Naruto turned to see two people

(1) It really doesn't matter. I don't want you thinking I'm going to put that into significance.

(2) Usually, if you see that Naruto is at a place, those are the people who don't care about him. There were people who hated him and people who didn't care about him.

(3) First off, I stated that he met Konohamaru, but I didn't write it out since I was feeling lazy that day. Second off, all ages are upped by three years, if you didn't know so, since Naruto is 15, then the Konohamaru Corp is 12

(4) Different Age, Different Speech, Different Style, Same Naruto.

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Naruto turned to see two people. They looked exactly the same as they did the last time they saw him, but this time they had Konoha headbands. The only thing weird about these Konoha headbands were that the metal was black and the Konoha leaf was in red. They both also had a kanji on their out fits that said 'the mist waters the leaves.'

"Zabuza! Haku! What are you two doing here?!" Naruto exclaimed (I bet nobody expected to see them so soon!)

"Take a guess, dummy" Zabuza retorted. He paid for the meals and motioned for Naruto to follow him.

"Well, I'm out of ideas, if I wasn't, I wouldn't have asked. Hence the 'Zabuza! Haku! What are you two doing here?!' "

"Well, I don't think I should explain, with that smart mouth of yours." Zabuza said.

"No No No, I'm sorry! Explain, please." Naruto said. He was dying to know what he was doing in Konoha, especially when they turned down his offer to be Konoha nins.

"Well, I expect that the old man told you about Konoha plans and gave his 'ally not conquer' speech, right?"

"Uh Huh"

"Well, you see, he gave us a chance to become temporary nins here. While we're doing that, he will send us on mission near the mist, where we will recruit for the revolt against the mist government. Konoha has been in neutral terms with mist, but they've been weird lately, of course, around here, I lost my attention span. Well, I guess I'll leave. I have a mission, show Haku some stuff" Zabuza jumped away.

After Naruto spent the day with Haku, showing her Konoha, they went to eat. ("No, we're not eating ramen twice in a row")

"So, why do you pretend that you're a boy?" Naruto has been curious since when she told him.

"In my clan, Haku was actually a boy's name. It wasn't even my name. It was…my brother's name."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know." Naruto, unlike many kids these days, picked up on past tensed verbs like 'was' and 'were' and was able to draw conclusions.

"It's ok. It's not your fault. But, I keep his name to keep him 'alive'. I've tried to 'put him to rest,' but when I did, I realized that I didn't remember my real name any more, but that doesn't really matter. (1)" Haku said with a bitter sweet smile.

"But here's a question for you. How did you know that was on my period, and why would you even mention that?"

"Yea, you freak? Ewww!!" Naruto started getting really hot while he stammered to explain himself.

"Well…uuh…you know… I didn't really know…umm…yea…and…WOW! This Food is really good…can we meet the cook; I would like to meet the cook. We have to meet the cook" Naruto start up a bunch of people and the cooks (2 girls and 1 guy) were honored for the excellent cuisine. (2)

"Never mind, don't explain yourself." She said while laughing. "But, why do you add those things to your food." Haku asked curiously.

"Huh, oh, these, when these are mixed, they give more density and less mass to you muscle. I wear weights, but I don't want to be a body builder." He told her.

They continued their dinner and Naruto walked Haku home. Haku gave him a kiss before she went in.

"Hmm." Naruto said while touching his lips. "This seems all too familiar." Naruto's mind wandered to Hinata and the times they spent together when they were dating.

"That dumb ass, he sent me on a date, and I bet he didn't even know it." Naruto said about Zabuza.

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"Well, this government is killing our people. I want you to start on an insurgent rebellion in the misACHOO!" Zabuza sneezed, but thankfully covered his mouth.

"I'm sorry; Haku probably can't take her mind off me."

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Naruto went to pick up Haku first thing in the morning.

'I need to talk about that kiss.' Naruto waited for her to exit.

"Where are we headed?" he asked

"I have to go to the hokage tower." While they walked, they continued to talk.

"So, anybody in Konoha you like, yet?"

"No. Your teammate is cute but is a stuck up ass hole." She said

"Yea, Sakura's like that sometimes." Naruto joked. "So, you don't like me?"

"Well, as a friend, but nothing special. Why, did I lead you on?" Haku asked

"Well, you sort of kissed me last night."

Haku gave him a stupid look that said she didn't see anything out of the normal. "Well, don't people usually do that?"

