll do it." Prussia told Klaus.

"Excellent." Klaus laughed evilly.

"Okay wait a minute. Have you ever tried this damn remote for yourself to see if it works?" Germany asked.

"I would but you guys have me here tied up!" Klaus snapped.

"That... what?" Germany was beyond confused.

"God, West, let him go so he can try the remote!" Prussia said.

"But he wants your friend dead."

"Who?"

"Spain."

"Oh, yeah..."

It was dead silent for FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES.

Not a second more, not a second less.

"Great, I'm gonna die now fuckos." Klaus hissed.

"Fine. We'll help you." Prussia said.

"I'm going to kill myself." Germany facepalmed.