Magi: This is me bored, after a day of getting a tooth drilled, and shopping for back to school stuff, and my sister will not wear jeans! and the whole thing is stressful. So here I was eating a bacon and bread sandwich, and some watermelon, when the cool-aid guy came busting through my wall when I said "Oh, no" to many times, and he/she/it looked guilty and stepped out slowly, then I watched "Marceline's closet again"

Also I apologize to those who are not "gifted" with a sister because one will be mentioned in this chapter, so make one up if you don't have one k?

Fionna: WARNING: saying Fuck a lot

Readers POV

'I sat there in the tub staring at the celling just thinking about life, because what else can you do in a bath?! I mean really, I don't buy that crap where you just "Relax" I mean how boring is that?! I hope Marshall doesn't mind, but I used some of his bath soap, and bubble bath, I'm surprised a someone like him had things like that.'

"Okay" I spoke aloud to myself I talk to myself a lot, I didn't have anyone to talk to most of the time, so I just talked to my imaginary friend whose name was (Sisters name). She only came when I was conflicted with something or confused, it was odd.

"(sisters name)! Come out!" I shouted to the air.

Suddenly the bathroom became engulfed in (least fav. color) mist. I coughed waving my hand around to try and clear it. In front of me appeared (sisters name) wearing a (least fav. color) bath robe. Her (Color) hair up in a pony tail, and her face wearing a smirk.

"You better be kidding if you think I'm sitting in there with you." she said. I shifted around in my opaque bubble cloud, trying to cover myself more. She sat down on the toilet lid.

"What seems to be the trouble (Name)?" she asked.

"This! Do you have any fathomable idea as to where I am?! I'm in a cartoon, Adventure Time to be specific. Do you have any idea what I've been through?! I have been flown all across Aaa, by Marshall 'freaking' Lee and Simone Petrikov! And! Then Gumball kidnapped me, and tried to rape me! He also told me I was a Globbess, and I have to go give my new best friend her boyfriend I made for her. How does that sound?" I yelled at her. "AND I am in Marshall Lee's bathroom taking a bubble bath!" I told her. The look she gave was unreadable. It looked like (-_-) nah just yanking your theoretical chains, no the look was that of shocked, confusion, and nervousness.

She got up and paced muttering something to herself.

"Hey! Tell me what you have to say!" I yelled at her.

She looked me dead in the eyes before spilling it all out.

"Okay..." she began. "I knew all that, because not only have we been watching you, what Gumball says is true, you are a descendent of Glob, but he's also right about the whole "Fucking" thing. It must be done for you to unleash your full potential, you need to be 'screwed', I'm sorry."

I looked at her crookedly. I told her to turn around while I got dressed. I finally got some pants on, but I was not happy, not happy. I turned to her and sat on the floor. I don't care if it was unsanitary, or not. I cared about nothing other than waking up from this good dream gone bad. I did NOT want my virginity to be taken by a sludge like Gumball, nor did I want to ever look at him again. Ever. He made me weak, when I needed to be strong, I will never let that happen again.

"Are you Fucking serious?! You can't expect me to do that! Ever! He is insane! Why don't you go sleep with him, because you two are on the same level of insanity." I said poking her in the side really hard.

She punched me in the face, and it sent me flying into the wall. I looked up to tell her to go Fuck off, but she stopped me.

"I already have a husband! Oh and by the way, I'm telling mom!" Wait what?! "Do you realize, that you are the last of us on Earth? We had to bring you closer to us when we asked Grandpa to send you here, because you are coming closer to the age of coming. I do realize this is a lot of information to process, but I need you to try and understand what I have to tell you.

Normal POV/short A/N

(For the point of all of this becoming too complicated, understand this in a "short" sum up if you all are lost: You/me reader, are now being told that you have to become Gumball's wife, and you have to lose your ever precious virginity to him, but everyone knows you don't want that, you'd probably rather set your body on fire, but anyway, I know you'd much rather have a longer chapter, but I have a headache, but I MUST finish this, if it kills me, oh and to tie up a few loose ends the "Man" we made for Simone, get's a small cut in section {I promised him} Don't worry my faithful readers and reviewers, Marshall will get put into this soon as I can get the time, I have been very busy, and I'm rushing this chapter. So here is a small take on how Simone becomes less kid-nappy.)

Simone's POV

I was getting worried (Name) had abandoned me, and so I went out looking for her. I stopped flying when I saw Peppermint Maid walking with a- what ever that was. It looked like a tall person but they were... naked.

I flew to the ground and Peppermint Maid ran somewhere, while she left the person alone. I stood in front of him and looked in his blue eyes and studied him for a second he had brunette hair, and pale skin, almost white, like the moon, but I had to keep my gaze up from his lower half, because that's disrespectful. Even though I was freaking tempted to. When I looked in his eyes he was looking at me as well, with curiosity, and a little confusion. I was perplexed.

"H-hello." I finally said, but why did I stutter? This confused me, I really wanted to know, why me, the Great Ice Queen was stuttering like a love sick... oh nuts.

"Hello, are you Simone?" he asked me.

My hair fell flat and I blinked. My mouth hung open but no words came out.

"YES!" I shouted at him, after trying to make a comprehensible sentence. This was harder than I thought. He put a soft smile on his face. He held out his hand.

"What?" I asked totally confused, I think I'm supposed to shake the hand, but I was too nervous to touch his hand. I guessed he sensed this, so he enveloped me into a what I believed to be a hug. I felt heat rise to my cheeks, and I hugged him back, not caring he was completely naked and we just stood there, hugging. I hadn't realized I had been crying until he pulled back to dry my eyes. I blinked, trying to dry my eyes. He came up to me and looked real close into my eyes, and he kissed me. It was small, quick, but he kissed me! Without me having to force him. I cried again, but this time it was of happiness.

"Are you upset?!" he asked me. I looked up and gave him a genuine smile, I for the first time in my life, felt something that I haven't felt in a long time; love.

"Never again. What's your name?" I asked him.

"My name can be what ever you want it to be, but I have always liked the name Bobby. Is that alright?" he asked hopeful.

"That's a beautiful name. Hey Bobby, do you want to come home with me?" Now it was his turn to blush.

"Th-that's not what I m-meant!" I said trying to clarify myself shaking my hands rapidly.

he laughed. "That's okay" He said turning to stand beside me, and he put his arm around my waist, and we just started walking, somewhere Glob only knows.

Meanwhile...

I watched through the Crystal globe my new sister handed me, I smiled when I saw Simone happy. Now that I'm cheered up, I have to do something. But I have to find a way around this. I REALLY DONT WANT to marry Gumball and become his wife just so he can have unlimited power. This is not how I want to spend my life, or the rest of it, I also learned that Grandpa was actually just a robot. Crazy right?! Any way...

"(Sisters name) I want to know, what kind of power do I get?" She turned to me with a questioning gaze.

"What? Cant I ask what I'm losing my V-card for?" I told her sarcastically.

"Actually no one knows, until a day later."

"Oh." i thought for a moment before I decided asking the big one, "Does it have to be Gumball, or can it be any prince or... King?"

Magi; Finally! the FrUking authors note is here! i have been harangued all hour to get off, so

Review for your power , the coolest one get's to be the power you get

PREVIEW FOR NEXT TIME; You try and find a way to change your fate, and also a certain king is involved, ALSO: you will lose your virginity eventually...

REVIEW PLEASE! ! !