"Umm, well no. What gave you the idea that that's how people usually act?" Naruto asked

"Well, as you know, I haven't really had much human contact with people my age, and Zabuza isn't the most normal of people, so I learned the actions of the regular human being through this instruction manual. But, there is a lot I don't use or understand. For example, what is T-bagging? (A/N: Speaking of T-Bag, Prison Break is on… ok back…that was a crazy episode and now I must wait until the fall? Why must the world be so cruel?)"

When Naruto heard this, he turned swiftly. He sweat dropped when he saw her instruction manual.

'She is taking instructions from an Icha Icha Paradise book.'

"I have so many remarks for that I can't even say."

"Yea… I'm going to take that from you" Naruto said "This isn't what you should be read to learn regular human actions. Let alone teenage actions." Naruto pocketed the book. ('How the hell did she get this? This is the 10 copy ever printed of the first book.')

Naruto tried to the best of his ability to explain how the normal teenager acts on the way to the hokage tower, but he failed. Luckily, the Third is called the professor for a reason. The third anticipated this problem so he put Haku on a mission to help with the final year academy students.

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Naruto was walking to meet his team, but he felt a presence that made him turn around to find an almost normal sight. It looked the way that it should be, but the problem was that the fence was wiggling.

"Konohamaru, come out. I can tell its you."

"I should expect nothing less from my rival." In a bright cloud of smoke, three 12 year olds busted out. (3)

"I see you got some new friends." Naruto said.

"Yea and you said you would play nuke-nin with us when you got back."

"Oh yea," Naruto said. "I did promise I would play ninja with you."

"Not ninja, Nuke-Nin. Ninja is for babies." Older kids, new games. Naruto threw a kunai at their feet.

"Can you three catch me, Naruto, the greatest nuke-nin ever before he catches you?" Naruto Jumped and ran away.

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"Stupid Iruka" Naruto muttered. Iruka went and barged in their game. He was pretending to be a missing nin or something. He took Meogi hostage and tried to run away. Naruto got her to safety and subdue him, but when he stopped to tell Naruto about the chuunin exams, The K-Corp went and trapped him, thus winning their Nuke-nin game. Usually this wouldn't be a problem, but the issue was that Naruto was so confident he told them that he would treat them to 5 bowls of high quality ramen each that they could cash in anytime, Sine they couldn't eat that much. (Only he could.)

Iruka tagged on to join them for ramen (He really just wanted to see Naruto dig into his pocket to pay for ramen.)

"Why did you 'test' me for, Iruka?" Naruto asked while all five slurped their ramen. Iruka stopped and looked up into the air like he always does.

(Flashback)

"I have called you all to talk about the chuunin exams." Sandaime said.

"As you know the Chuunin exams are in a week and I have brought you here to ask about you nominations. If you feel your Genins are ready, please speak up."

"I, Yuuhi Kurenai, Leader of Team 8, nominate Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba, and Hyuuga Hinata for the Chuunin Exams."

"I, Sarutobi Asuma, Leader of Team 10, nominate Nara Shikamaru Akamichi Chouji, and Yamanaka Ino for the Chuunin Exams."

"I, Hatake Kakashi, Leader of Team 7, nominate Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto for the Chuunin Exams."

"Whoa. Hokage-sama," Iruka said. "The Chuunin exam isn't a joke. It could destroy these kids. They may be 15, but they're still kids. They were my students in the academy. I know them, & I don't think they're ready, no matter how much potential they have."

"Iruka," Kakashi said. "School's out. When they graduated they were no longer your students, they are my solders."

Iruka gritted his teeth "What captain sends their soldiers into hell?" he asked

"The type who knows his solders are fireproof and heat resistant."

"Hokage…" Iruka started, but didn't get to finish

"Also, if you must know, my team just returned from an A-rank mission yesterday. That should be proof of their capabilities."

"Genins on an A-ranked?"

"Well actually it started out as a C-rank but escalated to an A. They not only single-handedly saved the Wave Country, they gave us the position to start a ninja country their, and helped us form an alliance with the mist rebellion." All the other Jounin looked on in shock and awe.

"But if you're still skeptical, I propose a preliminary examination." Kakashi suggested.

"Very well, you may commence with your test tomorrow Iruka." Said Sandaime as the meeting continued.

(End Flashback)

"You didn't believe I could do it?" Naruto asked. The K-Corp left when they were done, so it was just those two.

"Not yet."

"Well, I'm glad I proved you wrong." Naruto looked at his watch.

