because: i love levi a little more than i should. (he swears almost as much as i do!)
prompt: "Levi teasing Eren and Mikasa about their relationship." (which, lets be real, he totally would.)
"You smell like shit." He begins without preamble one too-bright (in Mikasa's opinion) spring morning. "Shit and sex."
Across from her, Eren is gaping, viridian eyes wide and panicked as he looks anywhere but her, or Levi, or anywhere really. "I- ah. Don't know- er," the older man is not amused, and demonstrates as much by sipping his coffee and turning his focus to her.
"Does he know how to do anything? Or do you have show-" "Levi!" She should really remind him to breathe, so she does with a quiet "breathe, Eren." "Him how to do it all?"
After watching the brunets' chest rise and fall a few times, Mikasa turned her stare to the Corporal, well aware of how her cheeks burned. "I'm sure I don't know what you mean, sir."
Or rather, I have no intention of answering you so please fuck off before Eren asphyxiates.
Which, judging by the way the dark man leant forwards, wasn't going to happen anytime soon. "He doesn't last long, does he?" "Levi!"
Grey eyes narrowed minutely, but before Mikasa could retaliate, Eren had already began to exclaim, "no I last plenty long! I'm a shifter! I've got so much stamina I-"
Smoothly cutting off the ranting teen, "I wasn't asking you, shitty brat."
But no matter how Mikasa looked at it, there was no way to come out of this situation the victor; so in an unusually passive act, the embarrassed female pulled her scarf up and over her nose.
"Mikasa, defend me!"
"Isn't that what you're always asking her not to do?"
"But this is different, Mikasa!"
Grey eyes focused diligently on the table's woodgrain.
"Mikasa tell him how long I last! Tell him how good I am, Mikasa!"
She'd never liked mornings anyways.