WARNING: LEMONS AND LOTS OF THEM. SOUR LITTLE BUGGERS.
This, my friends, is the reason for our absence:
ODSTs attacked our cave and destroyed everything. Yes. Then they had an awesome orgy in the middle of it all. Why? Because ODSTs are hot and they should do lots of smutty things like that.
Did I say that aloud? Apologies!
Now, I, Teh Mity Dargon, will revive this timeless epic, and the Super Awesome Dragon Dudes will live again!
WARNING: END OF LEMONS. WASN'T THAT SATISFYING?