"Oh, I have to leave. My team is meeting" Naruto got up and left quickly. When he gained enough distance, he yelled "THANKS FOR PICKING UP THE TAB, IRUKA."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

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"I got him good" Naruto was reaping his last endeavor. He turned the corner to see a cat-like man holding Konohamaru. Naruto couldn't help but notice the cute girl next to him. Naruto pulled out a cigarette 'Might as well make this look cool' (A/N:This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by TheDutch1858 SMOKING IS NOT COOLThis has bee a public service announcement brought to you in part by TheDutch1858)

"Let him go." Meogi yelled.

"He bumped into me, so I think I should teach him a lesson." Kankuro said

"I wouldn't do that if I was you." Naruto said.

"Beat it squirt." Kankuro yelled.

"You want to hit that kid, go ahead, if you can. I doubt that someone who looks as weak as you could, though." This angered Kankuro and he brought back his hand to punch Konohamaru. Naruto jumped, used a jutsu to break all the rocks in Sasuke's hands, landed behind Kankuro and grabbed his hand before the punch landed. With his other hand, he took out the cigarette and put it out on Kankuro's neck. Needless to say, he screamed. Like a bitch.

"You bastard." Kankuro pulled out they thing on his back that looks like a corpse.

"Kankuro, you're going to use that here?" the blondie called. He was ready to use the mummy looking item, but stopped when he heard a voice.

"Kankuro, Stop it" Naruto looked up to see a kid with red hair upside down on the same tree Sasuke was on.

"I'm sorry if they caused problems." He turned to the other two. "If you embarrass us again, I will kill you." He turned back to Naruto.

"I am Sabaku no Gaara. These are my siblings, Kankuro and Temari."

"Uzumaki Naruto and the one in the tree is my teammate, Uchiha Sasuke."

"We'll be on our way"

"Wait, I believe your sister dropped something." In his hand Naruto held a hair pin.

"Ok. Temari, meet us at the hotel." They left. Temari walked over to Naruto.

"In all my years of life, my hair pin has never fallen off, so I'm thinking, why would this little boy pull out my pin from my head?"

"How else would I get you away from your brothers?"

"So, the little boy wanted to talk to me?"

"At the age of 15, I can say that what justifies a man isn't the age, but the way he exemplifies his attitude."

"And you think you can handle a real woman?"

Naruto scaled her up and down twice. "I know I can."

"Well, I guess we'll see when you take me out tonight." She said before leaving.

"Wait, I don't know where you live."

"You're a ninja. Find me"

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"Sorry I'm late, a black cat crossed my path so I had o take the long way" Kakashi's lateness was greeted with something he has never heard. Silence. Kakashi looked up from his book to see that none of his students were there. So he waited.

30 minutes later

"Sorry I'm late. I met a cute girl and I had to find out where she was staying so I could take her out tonight." Naruto said truthfully.

"Sorry I'm late. The Fan girls finally caught me so I had to get away and make sure I lost them before they started ripping off hair and limbs. And 2 out of 3 of them are ninjas." Sasuke said truthfully.

"Fuck that. I'm glad I'm late after all those times I had to wait for you, you asshole." Sakura said truthfully.

"It's ok" Kakashi said. "Today we are going to do a little training. Then I have a surprise for you. You get to go to the chuunin exams if you live"

"did you say something" Naruto said

"Oh, no. Let get the training on its way" the screams of team 7 were heard throughout the village. Needless to say, they never made Kakashi wait again

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"oh my god" Sakura said. "Kakashi is a slave driver"

"No. I've met slave drivers, and Kakashi puts them all to shame." Naruto said. "But, I have to go home and bathe in ice so the swelling will go down; (like in the movie Stick It) then I have a date to go on." Naruto left with power that Sasuke and Sakura didn't know was possible. Al least not after Kakashi's Training

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Naruto woke up and dragged himself downstairs. He sat at the table and ate his breakfast while he thought of last night. (Pancakes, eggs, sausage links, bacon strips, French toast, and waffles with a glass of milk and orange juice)

"Good morning" Temari said. She gave him a kiss. "I have to leave, but I'll see you later."

"Of course. Bye" he gave her a kiss before she left hiss house.

'Kyuubi, are you thinking what I'm thinking'

"If I am, you're a bigger pervert then I thought you were"

'I'm a huge perv, but that's not the point. You saw the way she carried herself all night'

"I'm in your head, I know what you're thinking, and you might be right. The way she handles herself, not on the 1st date. Not if you were Hokage, some magical being, or Fabio."

