This story, started over seven years ago, and pretty much utterly abandoned for years now, has spiralled utterly out of my control. What began as an ambitious, foolheardy attempt to put a wacky little crossover idea into words quickly became an exercise in mediocrity, full of terrible characterisation, pointless cultural references, anachronisms, horribly written dialogue, a complete lack of coherent plot and no real aim whatsoever. Most of this is attribute to the fact that I am absolutely awful at anything but tiny little one-shots that don't require much extended thought. Also, I have no attention span.
So, yeah, this story will never be finished. After years of trying to get back into it and failing horribly, I have come to recognise it as the utter trainwreck of craptastrophe that it truly is. It is dead. For its own sake, I am killing it now before it tries to lure me back in once again.
Let this be a lesson to all of you; don't start a long-runner without some serious planning.
And, again, I apologize to anyone who was waiting in vain to see more of this. That day will never come.