'There is a chance we might be wrong, but I'm going to stay on my guard just in case.'

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Naruto continued to meet with Temari, but they didn't progress like they did the 1st date. They did a lot including training. Though they didn't give each other jutsu, they helped each other with tips on the wind element. At the end of the week, Team 7 was to go to the chuunin Exam

Team 7 walked up the stairs to see a group of genin being blocked entry to what looked like room 301. A guy in a green spandex suit had just been punched back from entering.

Naruto and Sasuke exchanged a deep glare

"There's only one way to resolve this" Naruto said. They both cracked their knuckles. They got into stance and sent forth their weapons.

"Shit." Sasuke said. He drew rock and Naruto drew paper.

"Oh, yea." Naruto said, celebrating his victory. "We pass them with no altercation."

"Aren't you two to old for rock, paper, scissors?" Sakura asked annoyed.

Naruto turned to her and gasped. "I don't even know you."

They passed the crowd with nobody paying attention to them, except Team Gai.

While on their way to the stairs, they were interrupted by the green kid. The boy, who identified himself as Lee, was in a fighting pose challenging Sasuke. Naruto used the Inuzuka jutsu to get a whiff of the boy.

"Why are you doing that?"

'If I could memorize people's scent, I can be more aware of them. I read it in a book and it might be helpful somewhere in this exam'

"Oh, wow! Naruto is thinking ahead? A year ago, it wouldn't be humanly possible. " Kyuubi continued to talk about his transformation and, Naruto wanted to say shut up, but it was all true. Naruto smell Lee, and he smelt something interesting.

"Hey, Sasuke, Be careful. He is a lot more dangerous then he appears to be"

"Hm. I don't care."

"I'm telling you, Sasuke. If you don't give it your all, you will lose, and there is a possibility that you will regardless."

"Hmph, You misjudge me, dobe. But if you want me to give him something, I'll give him something." He then activated his Sharingan.

Lee, as Naruto suspected, put Sasuke in his place. Then, when lee was going to show Sasuke the true meaning of pwnage, a pinwheel shot into Lee's now unwrapped bandages and a turtle appeared. They witnessed the horror and in a strange way coolness (But only when he was serious) that was Gai. Sasuke sat there with a look on his face the only thing that was missing was the rain cloud on top of his head.

"Hmm," Naruto said. "That was some fight. Like, I've seen people in full body cast fight jounins, and they had a better chance then you."

"…" usually, Sakura would say something to protect Sasuke, but she learned more about Naruto during the wave mission, so she knew he had a reason to say what he was.

"Well, that shows the true strength of the Uchiha clan."

"You want to fight, retard?" Sasuke said pissed off.

"Let's go. Fight me, get revenge on the green wonder, shave his head, do something, but don't just sit there and look pathetic."

The revelation of what Naruto was trying to say hit Sasuke and he smirked. "I don't get it. If a dobe like you is smart, what does the say for the rest of us?"

"I'm not sure, but it's probably very similar to the answer of the question 'if a teme like you is my friend, what does that say about my enemies?'"

"Naruto? How did you know that he would be so hard?" Sakura asked.

"Well, you see where he is standing is elevated. Floor covering swells up when the stone under it breaks. Meaning he was wearing weights." Truth was that Rock Lee reeked of metal, but how would he explain that?

The team made their way to room 301 where they met the masochist, a.k.a., Kakashi.

"Well, I'm glad you showed up, just know one thing. When I decided to enroll you three in the chuunin exams, I didn't even glance at you strengths team wise. I looked at you individually, meaning every one of you has the potential to be a chuunin, now go in there and give them hell." With that they walked into the room to be met with cold stared from about 150 other ninja.

"Sasuke-kun!" Ino came strait out of no where like she was just waiting by the door without blinking.

"I should've known you would make it. I'm glad your teammates didn't hold you back." Ino said. "You know, we should go out and discuss our adventures and such." She gave him a look that said she was fighting the urge to lick his face.

Sakura, being the Sasuke lover that she is, saw her territory being invaded, so she pounced.

"Listen Ino-pig, Sasuke has no time the like of anybody above the weight of 600 lbs, so…"

"That is the reason he shows no interest in you, forehead girl." Ino cut her off. "As you can see, your forehead is 600 lbs. in itself."

"Well, well, well," Kiba said. "Everyone is assembled."

"Oh boy Shikamaru groaned. "You guys are in this, too? This is getting more troublesome by the second."

"This year's rookie genins are all taking the exam," Kiba said. "Make's you wonder who will pass and who won't get passed the first exam."

"You seem confident, Kiba," Sasuke said (With Ino still attached to his back) "Especially since if anyone fails it will most likely be you."

Kiba's face grew red. "I've been training so I won't lose. And, you forget the you have the dead last on your team. He'll be the 1st to fail."

"Yea," Naruto said. "You're probably right."

The room silenced when Naruto said that. Naruto paid no mind to them. He wasn't even listening. He decided to find himself a nice place on the wall. He was ready to close his eyes but was embraced with a hug.

"Hinata, I haven't seen you in a while." Naruto returned the hug. Naruto didn't notice that the room had gone completely silent yet again. (I say this since they're the only ones talking.) All the genins froze after Hinata hugged Naruto, or should I say after Hinata hugged, meaning they are shocked that Hinata, the shyest girl in the world, show physical affection in public. The shock being enough to make 4 of them stop talking (Shikamaru, Shino, and Sasuke weren't talking to begin with), and all 7 stare surprisingly.

Naruto has been trying to help Hinata be less shy, so she has been trying things like the display of public affection. But, she still had her drawbacks.

"How red am I?" She asked.

"Umm, you a few shades Darker then blood, borderline purple."

"Hey you guys, you should be a bit quieter. (A/N: spell check didn't mark me, but I have to know is that a word?)"

All the Rookie Nine looked over to see an adult about 19 wearing glasses.

"You have to be rookies fresh out of the Academy. Who else would be as ignorant during the exam?"

"Who the hell are you?" Kiba

"I'm Yakushi Kabuto, and, in a short time, you nine made a lot of enemies."

The eight (Naruto was already looking in that direction since he was silently flirting with Temari) turned to look at the group of nins that were trying to trying to burn holes through them with their eyes (and some could, but chose not to).

"You're being loud and this isn't a walk through the park. A lot of these people are trying to meditate or get in some last minute training in chakra control and such."

"Wow! You know a lot about this exam." Ino said.

"Of course I do," Kabuto said. "The test isn't easy. I've failed it 6 times before. But hey, lucky number seven"

This caught Naruto's attention. "Oh wow. You had to take this for 3 years and not pass? That must be irritating." Naruto found this weird, but put it off.

"Well, I have gotten a lot of information and I created these info cards." Kabuto showed the info card to the genin and showed them how they function.

"Since you guys are new to this, I will give you some tips. Is there anyone you guys are worried about?"

"Rock Lee of Konoha," Sasuke said immediately. He didn't miss a beat when he learned he could learn more about his opponent. He was actually a little frightened. If he could do that with only taijutsu, what could he do with ninjutsu and genjustu?

Kabuto didn't waste a second. The card was in his hand like he knew what Sasuke was going to ask

"Rock Lee. Age: 16. Mission history: D-rank: 30. C-rank: 15. Sensei: Maito Gai. Teammates: Hyuuga Neji and Tenten. His taijutsu is off the charts while ninjutsu and genjustu are Non-existent. (Sasuke sighed in relief.)

"Nothing else in mind?" Kabuto asked.

"I got one. Sabaku no Gaara." Naruto has been interested in his girl's brother since he first met him. Every time Naruto would bring him up, Temari said drop it. He glanced over to her to see her glaring, but he ignored it and winked at her and smiled like he did nothing wrong.

"Sabaku no Gaara: Age: 15 Mission history: D-Rank: 530. C-rank: 42. B-rank: 1." Kabuto stopped for a while.

"Is there a problem?" Naruto asked.

"Do you get B-ranked missions?" Kabuto asked.

"No"

"Does anyone here get B-ranked missions?" He continued.

"…"

"Yea. A B-ranked mission for a genin is impressive."

'Well, I better get the thoughts of A-ranked missions out of my head.'

"Well, being from a different village a 1st timer, the info I have is limited, but it seems he returned from all his missions without even a scratch." Hearing this brought down a majority of the spirits. But Naruto was too cocky to be brought down, Sasuke was too…Uchiha, Shikamaru was too lazy, and Shino was too… yea.

"Oh wow…I…I…I wont lose!" a loud yell including several barks came from Kiba and his furry canine

"I think I can. I have been improving, but…" came from an uncertain Hyuuga.

"Sasuke won't love me if I'm weak." Came from the other girls.

"And it's not just them," Kabuto smirked. "All of these people are the top of their country. The best of the best. The Elite genins."Naruto lookedto therookie nine to see that they were a little brought down.

'Should I…cool them down?'

"Give em' hell" said Kyuubi, who, in truth, just wanted to see the vessel get his ass beat.

Naruto walked up to the front of the room and got on the desk. He cleared his throat.

"EXCUSE ME" he said, getting everyone in the room's attention. "YES, YES…HEY, I AM TALKING HERE." Naruto threw a paper ball from the desk at one of the people who decide to turn back around.

"AS I WAS SAYING. I JUST HEARD YOU ARE ALL THE ELITES OF YOUR VILLAGES, SO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I WILL ENJOY KICK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR ASSES." Naruto got back down from the desk and went back to where he was sitting. (4)

Naruto looked at the group of people that were staring at him with a lake of killer intent all focused at him.

'I don't know about skill, but when it comes to killer intent, these guys are amateurs.' Naruto used the technique that Kyuubi taught him. He 'absorbed' the killer intent and sent it back with a tiny hint of Kyuubi's, and you would be surprise how quick scared people mind their business.

"Hey…" Kankuro smirk. "Isn't that your boyfriend?"

Temari sighed. She wasn't even going to tell them about him, but Gaara's newfound ability is that he can tell when people lie. What the fuck? Thankfully, he hasn't perfected it, so he couldn't tell she lied when Kankuro asked 'did they do anything?'

'It's funny how Gaara went from 'I'll kill you' to '20 questions protective little brother' in 0.000000001 seconds. '

"The kid's a little crazy, yet is confident like he thinks could really beat everybody here," Neji said. "You should've kicked his ass, too"

"He is very youthful, indeed." Lee retorted. Meanwhile, the rookie's were retaliating from Naruto's outburst.

"What was that, Naruto?" Sakura yelled.

"A challenge. Come on. How fun will this test be when we have 75 the contestants after us? Look, Sasuke's excited." Naruto said exited.

Sakura didn't even try to answer she just continued to fume and mutter something about boys.

"Troublesome. You think that making a roomful of enemies is a fun challenge. Ugh, this is all troublesome."

"Naruto," Shino said calm, as always. "What you did was rash and irresponsible. Not only did you make a roomful of enemies, you made us, who are your friends, a roomful of enemies."

"Hmm, I never thought of it like that. Oh well"

"Just know your surroundings and fighters. Like, for example, while the sand has the highest number of genins in the test (excluding Konoha), the sound is most likely weak, with only one team in the exam."

'Kyuubi do you find something weird with this too?,'

"Yea. This boy isn't what he says he is"

Naruto called his team over.

"You Guys. If you have to fight Kabuto in this exam, don't." Naruto warned.

"What! Why?" Sakura said.

"Look at all the information he has on all these people and their countries. With that info and he can't pass this test? That is impossible. If he was that weak he wouldn't be a genin. I think for some reason he is failing on purpose. I'm not sure why, but please, don't think twice to give up or run if you're losing."

While they talked, the Oto nins attacked and it resulted in Kabuto breaking his glasses and regurgitating in the floor, even though he wasn't hit.

But before the fight could escalate further, a sudden explosion drew everyone's attention to front of the classroom.

"Quiet down, Degenerate bastards!" A voice shouted

"I'm Morino Ibiki, the Examiner for the Chuunin Selection Exam's first test. Everybody here come get a number, a pencil and take a seat."

Naruto's eyes grew wide as he started to hyperventilate.

"Naruto, what's wrong" Sakura asked.

"The…first…test…is…a…a…a…TEST!!"

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Yea… just because he is smarter doesn't mean he is keen to test.

Chapter 9 is up…whoo hooo…. You don't know how hard it was to finish that…it was easy until I got up to the chunin exams. I just couldn't focus… seriously… you may not know it, but because of focus, It took 10 minutes to finish this sentence.

Well, I want to talk about my next Naruto project. Well, I was thinking. I know I want to do a DBZ project but I haven't thought of any ideas yet. But for my next Naruto project, I was thinking a Mary Sue (but it's not really a Mary Sue since it's just some random American Name.). Now don't go crazy yet, what I want to do is I will 'real-ify' it. Make it more believable. What do you think… tell me.

Also, I am fresh out of ideas for Naruto stories so if you know any story with Naruto beginnings. You know, like when people just write first chapters and leave it, tell me. I would like to browse some.

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